A\N: Hey, Peoples who like to read! This story will PROBABLY be a Daily- or Twice-Daily- Upload thing, so expect a new chapter at around 9ish each night. Based on the 150 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts, for the 150 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts Challenge. Enjoy, people.
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Rule Number Ninety-Eight: OMGWTF is not a spell.
Back-story:
Professor McGonagall patrolled the aisles of her class, making perfectly sure that all her students were taking notes on Human Transfiguration. She slid fluidly up behind Lavender Brown, who was giggling and writing a note to Parvati Patil, not making a single sound.
"Miss Brown, last time I checked, Oh Em Gee, Double-ewe Tee Eff is not. a. spell."
Lavender went a particularly girly shade of pink and stuttered "Umm… Well…"
It was then that one Seamus Finnegan decided to butt in "It could be, Professor! There are all sorts of odd spells no one knows about." McGonagall opened her mouth to protest, but Hermione Granger cut her off.
"I'll go and look it up in the library!"
After the Granger girl left, all sense of order went with her. People were discussing heatedly whether OMGWTF was a spell, and others were just milling about, being generally social.
Professor McGonagall was fuming. She clenched her fists and took deep breaths, but nothing had quite the same calming effect as yelling.
This class would henceforth be known as The Class Where McGonagall Snapped. And indeed she did.
