Patrick was feeling hungry so he decided to go to the Kabby Patty. He wante dto visit his friend Spongebob and also get some food. He liked all kidns of food but Karbby patyy was his favorite.

He went all the wat to the krust y Karb and gotthru the doors when he bumped into a giant red blob...

•"hey! watch where uyo are goung!!!!!!" said patrick

he looked up into the face of the thing he bumbed into...it was MR KRABS!

Mr Krabs' eyes were like nebulous orbs and the never seemsd to end. his eye stalks were so beautiful, thought particijk

but his thoughts wrre interrupted by an irate Mr kArba

"watch out, me boy," he said, his eyes narrowing.

patrick stared, not respndobg. he had to let mr krabs know how h le felt. he reached out his hand to touch the cravby crustacean, but he was too stupid to use his habd and accidentally use d his mouth

ARGHHHH! ME EYE!! Why arenyr lickin me eye, me boy!!! shouted Mr Krabs

"i am si sorry, eugene, said parixk, looking ashamedly at his feet. "ever since i was born, i was told that i was a fool, but in this moment i feel like the smartest fish alive. want to know why?"

"everyone knows starfish arent actually fish" said squidward meanly

"shut the fuck up no ine likes you," said the entire reataurant in unison.

mr krabs glared at squidward for ruining his moment. he wanted to hear what the lad had to say. what was his name again?...patrick. the name sounded like the sound of cash entering a bank. he liked that sound, and he like d the name. "go on, patrick. he whispered softly, caressing the starfish's cheek

"i realized the true meaning of beauty.,its you eugene"

"holy shit" said mr krabs except the swaer word was censored to the sound of a seagull swuaking becaus ethis show is reated g so swear words couldnt be used in post production

mr krabs forgot about all the things troubling hom...money, the restaurant, squidward, and his cripplin fear of rejection from his daughter, pearl.

his thoughts withered away like wildflowers in autumn, and he was left with only an impulse that reverberated in his cherry red ears: kiss him

so mr krabs did. he puckered his crusty red lips and met patricks face. theybused a lot of tongue and everyone at bikini bottom decided to support gay marriage which was banner before because they were so impressed by parixk and mr krabs love.

the y fucked a lot and everyone lovef it and they decided to quit their jobs and do gay porn ir something except in the bikini bottom economy gay porn was outlawed because a large part of their GDP came from the production of Spongebob Squarepants which airs on nickelodeon (new episodes thursadys at 7/8 central!) so they couldnt risk a gay porn scandal on their hands

so they made clnes of esch other and lived happily ever after in shell city THE END BITCHES!!!!