A long time ago in a galaxy far,

far away...

STAR

WARS

Episode VIII

THE SHROUD OF THE DARK SIDE

It is a disastrous chapter in the history of the galaxy. After the destruction of the Republic, the nefarious First Order has gained the upper hand against the RESISTANCE. Meanwhile, REY has met the famous Jedi Luke Skywalker, and begins her training under him.

Having been forced from most of the galaxy, the heroic Resistance general Leia has led her forces to take the industrial planet CORELLIA as the last stronghold of Independence against the tyranny of the First Order starfleet led by General Hux.

The vicious dark lord SNOKE gathers his loyal followers under the banner of the KNIGHTS OF REN to enforce the evil of the dark side of the force throughout the galaxy, and to seek out and destroy the last of the Jedi.

Rey and Luke stood there, solemnly facing one another before the dilapidated ruins of the last Jedi temple. Everything there was gray, the sky, the old steps of the temple. Rey thought her old master sort of belonged here, as he had gone gray from years of seclusion. It must have been hard on him. "Well Rey," spoke the old wisened Jedi, "are you ready?" Rey clutched her staff close to herself. She had been training under the great Skywalker for only a few days and was taken aback by his masterful skill and maturity. Before Rey could finish contemplating herself, she noticed that a quad jumper was flying around over the gentle waves of this remote planet. She got nervous and yelled out to her master confusedly, "Master Skywalker!" Luke just glanced at the ship and smirked. "Who's piloting it?" Luke lowered his Jedi hood and met her puzzled and frightened gaze and told her, "I am." Luke raised his palm towards the large aircraft and brought it to land gently on the beach in front of them with the force.

"Now you try. Lift this." ordered Skywalker as he pointed to a boulder off to the side. Rey drew her attention to the rock that her master directed her to. She giggled immediately. "Does he honestly expect me to waste my time on that small fry?" she thought. Instead Rey easily grabbed the gargantuan quad jumper with the force on her first try. She flung it up into the air and slammed it on the ground at warp speed (faster than light travel), causing it to explode violently, leaving a huge crater.

"Wow." exclaimed Mark Hamill. The camera zooms in close to his bewilded face as he supposedly reacts to the cgi phenomenon. Leave the camera on his face for a good 5-10 seconds as he looks at the cgi stuff then looks over to Daisy Ridley. Rey crossed her arms confidently. Luke grinned, "You're good for a beginner, but can you do THIS?!" He lept high into the air, a good mile at least. The winded bellowed and formed a current around him as he dropped back down on to the land violently, smashing a massive crater into the ground causing a mountain-shattering earthquake. "No problem, geezer." quipped Rey in her distinct, quirky accent as she flew up into the sky much faster and bolder than Luke did. When she brought herself back to ground level, the earthquake and crater were at least twice the size of Luke's.

Luke was awe-struck. Rey laughed at her own incredible prowess. She was only a neophyte, but was already on such a high level of ability. This proves that strong, independent women can do anything as long as they have the positive media reinforcement necessary to succeed. "Skywalker, can you shoot huge force lasers out of your hands?" asked Rey. Luke reacted, "No, of course not. That would require a Jedi master far above my caliber." Rey blurted out, "We've got one!" as she raised her left arm up into the air. A bright indigo laser burst from her fingertips and instantly hit a remote island far out on the horizon, detonating it into a magnificent violet flame. Volcanoes all around the planet erupted simultaneously at this brilliant display of skill. (make sure to get lots of good computer guys for this movie because there's going to be a lot of awesome cgi like this. This will look so cool on the big screen and will make heaps and heaps of shekels.)