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Note:This takes place right after deception. and im only 11 years old, first story.

Warnings: gore, blood, swearing, some crude humor maybe, and mild sexual scenes.

The tournament had just ended and The Dragon King had been defeated by scorpion. Nobody had expected a spectre of his calibre to have defeated such an intense enemy, but however, he had done the impossible, and now he had something more important on his mind.

(Flashback)

Shang Tsung: Finish Him!

Scorpion: COME HERE!

Scorpion then threw his spear at the head of the Dragon King. The spear struck through his head, then Scorpion began to tug. The dragon kings head came flying to scorpion, blood and brains flying everywhere. A hand of fire, one of his previous fatalities then came through the ground and brought the Dragon King straight down to hell.

Tsung: FATALITY!

(End Flashback)

Meanwhile in the shaolin temple, the newly revived Liu Kang was practicing for the next tournament. All of the sudden an excided Kung Lao ran into the room.

Kung Lao: Liu, I have just received news that the Dragon King has been defeated!

Kang: By who?!

Lao: Scorpion

Kang: What the fuck?! Scorpion?!?!?!?

Lao: Yes, and now he is starting an alliance.

Kang: We have to stop this!

With that they left the temple.

(Scene: Somewhere in the headquarters of the Lin Kuei)

Sub-Zero: How the fuck did he win, he is still here though? He hasn't killed his true murderer, Quan Chi.

Sub-Zero then leaves.

(Scene: Somewhere in the headquarters of the also newly revived Shao Kahn)

Kahn: What do you want?

Kano: I want some crack and some child porn.

Scorpion runs in

Scorpion: Kano, Get the fuck out you child molester.

Kano: errrrrmmmm..........michaeljacksonality!

Scorpion counters it and kills Kano.

Kahn: Now what the fuck do you want, spectre?

Scorpion: I want to form an alliance!

Kahn: with you, ha, what good are you?

Scorpion: I just defeated the Dragon King

Kahn: Fine, I'll give it a try then.

Scorpion: If I can get it right the members will be Ermac, me, you, Noob Saibot, Motaro, Kintaro, Goro, King Gorbak,(Goro's father) Reptile, Chameleon, Reiko, and the rest of the male ninjas.

Kahn: Wait, I am Reiko!

Dan Forden pops up: Shut up n00b!

Scorpion: you gotta quit having sex with that Sindel chick, she's been drugging you up, and she gave you the clap!

Kahn: Fine, just don't have Reiko, he's a pussy.

Scorpion: Fine!

(Scene: Scorpion is over talking to Motaro)

Motaro: So then you want me to join the alliance?

Scorpion: Yes I do, will you?

Motaro: Yeah, anything to get away from Reiko, he's a pussy.

Scorpion: Yeah yeah, I know, so good, you have to come with me so we can finish the alliance for the next tournament.

Motaro: No, I have to go fuck Sindel!

Scorpion under his breath: No wonder Kahn has Herpes.

Motaro: What was that?

Scorpion: Nothing, you can just go have sex with that slut.

Motaro: Ok, wait, what?

Scorpion: nothing, just go.

(Scene: Jax is out fucking sonya somewhere in the forest.)

Scorpion: Hi.

Jax: What the fuck do you want?

Scorpion: Die bitch.

Scorpion then killed Jax and Sonya with one hit.

(Scene: Jax is out fucking Sonya in hell)

Scorpion: Hi

Jax: What the fuck do you want?

Scorpion: Die bitch!

Scorpion then killed Jax and Sonya in one hit.

(Scene: Scorpion is now talking to Prince Goro.)

Goro: So you want me to join the allinace, and it has Noob Saibot in it!?

Scorpion: Yeah, why?

Goro mad: Why? Why? He fucking killed me!

Scorpion: I know, he wont do it again. (under his breath: if you keep whining, I will first.)

Goro back to normal: Fine, I'm in then.

Scorpion and Goro then walk off.

(Scene: Kabal is out talking to Kintaro)

Kintaro: So then I said, hey, woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me a pie.

A very tired Scorpion then runs up.

Scorpion tiredly: Alliance, join, herpes, pussy, fuck.

Kintaro: oh I get it.

Scorpion: get what?

Kintaro in a run-on sentence: you want me to join your alliance and win the next tournament with you so I can fuck with Sindel and get herpes all so I can call reiko a pussy?

Scorpion: .....................Sure.......................

Kintaro: Hell yeah, im in!

Scorpion: Cool, come with me then.

(Scene: on the set of the new Cage movie called outCAGEous)

Cage: So then he laughed and I was like, haha, laugh you dirty monkey, its outCAGEous!

Scorpion: uh, hi.

Cage: oh, my psychic powers tell me you want me to join your alliance.

Scorpion: No you're a douche, I came here to kill you.

Cage: Not if I can help it, you'll have to get get through Raiden first!

Scorpion: I already have.

(It then shows Raiden burning in a bon fire)

Raiden: ow, son of a bitch!

(Scene: back at the film set)

Cage: oh well, you still can't beat me, I'm a movie star.

Scorpion: ...................Sure........................

(It then shows Cage also burning in the same bon fire)

Cage: ow, son of a bitch!

(Scene: Scorpion is out at the Shokan Temple talking to King Gorbak who is sitting on his throne.

Gorbak: But who will protect the temple?!

Scorpion: Sheeva?

Gorbak: Fine, I'll join your god damn alliance.

Scorpion: Good!

(Scene: A cop station that is labeled Stryker Academy)

Stryker: Ok then, scorpion, you can have a gun.

Scorpion: Thanks.

Stryker: your welcome.

Scorpion: Oh, and Stryker

Stryker: What?

Scorpion: Die Bitch!

Scorpion then shoots and kills Stryker.

(Scene: some random dark place. Scorpion is talking to Ermac.)

Scorpion: Ermac, I don't care if you need to practice your fucking telekinesis, you need to be in my god damn alliance!

Ermac: Fine, but if I lose, its your fault.

Scorpion: Actually, it technically would be your fault if you lost.

Ermac: Shut The Fuck Up!

Scorpion: ...........sure................... but your in the alliance now, so come the fuck over here!

Scorpion and Ermac then left to go get Reptile.

(Scene: The temple from Reptile's mortal kombat 4 ending. Scorpion is talking to Reptile.)

Reptile: You promise, Scorpion, that you will not try to overpower me like Shinnok and Quan Chi?

Scorpion: Sure, I (mocking sequence) promise ( end of mocking sequence) that I wont overpower you.

Scorpion under breath: unless you piss me off.

Reptile: Okay then, I am in the alliance.

Scorpion: Okay pig-fucker, come with me.

Scorpion and Reptile then left the temple.

(Scene: Jax is out fucking Sonya somewhere in the 7th layer of hell.)

Scorpion runs in on them.

Jax: What the hell do you want?

Scorpion: Die bitch!

Scorpion Then uses his fatality on Jax. He then fucks Sonya all night long.

He then left hell and then had a good night sleep in the Netherrealm.

(end of 1st chapter.)

Next chapter: Getting the Rest, and some more.