Uzumaki Naruto: Adventures of Team 7
Chapter One: You Fail!
Uzumaki Naruto walked toward the Academy, ready to take the Genin test! Although, it was his third try he was ready! He had been practicing Bunshin no Jutsu (Clone Jutsu) non stop since the last exam. He was sort of happy that he failed the first two times. 'I didn't really want to be in a Genin team with people older than me. So, I'll be happy unless I end up in the same team as Sasuke-teme!'
At that moment he realized that he hadn't been paying attention to where he was going. Normal people would have ended up where they wanted to go, but Naruto wasn't normal. He wasn't anywhere near the Academy. 'I'm going to be late, now!' Naruto mentally shouted.
'I'm so evil,' Kyuubi thought. "Take that Yondaime (forth Hokage)!" Kyuubi screamed.
Naruto looked around, confused. "Who said that?" he asked no one. All he got was odd stares from everyone. He shrugged and turned toward the Academy, then started to run once he realized he was going to be late.
When he got to the Academy, he was barely even late. He barged into the classroom, causing some people to look at him. "You're late!" Iruka screamed.
Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, smiling like an idiot... Or a fox, I should say. "Sorry, Iruka-sensei. I sort of got lost on the path of life," he said.
"What!? Where did you hear that from!" Iruka asked.
Naruto looked confused. "I didn't hear it from anyone, I'm serious. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going," Naruto told him, still confused.
Iruka just sighed and told Naruto to sit down. 'I hope Naruto never meets Kakashi...' Iruka thought. "Okay, listen up, everyone!" Iruka yelled. "Today is the Genin exam! You will show us Bunshin no Jutsu and you have to make at least one real clone! Got it! Shino, you're first!"
Naruto waited for his name to be called. The whole time something told him to fail the exam, but he didn't no what. When Mizuki started calling names instead of Iruka the feeling got worse. When Mizuki looked at Naruto, he heard a voice in his head. 'That demon brat better fail. That way I can get him to steal the forbidden scroll for me. Then I'll kill him and be known as a hero!'
'What was that?' Naruto thought when Mizuki finally left the room. 'Was I reading Mizuki's mind?' he asked himself.
"Yes..." Kyuubi answered. Then he realized he was talking out loud again and started to panic.
'Are you my conscience?" Naruto asked.
Kyuubi danced. "Yeah, kid. I am. Now, Mizuki is evil, like me. He's training to get you in trouble with the Big Boss dude of Konoha. But, don't worry. I have a plan. What you gotta do is fail the Gennin exam, then, I think, Mizuki will tell you something like: 'If you steal the Forbidden scroll and learn a jutsu you will become Genin'. Well, I don't think Mizuki has a high squeaky voice like that, but still. Anyway, you do it. Then, you'll read the whole scroll. Don't worry, because I'll memorize them and teach them to you later. You can just learn the first jutsu, you know, to make it seem like you don't know what's going on. Then, Iruka will show..."
'Why Iruka?' Naruto interrupted.
"Because, Iruka's the nice one that wants to help you. Now, shut up. Anyway, you give the scroll to Iruka when he tells you Mizuki is lying or something like that. Then you attack Mizuki with the jutsu you learn. Got it?" Kyuubi asked.
'Got it!' Naruto answered. Before Kyuubi could say anything else Mizuki came out and called Naruto into the back room for the test.
"Okay, Naruto," Iruka started. "You know what to do."
Naruto nodded. "Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled. He looked at the clone. It was on the floor, looking very dead. Naruto mentally smirked but looked a little sad.
"You fail!" Iruka yelled, even though he was sad for Naruto.
"Can't we just give him a chance, Iruka? I mean, he did make a clone," Mizuki said.
Naruto was confused, but looked hopeful. "Part of his plan," Kyuubi told him.
Naruto mentally nodded.
"All the other kids at least made three clones, Naruto could only make one. And look at it. It's pitiful," Iruka told him.
Naruto tried to look as sad as he could as he left the room.
"Good job, Kit," Kyuubi told him.
'I was wondering, do you have a name?' Naruto asked.
"Yeah, I'm Kyu," Kyuubi told him. 'Haha, I almost told him I was Kyuubi. My bad!'
'Alright, Kyu. I guess I'll go sit on my swing,' Naruto told him. He went over and sat on his swing, looking sad.
He decided not to look back as Mizuki walked up behind him until he put his hand of his shoulder. Naruto looked up at Mizuki who was trying to hide a smirk.
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"So, Naruto failed the exam," Sarutobi said.
Iruka nodded. "Yes. I knew he meant to though. I've seen him practice his Bunshin no Jutsu. He can create at least 50," Iruka told him.
The old Hokage nodded. "Naruto has too much chakra for his own good. He can't just use a little bit of chakra unless he uses most of his chakra first."
"But why did he fail, though?" Iruka asked.
Sarutobi shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe Naruto doesn't really want to be a ninja yet."
Iruka said nothing. He just watched as Naruto left with Mizuki. 'I wonder if he's up to something.' As soon as the thought came he shook it off.
End of Chapter One
A/N: Yes, I know Kyuubi is OOC but it has to be like that. Please R&R. If you do I'll write another chapter. Yes, I'm blackmailing you. Mwahahahaha! Yes, I know I'm evil.
Thank you Naruto fans for your reviews and thanks to my sister for editing.
I forgot to say that I don't own Naruto. I don't. Really! Yeah, it's hard to believe, I know!
Next time: Busted!
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