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Pairing(s)/Characters: Charlie Weasley/Madame Rosmerta

Challenge: Solstice

Summary: Charlie complains to Rosmerta about Hagrid/.

Rating/Warnings: NC-17.

Word count: some?

Author's Notes: Fucking ensues. In rhyme.

I REPEAT: For Firewhiskey Fics, no betas, autocorrect, or spell-checking are allowed!


"It's the solstice,:" said Charlie to Rose
"If you didn't know, I'd like to propose:
to you a solution
if you'd provide absolution
I need solace, from my head to my toes."

:What's the matter?" asked Rose of the Weasley
"It's Hagrid," he said, with a feelsy.
"Rubeus thinks we could be
A grand couple, but me?
I like Dragons, and WOMEN," said Charlsie.

Rosmerta, being felt up by Charlsie,
was quite for just a mere momentsie
then she spoke up and said
"Let me give you head,
it will rid your mind of the Hagridsie."

Rosmerta was a Solsticde Nymph
Lettle was known of the type such as she-imph,
The rhymes may seem forced
buyt you'll soon see the real course,
Of the thought behind Charlie's seduchtuon-umph.

Charlie, who'd dick had seen action
Had many a fan, with a faction,
of loyal supporters,
from all the four corners,
who said Hagrid was outta luck, sorry, son.

Charlie rose to the call of his hostess,
With a rigid hard pole of the mostess,
Hot, hard, pink flesh
that ever did mesh
with the nympyh of the flagon, Mss. Rosess.

Solstice Nymphs never reach their climax
'Cept when with a lover during the parallax
of the sun and the moon
then they get to swoon
with orgasm, until their partner does relax

Within a few secs, did Rosmerta,
come hard, and she hgave the alerta
to Charlie, who shouted,
"I will not be outed!"
And he came with a forceful cum spurta.

"Thank the gods for the Solstice," said 'Merta.
"Otherwise I'd be in anguish," she flirta'd/
"But you and your fear,
Of the Hagrid's big spear,
Helped me find some solace," said 'Merta.

Charlie, who knew he'd been had,
Kissed her gently, cuz he wasn't a cad,
So glad was he to be rid
Of the advances of Hagrid
Did he slink off to fuck Tonks, who wasn't half bad.