Max Steel Joke Book
Max Steel Joke Book
By: Jo Ann Montgomery

Disclaimer: Max Steel and related characters, etc. belong to WB Kids and Mattel. The jokes are old, rewritten where needed to fit with Max Steel and friends (and foes). No infringement of any kind is intended.


Have a few laughs with Max Steel, Berto, Rachel, Cat, and the rest in the Max Steel Joke Book. If you have a funny joke or riddle you would like to contribute, e-mail me, and I will put your jokes and riddles in future chapters of the joke book.


Max: Berto, what's your dog's name?
Berto: Ginger.
Max: Does Ginger bite?
Berto: No, Ginger snaps!


Max: Hey, Cat! Why were the ants running on cracker box?
Cat: I don't know. Why?
Max: Because the instructions said to "Tear along dotted line".


Laura: I'm going to the dentist's office today.
Josh: Oh, visiting a filling station, huh?


Max: I bet I can say, "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" without pronouncing the "R"'s!
Rachel: Max, that's impossible!
Max: No, it isn't.
Rachel: All right; how?
Max: Dick and Bob had a bunny.


Laura: Pete! Did you go swimming in the hot sun yesterday?
Pete: No, I went swimming in the water.


Jo: Pete, I think you're sitting in my seat.
Pete: Can you prove this is your seat?
Jo: I think so --if my pie and ice cream are on it.


Jo: Josh, did you know there was a kidnapping down the street?
Josh: No, what happened?
Jo: His mother woke him up.


Jeff: Max, what did the adding machine say to the clerk?
Max: You can count on me.


Psycho: My shoes are killing my feet!
Dread: No wonder. You have your shoes on the wrong feet.
Psycho: But I don't have any other feet.


Jeff: Josh, stop making faces at the bulldog.
Josh: He started it.


Max: Berto, if your dog ate your book, what would you do?
Berto: Take the words right out of his mouth.


Laura: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Josh: An elephant with a cold in his nose.


Rachel: Max, what is the best way to make a fire with two sticks?
Max: Be sure one stick is a match.


Berto: (To NASA scientist.) I'd like a round trip ticket to the moon.
Scientist: Sorry. The moon is full right now.


Jo: How do you catch a rabbit?
Pete: You hide in the bushes and make noises like a carrot.


Jo: (Holding kite) Pete, what's the best material for kites?
Pete: Flypaper.


Pete: What is the best thing to take when one is run down?
Josh: The licence number of the car.


Cat: Max, what did the donkey say when it saw a zebra for the first time?
Max: Look! A donkey that's been in jail!


Jeff: Max, it's ten o'clock! You should have been here an hour ago!
Max: Why -- what happened?


Jo: I just found some horseshoes. Do you know what that means?
Pete: Yes --some poor horse is running around in his stocking feet!


Pete: Josh, what's the best way to remember your girlfriend's birthday?
Josh: Forget it once.


Page 2 comming soon. E-Mail me with jokes for the Max Steel Joke Book and I'll put them in and give you credit. Send in as many as you like.


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