A/n: Hey! Cherry here! This time with a slice of life story. The main pairing will be Miku x Rin! I promise to keep up with this one! On with the story
Layer Cake: I Hate People
Yo, it's Miku here, Yes, THE Miku, as in world's number one princess. I'm bored, so I decided to let you fangirls and fanboys into my life. I'm writing a sort of autobiography to let you guys know the real Miku Hatsune. I plan on publishing this when I become washed out'and desperately trying to cling on to the last of my fame or when my sex tape "accidently" gets leaked, whichever comes first. Anyway, the first thing you should know about me is that I'm more punk than pop, which means the "moe" Miku you see is all just an act. Sorry to disapoint you.
Second, I get really annoyed by people. The only people I can stand being around is Luka, Haku Ruko, Rei and Rin. Those are the only people, besides me that have any common sense at all. Although, Rin annoys me. You know who she reminds of? Ritsu from K-On! She even has a cake fetish. Likewise, I have a Rin fetish...
Yeah, I like girls, especially Rin. I can literally hear heads exploding. "But, Miku-sama!" I hear you saying, "I thought you were dating Rei!" Calm down fangirl, here's a bag you can breathe into, it has Len's face on it. Now, let me explain. I am "dating" Rei, that's only because the only guy I could tolerate fake dating is Rei. I feel kinda creepy because I consider Rei my little brother. By the way, he is gay too. Don't believe me, I got the pictures of him and Len to prove it. Fangirls are crying now.
I would tell you more about my life and my master plan to get into Rin's shorts, but I'm tired, I think I'll go cuddle with Rinny...
