All is fair in love, war, and quidditch.
Wood, Oliver bloody Wood.
Wood is the world's biggest prat, and for some sodding reason he's my boyfriend.
Prologue- Katie Bell's Mental To-Do List
Things I will do before I go completely insane:
I will break up with my tosser of a boyfriend. Most girls would flip out if their boyfriend would go a couple weeks without talking to them, but for some stupid bloody reason I haven't decked him for it. Instead, as I'm acting completely mental, I just snog him until I feel better. I'm not worried that he's cheating because I always know where he is if isn't with me, playing Qudditch. I mean this is Wood we are talking about.
I will not chicken out and take the pregnant test, even though I'm pretty confident in fact that I am pregnant. Surely four months without my Aunt Irma visiting should be warning enough.
I will tell McGonagall that I have to retire as Hooch's intern thingy now as I'm sure expected Mothers are not allowed to referee Hogwarts matches, and this years batch of quidditch players are even more brutal then last years (when I got a quaffle thrown to my head so hard I couldn't see straight for weeks). And despite the git that is my child's father, I much like my supposed child. Merlin's pants he's probably going be just as bloody obsessed with qudditch as his father, he's probably going to be worse, if you add my love for the sport in. Of course I won't be upset he wants to play quidditch, but I ever find out he's completely ignored his girlfriend for it.
I will probably have to stop referring to Oliver as Wood when I'm bloody pissed. I sound like I'm still in Hogwarts, which was nearly six years ago, I am much more mature now.
I will tell my mum to sod off and stop asking me why I haven't brought my boyfriend around for dinner. I can't honestly be expected to tell her its because he barely has time for me, yet alone to come to dinner. This might actually be a blessing in disguise, as Wood is as much of a wizard as you get, and my family is nearly all muggle. Abby has a boyfriend who designs website logos, how am I supposed to explain that to him?
I will drag Wood to a family dinner, as I am tired of my mother thinking I've made him up. This is only if I don't break up with him sooner, as he is a complete and utter prat.
I will have to buy some new robes. I feel as if I'm a whale.
Oh, sod it. I hate my life. I'm going to watch Pride & Prejudice. Colin Firth's Darcy always makes me feel better.
A/N:
The idea for this came to me, and just won't leave me alone, because I have the time to start yet another story with school starting next week. ::rolls my eyes:: Hope you enjoy. I have the first chapter written- It should be up within a few days.
