"You know, when a girl constantly rips on a guy, it usually means they like them." ~Freddie, iCarly

Freddie Benson screamed in terror as he was chased through out the Shay apartment by 'the blond-headed demon'. "Sam, what did I do this time?!" He asked the girl, finally stopping behind Spencer's bottle robot, hoping it would shield him from Samantha Puckett's wrath. "You made an assumption!" She said as if it were the most obvious thing ever. Freddie stood confused. "Assumed what? That you might, maybe, possibly like me?!" Sam turned a bright shade of red; she was uncomfortable with this topic and Freddie knew it. "SHUT UP!" she screeched, covering her ears. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!" she yelled running up the stairs to the iCarly studio. Carly ignored them both sitting on her living room couch and watching 'Girly Cow'. Freddie smirked taking the elevator up.

Sam ran into the studio and buried her head in a pillow. "!" she screamed. Freddie strut into the room, happy he finally had the upper hand.

Sam glared up at the boy, "Don't say a word." She hissed through grit teeth. Freddie's smirk widened. "You love me! You love the tech geek!" he smiled, walking closer to Sam who in turn blushed. "Shut it!" she growled, falling backwards onto a beanbag chair.

"You know you loooove me! You want to marry me, and kiss and huuug me!" he chanted, dancing around like a moron. Sam blushed deeper. "Samantha Puckett loves Fredward Benson, the world in gonna—" Sam planted her lips to Freddie's shocking him completely. She pulled away. "What was--?" Freddie started. "I said, 'Shut up!'." She growled kissing him again. She pulled away again. Silence filled the room. Freddie's eyes were the size of plates. "Um, uh…W-We're gonna have to, ya know, talk about that. I mean, like, are we dating now…or what?" he asked, rubbing the back of his neck as Sam twiddled her thumbs. "The bully wants the dork, classic." She smirked. "I guess, but we should probably ease everyone into it first…" Freddie nodded, a smile playing on his lips. "Uh, y-yeah."

A/N: The end of chapter one. I write all of my stories straight off the top of my head…so, ya never know what might happen. So, don't ask about what's gonna happen next, cuz even I don't know. xD Anyway, R&R for virtual kisses of the chocolate variety.