Snow Day of Doom

In Zim's lab GIR woke up. He looked around the lab for a few seconds and he saw his master asleep. GIR then ran upstairs to the kitchen to eat waffles. "I like waffles good", GIR said to himself while eating a waffle. He glanced outside. Then he smashed his face on the window and gasped in disbelief. Beautiful white snow was sparkling on the ground. GIR gasped again, opened the door, and ran to the kitchen. He then sprinted from the kitchen towards the door, jumping into the huge mound of snow. "COLD!" he screamed. He then raced back into the house to get his dog suit on and jumped in again, playing joyfully in the snow.

Inside Zim suddenly woke up. He then noticed something odd. GIR wasn't there. Being too tired from yesterday's failed attempt at taking over the earth, Zim told his computer to find out where GIR was. 'If that robot does something too stupid, our entire cover could be compromised', thought Zim. "Sir, I have located GIR and it seems he is outside of the house." "In his disguise I hope" muttered Zim. "Here, you can see for yourself" replied the computer. Zim sleepily glanced at the monitor. "Everything is in order. GIR is just playing in…? What? WHAT IS THAT?! COMPUTER!" yelled Zim who was now wide awake. "Yes sir?" "Do an analysis of that stuff that GIR is playing in! I'm going to get GIR!"

GIR began diving through the snow like a dolphin. Zim threw open the door and yelled,"GIR! Get out of that stuff! You don't even know what it is. Knowing this hideous planet it is probably poisonous!" "No it's not", said GIR still swimming around in the snow. "It may not affect you now, but it will eventually. Now get inside!" "NOOO I DON'T WANT TO!" GIR yelled. GIR then began burrowing under the snow away from the house while hitting a tree. Zim shook his head. A cold breeze of wind blew into the house. Zim shivered. He then shut the door behind him and sat on the couch. "Computer! Is that analysis ready yet?" "Yes it appears to be frozen water droplets that form from-""I'M ONLY ASKING WHAT IT IS! I'M NOT ASKING HOW OR WHERE IT FORMS!" "Well if you MUST know, it's snow. It comes during this season", responded the computer who was obviously getting annoyed. "Hmmm so it is not poisonous?" "No." "Oh ok. So I won't be affected?" "Well besides being cold, no." "Interesting. Well I shall start investigating this 'snow' to see if I would be able to use it to my advantage", stated Zim as he began marching towards the door.

"Where are you going? Wait, never mind because I don't think I want to know." said Gaz, watching Dib getting ready to leave. "I can only guess you're going to spy on Zim…again." "Gaz, I know I'm going to get evidence that Zim is an alien eventually and I have a feeling that today is finally the day!" "Dib, you say everyday is 'the day'." "What does persistence count for anything?" asked Dib as he exited the house. 'Gaz will never understand how a true paranormal investigator works. Actually I think almost no one ever will.' thought Dib while walking towards Zim's house. 'They don't see the way I do. But after I get the evidence I need then everyone will see things my way for once.' When he got to Zim's house, he got his bionoculars out and hid in the bushes, waiting for Zim's next move. 'Hmmm I wonder…' thought Dib, realizing that this would be Zim's first winter.

Zim decided finally that the snow would be no use to him. "GIR this snow wouldn't be useful in anything we might as well… Huh?! " As soon as he said it, a whirling ball of snow headed straight toward him. Zim ducked just in time. But more snowballs were heading for him. "AHHHH! GIR! We're being attacked!" yelled Zim as he bolted into the house and slammed the door. Zim glanced out the window. It stopped. Zim opened the door slightly peering outside. There in front of his house stood Dib with a snowball in hand. "Dib! I should have known!" shouted Zim. Dib smiled mischievously and threw another snowball at Zim, directly hitting him in the face. "Alright Dib, that's it! Now you shall face a doom like no other doom you have faced before!" exclaimed Zim brushing snow off his face. Zim picked up a pile of snow and threw it. Unfortunately, it only landed three inches in front of him. "Hah! That's your doom like no other? That's pathetic!" said Dib mockingly. "Grrr… alright Dib. You think you are mighty and powerful. But we shall see who is the most powerful. I challenge you to a War of 'Snow'!" "Don't you mean a snowball fight?" "No, I mean a War of 'Snow'!" "Well that's a really stupid name." "SILENCE! This afternoon in the park is where we shall face off. Ha, just looking at how scared you are. You are probably shivering with fear right now aren't you Dib?" Dib looked at Zim questionably. "Uh not really and are you sure you want to have a snowball fight? I mean it's obvious you're going to lose Zim considering you can't even throw a snowball." "Silence! My decision has been made!" yelled Zim as he marched into his house and slammed the door behind him.