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Chapter 1
Percy gives a dare (Leo vs Calypso at McDonalds)
At Camp Half-Blood, Percy was at the border with his friends ready to get out into the world.
"Where should we go?" Frank asked.
"I think we should go to the park!" Hazel suggested. Everyone agreed. Then went to a nearby park and had a picnic. Leo got sauce on his face.
"Leo! You are such a slob!" Calypso yelled and got a napkin to wipe Leo`s face.
"Let's play truth or dare." Nico blurted out loud. Everyone's attention shot at Nico. It scared him to see Frank's chubby face squishing in the many faces. The only demigods who's face did not squish in was Annabeth and Piper.
"All of you are such idiots. If you all squish in, there will be no room. Just,... SIT PROPERLY!" Annabeth yelled. It had no effect on the crowd.
"Seriously, you could bruise your beautiful face and get it ugly! Annabeth is right! Just sit properly! You all act like hogs!" Piper spoke in the whole crowd. Everyone listened to Piper.
Good job, Piper! That was amazing charmspeaking! Annabeth thought and looked at Piper with gratitude, with Piper nodding, getting the message.
"I'd say dare, Percy." Nico spoke. The look on Annabeth's face was bewildered.
Are you sure you don't have a crush on Percy? Annabeth thought. Nico read Annabeth's face. He got somewhat angry.
"Alright. I am not so good at giving any dares." Percy spoke.
"I say dare, Percy!" Calypso shouted out.
That is what he gets for breaking my heart! Calypso thought.
"Hit me up, Percy babe! DARE!" Leo shouted, scaring everyone. After all, everyone forgot he was alive.
Percy spoke "Guys, I am not too sure, what if I tell you to kick a porcupine? That's a not so nice dare. I'm thinking of a reasonable one..."
"Dare!" Hazel shouted. "Jackson, I DARE you to give me a DARE!" Hazel looked at Frank.
"Uh, yeah! Me too!" Frank spoke.
"Guys, I am not doing this!" Percy shouted.
"Percy, you beat Kronos and you don't want to give us dares?" Reyna smirked "Where is your battle spirit?"
"Dude, I thought you were cool, Percy." Jason spoke "I want a dare, Jackson!"
Percy was having trouble resisting everyone's requests. Reyna was hard enough to resist. But Jason. Aw man! Jason could beat him to a pulp. Look at his build!
"Percy, I call DARE!" Piper shouted with powerful charmspeak. Percy resisted.
"You are so naive seaweed brain!" Annabeth shouted, giving him a big noogie. "It sounds fun! DARE! Jackson, I want a DARE, or else, you are not my boyfriend anymore!"
"WHAT!" Percy shouted in horror. He stopped for a moment.
"Fine. Let's have a contest on eating a random food. Me, Annabeth, Jason, and Piper are our judges!" Percy announced.
"Percy, you are no fun. That dare is just about eating." Nico spoke, looking quite glum.
"Yo, Baby Calypso! I am so ready for this, yow!" Leo shouted.
"Did you just call me baby Calypso? Excuse me, but I am WAY older than you, BABY Leo!" Calypso snapped back.
"Whatever." Leo spoke.
...
At a McDonald's restaurant.
"Okay, here are our first contestants. Calypso, and Leo." Percy spoke.
"Let's do this, girlfriend!" Leo shouted.
"Do you have to shout all the time?" Calypso scolded.
"Okay contestants. Whoever finishes everything given here will get a point for winning! You must eat a Double Big Mac combo!" Percy shouted. "Begin!"
Calypso looked at her fast food. There was a weird looking circle with things inside it.
Is that a pickle? Calypso thought. She looked at the Ketchup and Mustard.
Is this blood? It's red, but it doesn't look much like blood. Calypso thought. She looked at Leo who was totally digging the food.
I have no choice. Calypso thought. She picked up her burger and ate aggressively.
WHAT IS THIS STUFF? I THINK I HAVE A HEART ATTACK, WHATEVER THAT IS! Calypso thought. She ate the burger aggressively. Leo looked at Calypso with a shocked face.
How in the world of Zeus could my babe eat that thing so fast? It's either she has my blessing, the Leoshashugeer! Leo thought. Calypso was the first to finish her burger.
"Out of everyone, I thought Calypso would not be able to eat fast food this quickly, but ..." Percy Jackson trailed off as he watched Calypso throw the Double Big Mac box on Percy's head with such force. Calypso started on her drink.
What in the world? This stuff is really good! But I feel like burping Calypso thought. She let off a loud burp just as Leo finished his Leo burger.
"It's no longer a Big Mac! It's a Leo burger into Leo waste!" Leo announced.
"Shut up Leo! She got through the Coke already!" Percy scolded Leo. It was true. Calypso finished it. She threw the soda cup at Leo's head, for extra measure. Leo was mad! He drained the coke and got working on his french fries, like Calypso.
What is this? It tastes really weird and good. Calypso thought. Leo picked up his last french fry and looked at Calypso and got ready to put the french fry in his mouth. Calypso had five french fries. Calypso was very mad. She quickly swiped all five french fries and finished the fight. Leo just put the french fry in his mouth and looked at Calypso. The look on her face was bad. Leo had lost the food eating contest.
"Damn it! My Babe has beaten me awesome Super LEO!" Leo shouted. "I'll win next time!"
"That's one point for Calypso." Percy spoke "and frankly, I am quite surprised."
"What was that?" Calypso asked, with a little murder to the edge of her voice.
"Nothing!" Percy spoke and ran for his life.
