Disclaimer: sadly I still don't own Twilight…
Pie
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Bella asked Edward, worry in her voice, "You could always back out now if you don't think you can handle it."
"I can do it," said Edward, his voice filled with determination.
"What are you lovebirds doing?" Emmett's teasing voice came from the hallway.
"We are going to have a pie eating contest," said Bella.
Before Bella could blink, Emmett rushed into the room and started jumping up and down like a four-year-old, with a pleading look in his eyes.
"I wanna do it too," Emmett whined.
"You can't even eat pie," Edward retorted, rolling his eyes.
"Neither can you," Emmett said, sticking his tongue out at Edward.
"Fine," Bella said, trying to break up the fight, "You can join us."
"Yay," Emmett yelled, jumping up and down and clapping his hands.
"Now that we have that settled," Bella said putting her hands on her hips, "We have two problems."
Suddenly Alice skipped into the room and came to an abrupt stop.
"I'll do it," Alice said, answering the unasked question, "I will judge the contest."
"Ok… good," Bella replied, not liking the mischievous look in Alice's eyes, "Now we have one problem."
"All taken care of," Alice interrupted, "I told Esme earlier about your plans for the day and she made six blueberry pies, two for each of you."
"Yay!" Emmett yelled, "Let's start now!" he yelled racing down the stairs.
Bella and Edward followed behind. While they were walking down the stairs Bella was keeping her eyes on her feet trying not to have a klutz attack, and Edward was rolling his eyes at his brother's childishness.
When they made it to the kitchen, Emmett was bouncing in his chair in anticipation and the rest of the family was making bets on who would win the contest.
Edward and Bella took their seats and Alice walked up to them with a stopwatch in her hand.
"Rule number one," she said holding up her index finger, "No using vampire speed. Rule number two," Alice continued putting up her next finger, "You must swallow the pie. And rule number three," she finished with her three fingers in the air, "You must eat both pies."
Esme put two pies in front of each contestant.
"Pick up your forks," Alice told them.
Bella, Edward, and Emmett complied to Alice's demand.
"On your mark, get set, GO!!" Alice yelled, starting her stopwatch.
All three contestants started eating as fast as they could at a human pace, Emmett and Edward with looks of disgust after they took the first bite and Bella paying no attention to the taste.
Suddenly Bella got an evil glint in her eye and she stopped eating. Emmett and Edward looked up at her, concerned and they also stopped wolfing down the pie.
Without a word Bella got a scared look on her face and pointed toward the far window. Everyone, except Alice, turned to look and in a quick movement Bella took one of Emmett's pies and smacked Edward in the back of the head with it. Edward turned around confused as purple pie filling trickled down his back. Bella gave him a confused innocent look and pointed in Emmett's direction.
Edward put his finger to his lips, as a signal for Bella to be quiet. Bella nodded and ducked as Edward threw his pie at the back of Emmett's head, as he was still looking out the window.
Emmett turned toward Edward, and Edward turned toward Emmett and in an almost impossible to see move, both brothers stood up and started throwing pie at each other.
Bella continued to eat while she watched them roll around in the squishy mess trying to get the other one dirtier.
A few minutes later Alice stopped her stopwatch and yelled "Winner!"
More confused than ever, Emmett and Edward looked up at Bella as she smiled triumphantly.
"What?" they asked.
"Bella has won," Alice said, smiling she turned to Bella and said, "Congratulations, and nice shot!"
AN: I hope you liked it! Please review!
