This is a shout out to my boy Whitey-V. Yo, he wants tons of making out betweens Soras and Rikus. So here you go, dawg. Let's see if my boys are gonna roll like that.
Rikus was all into the darkness and stuff. He got himself some of that dark eyeliner and some dark gloves and some tight dark jeans. Yeah, boy, all those clothes was so tight that he could squeeze coal into diamonds just by sitting down.
Prancing around like some heavy metal motha, he strides on up to Soras and gets all in his face wanting to suction those lips. But Soras a playa, you know what I'm saying? He ain't gonna have none of that from Rikus. Hero juniors don't roll like that, you know what I'm sayin? Rikus kept trying to get those puckered lips, but then he got b*** smacked from my girl Kairis. Yeah, dawg, cause she ain't gonna lose her man to no heavy metal punk goth in skinny a** jeans.
Yeah, boy, Kairis backslapped the darkness right out of that sick motha and then she gave Soras some booty. Cause hero juniors get all the booty, you know what I'm saying? Ain't gonna have no booty if you ain't looking for the booty, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, boy, Rikus learned one tough lesson. He got schooled! And he didn't even get no booty in the end.
So let this be a lesson to y'all: if y'all want booty, don't be going round to no darkness.
