"Kurenai have you gained weight?" asked Kakashi

Suddenly a loud slap filled the room.

Tsunade laughed witnessing the whole thing.

Kurenai walked away steamed.

"You know it would be smart to stop teasing her, because it won't push her into her arms and it can't be good for your face." smirked the hokage.

"Make smart-assed remarks while you can Tsunade. I mean you once threw Jiraya into a brick building and he's still trying to fuck you." insulted Kakashi.

Another slap filled the room.

Only that one hurt much more.

She was mad at me. Then again she was always mad at me. I teased her ,called her fat. Humiliated her .It was amazing I wasn't in my death bed. Maybe I should start sleeping with my good eye open, just in case. Kurenai and I were the same age, both jouninn (I became one sooner of course), both smart. Well maybe she was smart. I don't really think I would fall into that category. Considering that I never used a clock in my life. Even with all the common and all the differences (I could go on and on about those) in our ways of life. I loved her. I loved Kurenai. I'm not supposed to, I don't want to. Believe me I don't want to.

But I do. I blame the whole thing on her. She mad me love her because she knew it would make me mad. I hate her so fucking much, yet I love her more.

"God…he is an ass. I hate him. I really hate him. I mean it this time." said an angry Kurenai.

"What he do call you fat again? You know you really shouldn't let Kakashi bother you. " said Anko, her best friend.

"I don't try to let him. Oh…I hate him. " Kurenai remarked frustrated.

"You do not ,you love the jackass. Why you do is beyond me. " Anko stated.

She wasn't fat ,she was honestly too thin. He would have to make sure she ate more. Kurenai should probably get more sleep too. On their last misson together she almost fainted from exaction, and she should wear more covering on her chest …..well maybe she should just cover her whole body more. He saw prying eyes trying to glance down her shirt.

He would not ,simply would not allow it.

Kakashi was eating lunch with Naruto and Iruka at no other place than Ichiraku. Then something red caught. He spotted brown locks as well.

"Kurenai …sit join us" waved Kakashi.

"Fine" said Kurenai as she took an extra seat.

"What some?" asked Kakashi.

"Isn't you who is always telling me I need to lose weight?" said Kurenai, saying it more as a statement then a question.

"So"

"What do you mean so , first you criticize my weight and now your trying to feed me, so I can gain weight?"

"Well you really should start eating more. On our last mission you nearly fainted."

That was all he said before he picked up his set of chopsticks and started feeding her ramen. Both Iruka and Naruto not having a clue as to what was going on.