Mario Peach Yoshi Luigi Daisy Toad Toadette DK Diddy Dixie Birdo Wario Waluigi Bowser Piranha Plant Boo Dry Bones
Luigi: That's WAY too many people. Kick out the bad guys.
Lakitu: SILENCE! OR I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFY YOU!
Luigi: Please don't! -cries-
Toadette: Can get on with the game already? You're boring me to death.
Dry Bones: That's insulting to dead people like me!
Bowser: Just shut up before I decide to kill you all!
Peach: JUST START THE GAME ALREADY!
Lakitu: OK! Here we go. Mario, what is 10 times 10?
Mario: 100.
Lakitu: WRONG! It's actually 1010.
Mario: WHAT!? that's not fair! It IS 100 because I learned that in Elementary School!
Lakitu: Well, that's because the teachers are giving you a chance of passing grades. And if you should know, In Junior High, it's 1010! Jeez, no wonder you got held back 4 times.
Mario: Hey how did you know I got held back!?
Lakitu: I have my reasons... . Peach,
Peach: BANK!
Lakitu: YOU IDIOT! MARIO GOT THE QUESTION WRONG THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BANK THE MONEY! YOU FAIL!!
Peach: You don't have to be so mean! -cries-
Lakitu: Anyways, Peach, how many words are in the "alphabet"?
Peach: 26!
Lakitu: Wrong! Trick question! There are actually 8 words in the "alphabet".
Peach: -cries again-
Lakitu: yoshi, True or False: Bowser Likes to eat dogs, cats, mice, monkeys, and kangaroos.
Yoshi: Uh...uh...TRUE!
Lakitu: Correct!
Audience: No way!
Dixie: AAH! Don't make him eat me!
Bowser: Hey that's not true!... I ONLY eat mice and cats.
Lakitu: Well, there was 2 right so he had it correct! Luigi!
Luigi: WHAT!?!??!!?!
Lakitu: You're supposed to say bank.
Luigi: Uh...uh...AUSTRALIA!
Lakitu: No, bank.
Luigi: Europe?
Lakitu: BANK YOU DOLT!
Luigi: South Africa!
Lakitu: AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Nevermind, anyways, how many people live on earth?
Luigi: 1 person.
Lakitu: I'll accept that.
Piranha Plant: How can that be right! There's only like 13 or 14 billion people living on earth right now!
Lakitu: I accepted it b ecause it's impossible to count EXACTLY how many people on earth. Anyways, Daisy!
Daisy: 78!
Lakitu: Sigh...must everyone here be an idiot? Anyways, how many Koopalings does Bowser have right now?
Daisy: He has 6 right now. Bowser Jr ran away to LaLa Land and Iggy commited suicide.
Wario: It's a miracle that she got a question right! Every other 15 thousand game shows she's been on, got the question wrong!
Lakitu: Lucky you. Anyways, Toad,
Toad: Bank!
Lakitu: Thank god we have smart person here! See, you all could learn a lesson from Toad. Anyways, how many aliens are currently on earth?
Toad: Trick question! Aliens don't exist!
Lakitu: Wrong! There are currently 2 aliens in Russia. One of them is in Japan. And the other three are in Brazil!
Waluigi: How do you know all this stuff?
Lakitu: None of your business! Toadette,
Toadette: Bank!
Lakitu: Sigh... you have no money TO bank. -rolls eyes-
Toadette: Bank!
Lakitu: You just said bank!
Toadette: Bank!
Lakitu: STOP SAYING BANK! YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO BANK AND YOU JUST LOST YOUR QUESTION!
Toadette: -grabs out chainsaw-
Toad: No, Toadette, it's not the time yet.
Toadette: Grrr...fine.
Lakitu: DK, how many times has Candy cheated on you?
DK: She hasn't cheated on me!
Lakitu: WRONG! She has cheated you exactly 1,301,126,69 times!
DK: CANDY HOW COULD YOU! -cries-
Diddy: -stares at Lakitu-
Lakitu: Uh, right... Diddy! What time was Mario born?
Diddy: Thirteen o' clock!
Lakitu: Correct!
Boo: Wait, there is no such thing as a thirteen o' clock!
Lakitu: Well, now there is!
Mario: No there isn't!
Peach: Is there a thing as fourteen o' clock?
Yoshi: Shut up!
Luigi: ...?
Daisy: Can we hurry this up, I got a dentist appointment at 3:00 PM.
Toad: This is getting out of hand...
Toadette: I hate this place!
DK: -still crying-
Diddy: GASP!
Dixie: This is boring me...
Birdo: BANK!
Wario: It's not your turn idiot.
Waluigi: Owned,
Bowser: This gameshow is stupid.
Piranha Plant: ...!
Dry Bones: XD
Boo: Can we get the show on the road now?
Lakitu: Uh...right! I think Dixie is next.
Dixie: BANK!
Lakitu: Righty-o! Anyways, how many times has Bowser tried to destroy Mario?
Dixie: 1 billion 226 million 714 thousand and 309 hundred.
Lakitu: WRONG! It's actually 1 billion 226 million 714 thousand and 308 hundred!
Dixie: Oh come on! I missed it by a single number? I should get it right for remembering all those times!
Lakitu: You're boring me. Birdo,
Birdo: BANK!
Lakitu: Youi have no freakin' money to bank! Geez, I knew I should chosen to be a waiter instead. Anyways, when is the world gonna end?
Birdo: 2053?
Lakitu: Correct!
Mario: Wait, the world is supposed end in 2012!
Lakitu: HA! You actually believe all that phony 2012 stuff? Geez, you don't get out much do ya? Wario you're up next!
Wario: So...give me the question!
Lakitu: You're supposed to say bank.
Wario: I don't wanna say bank!
Lakitu: Well, apparently you just did. Anyways, what is the world gonna end by?
Wario: A Meteor!
Lakitu: Wrong! It's gonna end by a black hole!
Luigi: Ooh my god! I can't wait to see this black hole!
Daisy: I'm getting a headache from all of this!
Yoshi: Sigh...this is why I rarely ever play on gameshows anymore.
Lakitu: Waluigi, you're next.
Waluigi: Bank!
Lakitu: YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO BANK RETARD! Anyways, how many questions have I asked so far?
Waluigi: 7 million!
Lakitu: Nope, I asked 6 million. So close!
Peach: There's no way you could've asked that many!
Lakitu: Well, let's face it I'm a little bit vague. Bowser, how many spikes do you have on your back.
Bowser: I dunno, can someone count for me?
Toadette: I'm too lazy to count...
bowser: Well, here goes nothing...10?
Lakitu: Wrong! You actually have 2. The other ones are fake.
Bowser: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?
Lakitu: That's not for you to know! Pirahna Plant, where was Peach born?
Piranha Plant: Paris, France!
Lakitu: Correct!
Mario: Wait, so that means you're French!?
Peach: yes...I'm sorry I didn't confess before.
Diddy: Well, I for one support the french! In over 1,000 different ways that is.
Lakitu: Next up is Boo!
Boo: UH...UH...-sweatdrop- BANK?
Lakitu: Yes, yes! How tall is the Ifael Tower?
Boo: Who cares?
Lakitu: Correct! Who cares how tall it is? It's tall enough to even reach space! Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: Banko!
Lakitu: It's bank.
Dry Bones: Banky!
Lakitu: Not banky, bank!
Dry Bones: Banka!
Lakitu: Jesus Christ, I swear to god I'm about to commit suicde any second. anyways, who was the one who made the earth?
Dry Bones: YO MOMMA! HAHAHHAHA!
Lakitu: Haha. That was so funny I forgot to laugh. And you even got it wrong! So that concludes round one now. And The Weakest Link is...DK! For getting the question wrong and having a slutty girlfriend!
DK: I HATE YOU ALL! -falls down in snake pit- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stay here for Round 2!
