Lakitu: Welcome to the Weakest Link: Mario Style! I'm your host Lakitu! I'm sure all of you know the rules. The people who are competing in this game are:

Mario Peach Yoshi Luigi Daisy Toad Toadette DK Diddy Dixie Birdo Wario Waluigi Bowser Piranha Plant Boo Dry Bones

Luigi: That's WAY too many people. Kick out the bad guys.

Lakitu: SILENCE! OR I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFY YOU!

Luigi: Please don't! -cries-

Toadette: Can get on with the game already? You're boring me to death.

Dry Bones: That's insulting to dead people like me!

Bowser: Just shut up before I decide to kill you all!

Peach: JUST START THE GAME ALREADY!

Lakitu: OK! Here we go. Mario, what is 10 times 10?

Mario: 100.

Lakitu: WRONG! It's actually 1010.

Mario: WHAT!? that's not fair! It IS 100 because I learned that in Elementary School!

Lakitu: Well, that's because the teachers are giving you a chance of passing grades. And if you should know, In Junior High, it's 1010! Jeez, no wonder you got held back 4 times.

Mario: Hey how did you know I got held back!?

Lakitu: I have my reasons... . Peach,

Peach: BANK!

Lakitu: YOU IDIOT! MARIO GOT THE QUESTION WRONG THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BANK THE MONEY! YOU FAIL!!

Peach: You don't have to be so mean! -cries-

Lakitu: Anyways, Peach, how many words are in the "alphabet"?

Peach: 26!

Lakitu: Wrong! Trick question! There are actually 8 words in the "alphabet".

Peach: -cries again-

Lakitu: yoshi, True or False: Bowser Likes to eat dogs, cats, mice, monkeys, and kangaroos.

Yoshi: Uh...uh...TRUE!

Lakitu: Correct!

Audience: No way!

Dixie: AAH! Don't make him eat me!

Bowser: Hey that's not true!... I ONLY eat mice and cats.

Lakitu: Well, there was 2 right so he had it correct! Luigi!

Luigi: WHAT!?!??!!?!

Lakitu: You're supposed to say bank.

Luigi: Uh...uh...AUSTRALIA!

Lakitu: No, bank.

Luigi: Europe?

Lakitu: BANK YOU DOLT!

Luigi: South Africa!

Lakitu: AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Nevermind, anyways, how many people live on earth?

Luigi: 1 person.

Lakitu: I'll accept that.

Piranha Plant: How can that be right! There's only like 13 or 14 billion people living on earth right now!

Lakitu: I accepted it b ecause it's impossible to count EXACTLY how many people on earth. Anyways, Daisy!

Daisy: 78!

Lakitu: Sigh...must everyone here be an idiot? Anyways, how many Koopalings does Bowser have right now?

Daisy: He has 6 right now. Bowser Jr ran away to LaLa Land and Iggy commited suicide.

Wario: It's a miracle that she got a question right! Every other 15 thousand game shows she's been on, got the question wrong!

Lakitu: Lucky you. Anyways, Toad,

Toad: Bank!

Lakitu: Thank god we have smart person here! See, you all could learn a lesson from Toad. Anyways, how many aliens are currently on earth?

Toad: Trick question! Aliens don't exist!

Lakitu: Wrong! There are currently 2 aliens in Russia. One of them is in Japan. And the other three are in Brazil!

Waluigi: How do you know all this stuff?

Lakitu: None of your business! Toadette,

Toadette: Bank!

Lakitu: Sigh... you have no money TO bank. -rolls eyes-

Toadette: Bank!

Lakitu: You just said bank!

Toadette: Bank!

Lakitu: STOP SAYING BANK! YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO BANK AND YOU JUST LOST YOUR QUESTION!

Toadette: -grabs out chainsaw-

Toad: No, Toadette, it's not the time yet.

Toadette: Grrr...fine.

Lakitu: DK, how many times has Candy cheated on you?

DK: She hasn't cheated on me!

Lakitu: WRONG! She has cheated you exactly 1,301,126,69 times!

DK: CANDY HOW COULD YOU! -cries-

Diddy: -stares at Lakitu-

Lakitu: Uh, right... Diddy! What time was Mario born?

Diddy: Thirteen o' clock!

Lakitu: Correct!

Boo: Wait, there is no such thing as a thirteen o' clock!

Lakitu: Well, now there is!

Mario: No there isn't!

Peach: Is there a thing as fourteen o' clock?

Yoshi: Shut up!

Luigi: ...?

Daisy: Can we hurry this up, I got a dentist appointment at 3:00 PM.

Toad: This is getting out of hand...

Toadette: I hate this place!

DK: -still crying-

Diddy: GASP!

Dixie: This is boring me...

Birdo: BANK!

Wario: It's not your turn idiot.

Waluigi: Owned,

Bowser: This gameshow is stupid.

Piranha Plant: ...!

Dry Bones: XD

Boo: Can we get the show on the road now?

Lakitu: Uh...right! I think Dixie is next.

Dixie: BANK!

Lakitu: Righty-o! Anyways, how many times has Bowser tried to destroy Mario?

Dixie: 1 billion 226 million 714 thousand and 309 hundred.

Lakitu: WRONG! It's actually 1 billion 226 million 714 thousand and 308 hundred!

Dixie: Oh come on! I missed it by a single number? I should get it right for remembering all those times!

Lakitu: You're boring me. Birdo,

Birdo: BANK!

Lakitu: Youi have no freakin' money to bank! Geez, I knew I should chosen to be a waiter instead. Anyways, when is the world gonna end?

Birdo: 2053?

Lakitu: Correct!

Mario: Wait, the world is supposed end in 2012!

Lakitu: HA! You actually believe all that phony 2012 stuff? Geez, you don't get out much do ya? Wario you're up next!

Wario: So...give me the question!

Lakitu: You're supposed to say bank.

Wario: I don't wanna say bank!

Lakitu: Well, apparently you just did. Anyways, what is the world gonna end by?

Wario: A Meteor!

Lakitu: Wrong! It's gonna end by a black hole!

Luigi: Ooh my god! I can't wait to see this black hole!

Daisy: I'm getting a headache from all of this!

Yoshi: Sigh...this is why I rarely ever play on gameshows anymore.

Lakitu: Waluigi, you're next.

Waluigi: Bank!

Lakitu: YOU HAVE NO MONEY TO BANK RETARD! Anyways, how many questions have I asked so far?

Waluigi: 7 million!

Lakitu: Nope, I asked 6 million. So close!

Peach: There's no way you could've asked that many!

Lakitu: Well, let's face it I'm a little bit vague. Bowser, how many spikes do you have on your back.

Bowser: I dunno, can someone count for me?

Toadette: I'm too lazy to count...

bowser: Well, here goes nothing...10?

Lakitu: Wrong! You actually have 2. The other ones are fake.

Bowser: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?

Lakitu: That's not for you to know! Pirahna Plant, where was Peach born?

Piranha Plant: Paris, France!

Lakitu: Correct!

Mario: Wait, so that means you're French!?

Peach: yes...I'm sorry I didn't confess before.

Diddy: Well, I for one support the french! In over 1,000 different ways that is.

Lakitu: Next up is Boo!

Boo: UH...UH...-sweatdrop- BANK?

Lakitu: Yes, yes! How tall is the Ifael Tower?

Boo: Who cares?

Lakitu: Correct! Who cares how tall it is? It's tall enough to even reach space! Dry Bones!

Dry Bones: Banko!

Lakitu: It's bank.

Dry Bones: Banky!

Lakitu: Not banky, bank!

Dry Bones: Banka!

Lakitu: Jesus Christ, I swear to god I'm about to commit suicde any second. anyways, who was the one who made the earth?

Dry Bones: YO MOMMA! HAHAHHAHA!

Lakitu: Haha. That was so funny I forgot to laugh. And you even got it wrong! So that concludes round one now. And The Weakest Link is...DK! For getting the question wrong and having a slutty girlfriend!

DK: I HATE YOU ALL! -falls down in snake pit- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Stay here for Round 2!