*Human Food*

*Bella is setting the table with all her favorite foods*

Bella-"Eddy Poo!"

Edward-"Yes love?"

Bella- *feels cold arms around her waist, and turns around to see of course the GORGOUSE Edward and smiles when he kisses her*

Bella- "Here, sit down" *Sits him at the table of food*

Edward- "Where did you get all of this food?"

Bella- the store…."

Edward-" Why love?"

Bella- "Well, I wanted you to try some of my favorite foods….."

Edward-"Why?"

Bella- "Just because."

Edward- " Im not sure about this….." *wrinkles his nose in disgust*

Bella- "Oh…..well ok, I just thought you would do this one little thing for me… and then I do a little something for you….*kisses him*

Edward-* eyes pop out with excitement* " Sure love, whatever you want!

Bella- *giggles and hands him a plate*

Edward- "Oh lord, What is this?" *pokes it with a fork*

Bella- *giggles* "Sweetie it's a hot dog…"

*all of a sudden Alice, Jasper, Emmtte, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Esme show up and sit around the table*

Emmett-"Whats going on, whatever it is im in all the way!!! *has a huge grin on his face* 'What is that….Oh Jasper, im so sorry…he took Urnesta!! Ok… why are you poking it Edward!

Jasper-*growls and starts to stand up and then Alice grabs his arm*

Alice- "No sweet heart he isn't worth it….we all know that you still have everything…so don't worry, its not Urnesta."

Jasper- *sits down and grabs her hand and holds it in his* "Sorry sweetie."

Bella-"ok, before we were interrupted….(Emmett interrupts again)

Emmett- You didn't answer my question!!!"

Edward- "Shut up! She is tryin to get me to eat a wennie!!!

Bella- Please love.. for me? *puts on her puppy dog face*

Edward- "Not the puppy dog face!"

Emmett- "I hate when she does that, it makes me want to eat her…."

(everyone stares at Emmett in a weird way)

Emmett-" what?" "I like to eat puppies!"

Alice- "SO THAT'S WHERE MY DOG WENT! POOR MR. WENNIE! EMMTTE I SHOULD KILL YOU!!!

Emmett- *grins* "To late……"

Bella- "everyone, HUSH!!!" 'Continue Eddy.."

Edward-"but its repulsive! *almost whines and begs*

Bella- "Please…"

Edward- *tears a piece of the hotdog, throws it in his mouth and chews really fast* "Oh….So gross!

Bella-"Swallow."

Edward-"love I can't…."

Bella- "you can do this…"

Edward- *Swallows* "Oh that was horrible!" *gags* "Im going to have to cough that up later."

Emmett-"Hahaha, Edward ate a weiner!!!!"

Bella- "YAY! You do love me!"

Edward-" love if you are doing this for me to show you my love, I can think of many different ways…"

Bella- "No I know you love me!" "Ok… next is…Jello!

Edward- 'Its red……OH my… It JIGGLES!!!!

Emmett- "Oh that is so AWSOME!!!!

Edward-*shoves it in his mouth* EWWWWWWWW!"

Bella-'Ok, try this *passes him a candy bar and Edward un-wrappes it*

Emmett-" Oh…It looks like a crap bar!"

Alice- " ok, Bella…I think you have went a little over board with this one….A Crap Bar…that's just EWWWWIE!

Bella- "It's a chocolate bar!!!

Edward- "It taste like crap! *spits it out*

Emmett- "see im not the only one who knows what crap taste like!"

Edward- Emmett, it's a metaphor!

Emmett- "or is it a simile? *stares at him*

Edward- "you are such a Idiot….

Bella- I GIVE UP!* jumps on Edward's lap and starts kissing him*

Alice-"Ummm…"

Carlisle- "That's or cue to leave….everyone?"

(everyone leaves but Emmett)

Emmett- "take her top off!!'

Edward- *takes a plate of noodles and throws them at his head*

Emmett- "Oh my gosh! My hair has grew! "Look mommy my hair finally grew!!!

*runs out of the room and then Edward carries Bella to his room*

Please tell me if this was good!!!!!