Why hello thar again.
Thanks to a comment from somebody i will now use a paragraph format. As always Jiraya will use leet
speak or ("1337 5p34k" someone please message me if this is getting annoying) and if anyone asks yes
i am a guy.
As always the Lead Role is played by Gaara. This is basically a classic "new kid trying to fit in" story.
Lots of swearing, some racism, (sorry if i offend)some gay jokes (against Gai), Sexual references(Dont
worry its all Heterosexual or to people who are bad at English it means:Straight, non-gay, or love of
theopposite sex.) some violence.
This is Everyones Personality and age(they will change in later chapters):
Naruto-Unlucky poor guy/12
Gaara-The Scary New Kid/13
Hinata-The cute shy girl/13
Neji- The Bully/Asshole/13
Kakashi-Weird dude/23
Anko-sex fiend/22
Ino/Sakura-the annoying rich girls/ both 12
Tsunade- The hot busty chick/57
Chouji-The dumb ass fat guy/13
Shikamaru-The lazy stoner kid
Sasuke-Guy girls love/Emo/12
Lee- odd creepy kid/13
Kiba-The wigger/13
Shino- The Other Stoner
Kankuro-The hillbilly/Racist/16
Temari-The somewhat slutty chick/16
Hokage-The Gangster old guy/82
Jiraya-The pervert/also talks in leet speak/57
Gai- The suspected gay dude/23
Kurenai-the male students favorite teacher/23
Kabuto-Creepy Scientific guy/Uses ninja info cards a lot/19
Iruka-The kick ass teacher/23
Tsume-Crazy violent chick/32
Hana- Quiet serious chick/17
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In Konoha Naruto Uzumaki is sleeping in his bed when a bird hits his window almost making him shit
his pants."HOLY BUTT FUCK!!!! Naruto looks down and sighs "Man i fucking pissed my
pants...Stupid bird".Naruto gets up,takes a shower, and changes his clothes. He then walks downstairs
wishing to open the cupboards and see any thing that is food. Unfortunately the cupboard is bare and
Naruto sighs" i guess i am not eating again today. He walks to school starving.
---Meanwhile at the Uchiha residence---
Sasuke wakes up and books ass out the door munching on a piece of toast. He was not uncommon to
this as it was his daily routine."Shit ill be late" the same thing that happened every morning. Just as he
is tearing ass down the street kiba opens the door yelling with his sister following him. "Ill be late for
school" at that very moment sasuke ,thanks to kiba, runs into the door at full speed making sasuke fall
holding his face. "Ow my god-damn face" kiba steps over him "move bitch" Kiba then tears ass with
Hana across the street. Kiba then runs into his mom Tsume which makes her drop the groceries she was
carrying at that moment kiba turns blue with fear."Oh shit" Tsume glares at him and yells "Ya dumb ass
buttfucker stop running before i break your legs". Kiba looks up at the terror that is his mom. "Sorry
mom" Kiba and Hana then book ass down the street. Sasuke gets up holding his face. "Kiba and his
family are dumbfucks" Sasuke says that not seeing Tsume. Tsume rolls up her sleeve and yells"Im a
dumbfuck huh" Sasuke turns around to confront the most violent woman in konoha. "Oh fuck im
gonna die" tsume yells"Fuckin-A right you are". She then chases him down the street.
---Meanwhile at the Hyuga residence---
Neji kicks open his door with a cigarette in his mouth and hinata following close behind him. Hinata
didnt approve of his smoking but her like all students in konoha were too afraid of him to tell him to do
so. Hinata then speaks blushing " i wonder if naruto's at school today". Neji looks at hinata"you mean
that blonde haired kid". Hinata smiles blushing " yes him" Neji just scoffed angrily" That kids a fuckin
brownie hound why the hell do you like that guy"? Hinata didnt say a word, she always hated when her
cousin made gay jokes about naruto. Hinata hated her cousin but she had to be nice to him.
---Meanwhile at the Haruno residence---
Sakura puts on her pink and white Cheerleader outfit and poses in the mirror and starts practicing the
cat calls shes gonna give to sasuke. She smiles at how much time she put into looking good for her
sasuke-kun. She always tried to be one step ahead of her rival Ino Yamanaka. Although Sakura realized
ino has one thing Sakura wasn't blessed with unlike ino. Sakura walks out the door of her very
expensive house staring at her chest and mutters to herself "I need to grow some boobs". Although the
only teenage girls that had a bigger bust than Ino were Hinata and Hana. Sakura sighed knowing she
was the flattest teenage girl in konoha.
---Meanwhile at the Yamanaka residence---
Ino was sitting on her bed brushing her hair in her Blue and White Cheerleader outfit. She was just
about as rich as Sakura. Ino was more cocky, busty, and a little bit more better looking than sakura.
Although Ino's Jealousy far surpassed sakura's. She would start fights with Sakura on more than one
occasion because of Sasuke. She walked out of her house and Naruto runs into her and Naruto falls on
top of her. Naruto then gets punched in the face by Ino "You assfuck you messed up my hair". Ino
walks away and Naruto gets back up rubbing his head and grumbles "Dumb ass whore".
---At Lee's house---
Lee wakes up and eats his daily curry of life and changes into his green jumpsuit. He then goes to
wake up Gai. He walks in the room and gai is staring at his computer. "Gai sensei?" Gai quickly
moves his mouse and clicks off a few pages and starts to speak very shaken."U-Uh H-H-Hi Lee" Lee
looks at gai "Are you okay Gai-sensei". Gai clears his throat" i am fine Lee. By the way we should go
get something to eat tonight". Lee looks at him oddly "uh sure" Lee walks out the door frowning, with
each day he suspected Gai to be turning gayer. This thought made him shudder in disgust and pukes up
his guts. "I hate Gai sensei now".
---At a Hotel Room in Konoha---
Gaara is staring at the alarm clock waiting for it to hit 7:00am. As soon as that happens he walks in
Temari's room and says in a melancholy tone "Get up". Temari snores Gaara gets irritated "Wake up
now". Temari makes no response causing Gaara to yell at her waking up temari and everyone else
within the block"Fist Fuck". Gaara then punches Temari in the Cooter(Vagina) causing her to scream
in extreme pain."Gaara what the fuck was that for". Gaara just says blankly "get up" Temari looks at
him angrily "You don't hit a girl there".Gaara smiles"This is coming from the biggest whore in the
world".Temari frowned Gaara always referred to her as bitch or whore. Gaara then breaks the silence
"Im gonna go wake up the redneck fucker from Jacksonville". Temari knows who that is she gets
woken up by Gaara badly but kankuro always has it worse. Kankuro mumbles in his sleep"stupid
nigger get off my bike". Gaara walks in his room and grabs a sledgehammer he calls the nutcracker.
Gaara then lifts it up and swings it down on his brothers nuts. Kankuro gets up and screams like a 4
year old girl. Kankuro then passes out from the pain. Gaara sighs and walks with temari to the new he
had transferred to.
---At school 8:15 am---
Gaara walks up to the Konoha ninja academy and he is nervous about his first day, but doesn't show it.
The first thing he sees is two girl's jump on a very emo looking kid. Gaara sighs "That guy looks like a
total douche why are those chicks all over him". Gaara realizing he said this aloud smacks his hand on
his face as he sees an angry pink haired girl walk up to him and say "Thats because he is Sasuke Uchiha
the strongest student in all of konoha". Gaara looks at sasuke confused "You mean that faggy looking
emo kid." At that comment sakura brags"Also the richest kid in Konoha". Gaara stares at
her"okay he's rich Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo". Sakura scoffs "That makes him better than most guys and
besides rich people are better than everyone else". Gaara sneers angrily"Whatever you say you stupid
ass whore". Sakura walks up to him angry"What did you call me you filth" at this moment gaara whips
his hand in between her legs and lifts his arm up till she is face height with him. Sakura squeals in
sheer amazement. This starts to attract the other students attention Gaara now yells at sakura
furiously."I don't care who you are or how rich you are But if you ever talk to me like that again i will
fucking kill you." Gaara drops sakura and points to all the students."thats goes for all of you as well".
Neji comes out from the crowd pissed "Dont tell me what to do you stupid fuckin Foreigner". Gaara
glares at him and yells "SABAKU KYU" and he encases Neji in a wall of sand and right before he can
crush neji he hears a woman yell "ENOUGH!" Surprisingly gaara releases the sand from neji and turns
to see an angry big- breasted woman. She suddenly walks over to Neji and he clings to her knees in
fear. She turns sympathetic and rubs his head and then she turns to Gaara and finally speaks."My name
is Tsunade why have you come here boy?" Gaara says in a melancholy tone "I am the new student".
Tsunade smiles and says " Everyone this is the Foreign exchange student from Suna Sabaku No Gaara.
Now everyone report your first class with Anko. Gaara knew that school is going to be interesting.
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Yay done hope i did good at this whole paragraph thing. Next Chapter: Sex Ed with Anko.
