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I'm back! More random worship.....(MFs)!
The Organization goes on an Airplane
(A sunny sunny morning 8:00p.m.)
Random guy: After along trip from the movies and the economic crisis affecting all the worlds, the organazation needed money.
Xemnas: We need money!
Random guy: At first they tried to steal some.
Xigbar: (With his lazer guns) Give us the money!
Leon: ........
Xigbar: I said give it to me.
Leon: Okay I'll give you my money.....(Pulls out his gunblade)
Xigbar: Aw (bleep)
Random Guy: Than they tried to get donations.
Demyx: If you donate I'll throw this guy into a bus!
Luxord: (Pleads them not to donate)
People in house: (Donate)
Demyx: Bus worship!
Random guy: Then they took part in this years Mortal Kombat tourtament.
Axel: I don't want to do this.
Xaldin: He's a fire element just like you (pats him on the back) go get em tiger.
Axel: Huh?
Shao Kahn: Fight!
Axel: What? (Gets hit with a spear)
Scorpion: Get over here!
Xaldin: Oooo he losing. Oooh ow ow ow oh you neck can bend like that without killing you! So that's a pancreas!
Axel: Ow help me!
Shao Kahn: Round 2 Figh...
Xaldin: Am I allowed to sub?
Shao Kahn: Uhhhhh.. (Looks at Shang Tsung)
Shang Tsung: (Pulls out rule book) Yes! You can also commit Fatality worship!
(At organization hq [tv room])
Demyx: (Huge smile)
Luxord: (Huge frown)
Scorpion: Don't kry when I kill you!
Xaldin: Don't cry when I kick your ass!
(Fight begins and Xaldin kicks Scorpion's ass)
Shang Tsung: Good thing he's really a skeleton......
Shao Kahn: Finish him!
Xaldin: I'll finish him and midway too!(Pulls out chalk board) Okay all of you combat, cry, crypt, and close are spelt with C's!!!! NOT K'S!!!!!!! Got it!
Shao Kahn: Learnality?! O_o
Random guy: All hope was lost. Until a fateful day!
Demyx: Guys guys guys!
Axel: What!?
Demyx: I just got us 913,472,459,829,126 dollars!
Saix: How.......
Demyx: Easy I sold the nobody generating machine!
Xemnas: YOU DID WHAT!!!(eyes go red)
Saix: Where is it now!
Demyx: Somalia!
Everyone: ........................................................
Saix: Guess what!
Demyx: Chicken butt?
Saix: No dumbass! We have to go to Somalia!
Xaldin: How we supposed to get there?
Saix: I guess by plane like the title says!
Xaldin: We'll use my prize money from the Mortal Kombat!
Demyx: Subby kicked your ass!
Xaldin: I still won!
Demyx: By giving him pie!
Xaldin: Secret weapon!
Xemnas: Just go!
End of chapter one!
