Hi it's Redit here and I have begun to type out my B-Daman stories instead of my Sonic ones. I don't really know that much about B-Daman so don't mind if I give the characters a nickname and just call them that if I don't know what their name is. This particular fic is just the series episodes and I've put Teresa (My character) and her story into it until it only vaguely resembles the actual show. Redit does not own anything or anyone except Teresa and briefly Cobalt Blade when she stole it off of Yamato but Gray stole it off of her and Yamato stole it back again. Redit is also not responsible for any brain damage, annoying habits, nightmares or any other physical or mental damage that could be caused by reading this. After that far too long intermission, lets begin.

Chapter 1-Cobalt Blade

"Ha ha! I'm winning!" Yamato exclaimed as he ran down the street.

"Geeze, he's weird!" Enjyu muttered to himself as he watched.

"He's not the one standing on a giant rock in the middle of nowhere talking to himself." a voice pointed out from behind him.

"What the fu-" Enjyu said as he spun around to see who it was but tripped over backwards and fell down. "Ow..." he moaned as he sat up.

"I'm not that scary looking!" she laughed as she skidded down the other side of the rock.

"What?" Enjyu asked himself, "Teresa?"

Later...

"I'm not short! I'm vertically challenged!" Yamato insisted to the two big meanies who'd come into town.

"Yeah, back off you big meanies!" Teresa exclaimed as she stood next to Yamato.

"Hey! You two!" Terry said from the building.

"Hi Terry!" Teresa said, waving.

"I wasn't talking to you!"

"Oh, fine then! You think you're so cool just cos you have a sword!" she sulked.

"Yeah it is pretty nifty, eh?" he replied.

"I think some skill with that B-Daman would be pretty 'nifty' right about now." one of the big meanies mocked.

On that note Terry blasted the water tank and it fell on the two guys (at least, I think they're male. Could have been hamaphrodites..) and jumped away from building to building yelling about something.

"Wow, who was that? And... who are you?" Yamato asked as the crowd departed.

" That was T-" she began but decided she didn't need crap about her name sounding like Terry's so she said, "He's an old friend."

"Boy friend?" Yamato asked.

"That's none of your business." she replied, "But my name's T-" she stopped again as she felt the unmistakeable feeling of being watched.

"Would you please go a bit further than T?" Yamato asked.

"Did you hear that?" she asked.

"No..." he replied.

"Neither, but I felt it." Teresa replied, "This smells like Wen and Lee."

"Huh?" Yamato asked not understanding a word.

"They're right there!" she exclaimed and threw a random ninja star at them.

"Aahhh FU you crazy BI!" exclaimed Wen from the alley way.

Teresa sniggered,"C'mon let's go before they catch up to us!"

They ran for a little while...

"So, um, where do you live?" Teresa asked Yamato as she stopped.

Yamato laughed and started running in the opposite direction.

"I knew that!" she exclaimed and ran after him.

Another little while later...

"I still don't really know who you are." Yamato said.

"Well that's kind of hard to explain but I'm not going to hurt you... much,"she laughed at the look on his face, "But seriously, it'll all make sense when the time is right. For now you'll just probably give me funny looks and say 'huh' alot."

"Okay... I think I can live with that." he said as he walked through the door into the cafe.

"Oh Yamato, there you are!" Mei exclaimed, "I was so wo-" she paused, "You must be-"

"Teresa" she said and held out her hand, then remembered they were originally Japanese and bowed instead.

"But he can't be ready yet..."

"Don't worry, he's got me!... Okay maybe you should worry then but he's stronger than you think."

While all of this was going on Yamato had spotted his cake, "Oh, my favourite-"

"Don't even say it! That's festy!" Teresa said shaking her head.

Gray stormed in looking extremely pissed (pissed off that is, not drunk).

Mei gasped, Yamato 'huhed' and Teresa said, "Don't you know it's rude not to knock!"

"What?" he said confused. This wasn't how it was supposed to go! Storm in, look scary, take Cobalt Blade. Not have some random, yet, strangely familiar person tell you when you're being rude.

"I said-"

The roll of the eyes, the hand on hip, this couldn't be- "Teresa!?" Gray asked.

"I don't look that different! It's only been..." she counted on her fingers, "Three and a half months!"

"Well, you look more like Wen than ever because your hair's longer and your eye's are darker-"

"I think that's the most insultingest thing anyone has ever said to me! Me? Look like Wen? Don't make me throw up on you!"

He sniggered.

"So I suppose you're looking for Cobalt Blade?"

"Yeah."

"Well guess what?"

"What?"

"You can't have it,and you can tell the rest of them to shove it up their asses!"

"I would, but I'll get in big trouble and I'll be in even more trouble if I don't get that B-Daman!"

"Yeup" she said in her 'go away now' voice.

Gray was getting annoyed, "Listen here kid!" he said, turning to Yamato, "I know you've got Cobalt Blade so hand it over!"

Teresa was picking at a brick with her pocket knife.

"No way! I don't even know what's going on here but if I had a B-Daman-"

Teresa removed a brick from the wall and Cobalt Blade came out.

"It's a nerd! It's a pain!" Teresa said.

"It's Cobalt Blade..." Gray said in awe.

"Yeah that's what I said, it's a pain in the ass!" she exclaimed.

"So now you've got a B-Daman, what are you going to do with it?" Gray asked.

"Is that a trick question?" Yamato asked.

Gray sighed in exasperation. This could take awhile, this guy's even worse than Teresa, "I challenge you to a B-DaBattle!" he put it in plain English.

"Now you're talking!" Yamato exclaimed.

"Take it outside please!" Mei quickly jumped in before they destroyed the cafe.

"Here," Teresa muttered to Yamato, "If you're ever in serios trouble use these." She proffered a magazine of B-DaBalls which were a, um, interesting shade of green if you find boogies interesting.

"Why don't I get any?" Gray asked being sarcastic.

"Cos you're not special enough!" she replied.

I will not write about the dumb 'B-DaBattle', I've run out of ideas for now. Feel free to write the rest of this chapter yourself.