A/n: I do not own Glee
It's a Secret
Noah Puckerman, age seven, had a huge secret to tell to Kurt Hummel, age six but almost seven, that would have lasting repercussions forever. Unfortunately, that's also what Noah told Kurt when he was hiding that frog in his room, when he had eaten that worm, when he had shoved ice down Abrams' pants, and when Noah just wanted to give Kurt a wet willy and run.
Kurt was understandably cautious then, when Noah asked Kurt, "Do you wanna know a secret?"
"No."
Noah frowned. Kurt never said 'no' to him. "What? Why?"
"Your secrets are gross."
"But this one isn't!" Noah pouted, so Kurt pouted, and then they had an epic pouting contest.
Noah won. Noah always won.
"Fine. You can tell me the secret, but you have to promise it won't be gross or a wet willy!"
Noah held out his pinky and smiled radiantly. "Pinky swear."
They swore on it, and then Noah cupped his hands against Kurt's ear and whispered. He whispered very loudly, so had anyone been around, the secret would no longer have been secret, but because they were alone, Kurt was the only one to hear: "You're my favorite person in the whole world."
Kurt giggled and kissed Noah on the cheek. He whispered a similar sentiment to Noah who then proceeded to start a tickling fight.
Noah won, but Noah always won (and Kurt didn't mind because Kurt secretly let him win).
