Ok, just another warning, don't read if you written one of these stories yourself and are easily if you do, feel free to flame.


Time-5 pm

Setting- The meadow

Third person.


Bella is stumbling around crying and generally having a miserable fact, it was really quite stupid she went too the meadow in the first place, seeing as it would doubtlessly remind her of Edward, but , you know, that's just how it rolls.

Then-GASP!!!!!Victoria flashes round the corner, and grins her evil grin that could just, like, totally kill someone with its evilness.

"Mhhhm, Bella, even though you are not my singer and your blood does not appeal to me in any way shape or form, I want to feed of you because, well, just because, and even though i want to kill you, I will somehow change you magically, so you are one of !!!"

Victoria lungez(with a z, to give it that edge) forward and bites Bella.

"ARGGGGH!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!HAVE MERCY, HAVE MERCY, THE FIRE HURTZZZ MEEEEEHHHH!!!! UH, OH, WAIT, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?VERONICA????"

"NOOOO IM VICTORIA, IDIOTIC MORTAL"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, could you like stop the fire now?

Victoria tries to do the whole bad-guy thing where they flex their arms, but ends up failing miserably and looks like a douchebag.

"ARGGHHH!!!!!!KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!""""Bella cries, as she is saying this the venom is spreading, so she is subconsciously doing back flips, somersaults, and breaking all the while, because, well, its a bad story.


[insert finding a new coven and lots of pointless heartbreak and angst here]


Its the first day of school, at forks high school none the less(or if its not forks high it Seattle or maybe Arizona, whatever jandal you want to handle) and Bella is there with her incredible cool coven/posy, whatever you want to call it, and it most likely includes the 'best friends ever' aka they have the exact persona of each of the Cullen's exept they all have tiny physical differences, and they all have uber cool powers, not to mention Bella can read minds, change the weather, see the future, is the most prettyfull vampire there ever was, can alter people mood, can fly, be invisible, and take in the appearance of an over sized banana.

So anyhoo, Bella is in gasp who does she see she see's Edward that who!!!And he will probable be single but then again he might not!!!And if he isn't single then hell dump random chick to be with Bella!!!

Omg and the two covens join to form one happy family , and Edward and Bella live happily ever after and have little vampire babies even thought that's virtually impossible, and nothing bothers them ever ever never ever again

The End!!!!!!!!!!