In honor of Halloween, I decided to write a Torchwood version of Edward Gorey's 'Amphigorey' (with a few Dr. Who references).

Happy Halloween!


A is for Adam who played with their heads

B is for Boe who is Jack it's been said

C is for Cyberman in basement somehow

D is for Dead which is what she is now

E is for eternity how long Jack will be

F is for Frobisher sad government lackey

G is for Gwen headstrong and unafraid,

H is for Hub destroyed in only one day

I is for Ianto so suave and so sure

J is for Jack needs immortality cure

K is for kill which the cannibals tried

L is for Lois on the PM she spied

M is for Myfanwy who once ate a horse

N is for Naked! Hide & Seek of course

O is for Owen so cutting and cruel

P is for pteranodon special sauce makes her drool

Q is for quay where the Hub was disguised

R is for Rhys after death did arise

S is for Suzie done in by a glove

T is for Tosh never got Owen's love

U is for universe where aliens abide

V is for Valiant where The Master resides

W is for weevil a creature grotesque

X for extraterrestrial through rift it was left

Y is for yesterday you can't change or go back

Z is for zeppelin where Rose first met Jack