WARNING: This fanfiction story contains...Well...A lot of shit. Sorry if you loose brains cells.
Skye: Here we are again!
Smoron: RANDOM GENERIC INSULT XD (lol, Naruto Abridged...)
Skye: Oy, Naruto's okay, you don't need to diss it.
Smoron: ...JK GUYS I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME (lol, Soul Eater Abridged...)
...Anyway...The crack-sripting:
Skye- No really I love the video
Smoron- :D Thanks! You're like one of the nicest people I know, you know that? No joke, you are
Skye- *laughs* Thanks and you're one of the funniest people in the world.
Smoron- (: no problemo
Skye- But really your video was epic!
Smoron- ^^ thanks
Skye- It's like whooosh! Ya know... in that way ya do it...
Smoron- *laughs* wow WOOOOSHHHH :P
Skye- *laughs* I miss ya...
Smoron- :( I miss you too
Skye- *hug*
Smoron- *hug*
Skye- BUT REALLY GIN'S RELEASE IS AWESOME
Renji- *comes out of nowhere* GROUP HUG *hugs both*
Skye- IT'S LIKE A 15 foot blade! RENJI! yay!
Smoron- *hugs Renji like it's the end of the world*
Skye- *hugs Renji* *laughs*
Renji- I feel so loved XD
Smoron- Awww...You should. Hey, I started your birthday drawing :D
Renji- You remembered?
Smoron- Uh-huh!
Renji- Thank you *ruffles hair*
Smoron- August 31st :) How do people NOT love you?
Renji- I dunno... it's either Ichigo or Grimmjow or Byakuya or Toshiro or Ulquiorra... basically a lot of guys that take away the attention from me.
Smoron- :( Poor Ren-chan. But you KNOW Kuchiki-taicho and Grimmy-kat ARE awesome
Renji- ...
Smoron- But I love you the most! :D
Renji-Thank... you...?
Smoron- This may sound stalker-like, but I have a LOT of pictures of you :D
Skye- Oh how this would be awesome if there was a certain whitey snowball taicho was here...
Renji- O.O you really are a fan aren't you?
Smoron- Yep ^0^
*and now Toshiro appears out of thin air*
Toshiro- Oy...Abarai..What are you doing here?
Skye- TOSHI-KUN! *glomp*
Toshiro- ...Uhh...?
Smoron- Oh dont worry, she wont hurt you :)
Renji- Hello Taicho
Toshiro- What the hell?
Skye- Hiiiiiii! sorry... *gets off*
Toshiro- Fukutaicho, can you explain to me why there's a girl glomping me? or at least WAS
Renji- I think she loves you...
Smoron- Mhmm...You should be nicer, Shiro-chan
Skye- Eh.. .it's ok
Smoron- Pfft, it's not
Skye- I don't care about it, don't worry. *smiles*
Toshiro- *sigh* How can I be nice to someone I don't even know?
Skye- Sorry for glomping you like that
Smoron- Then GET TO KNOW HER -_-"
Renji- Wow... Taicho does have a heart
Toshiro- OY! :(
Skye- *laughs at renji's comment* Sorry... it was funny
Renji- Heh
Toshiro- Do you want me to tell Kuchiki-taicho that you've been slacking off?
Renji- NO! SRY HITSUGAYA-TAICHO
Smoron- RAWR! NO! Unless that means I can meet him :O
Skye- Eheheheh...Oh, Smoron...
Smoron- :)
From a distance: NEEEEEEEEE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNn
Smoron- ...Kon?
Skye- Oh shit... *runs away and hides behind Toshi*
Kon- NEEE-SAAN! WHERE IS MY BELOVED NEE-SAN?
Smoron- Kon, what the fuck? She's not here. So, shoo
Skye- Heh, yeah... we're not that developed as Rangiku or Orihime or even Rukia for that matter. O.O
Smoron- So even though you're mad funny and adorable...Buzz off :)
Renji- *sorta drools at the names mentioned above*
Smoron- Renji! :O
Renji- What! I can't help it, I'm a man dammit
Smoron- *tries hitting him on the head but can't cuz hes too tall*
Renji- Heh
Smoron- :\ stupid height
Skye- *laughs*
Smoron- But. On the bright side, I'm taller than Shiro-chan :D
Toshiro- *a mixture of a growl, grumble, and rawr*
Smoron's Note:And now a random conversation between Smoron and Skye...Nothing to do with Bleach :P
Skye- (...?)
Smoron- (...what?)
Skye- (your status)
Skye's Note: You see, we chat as we live on two completely different continents now, thus the earlier random "I miss you" "I miss you too" *hug!* thing...
Smoron- (Oh yeah...I went to the barthroom to take my contacts off and I saw axe there and decided to smell it...)
Skye- (O.O)
Smoron- (mhmm)
Skye- (*laughs* Matt was wearing axe once and Amy got high off it)
Skye's Note: They are our classmates and yes, we did change the names, so don't even think about trying to search us up on facebook. Coz you guys are awesome creeps like that ^.~
Smoron- (...wtf...)
Skye- (and she hates Matt)
Smoron- (again...WTFFFF)
Skye- (coz... he flirts with her too much and yeah... but it was funny. I sorta got high too)
Smoron- (ahahaha wow)
Skye- (XD)
Smoron- (WOW)
Skye- (yeah ik)
Smoron- (*laughs*)
Smoron's note: And nosey little Toshi was listening in to us -_-
Toshiro- What's axe?
Smoron- This body spray for men that supposidly makes women run after them
Skye's Note: Can't you just imagine Grimmy with Axe on...?
Smoron's Note: *huge blush* *Drools* Ah... Grimmjow...
Skye's Note: I know right... *drools along with Smoron*
Renji- Hm... I'll ask Ichigo if he has some
Smoron- Pfft... Don't use the Dark Tempations one
Smoron- Does NOT smell good
Skye- Why were you curious about it Toshi-kun?
Smoron- He wants more Rangiku AHHAHAHHAHAHAA
Skye-... *smiles* Thoughts: SCREW HER!
Smoron- ...JAJAJA!
Renji- Yeah... so Smoron... can I see what you have so far?
Smoron- For the drawing? uhh...i only drew your face and the basic lines of how your sitting. soo...not until later :P
Renji- *pouts* aww...
Smoron- :( Sorry
Renji- *smiles again* that's okay
Smoron- Hey, whats your favorite song? Cuz I'm drawing you listening to music :)
Renji- Something that's related to metal or rock
Smoron- :D I LOVE YOU
Toshiro- So where do you get this..Axe...?
Skye- Wow... so you do want to impress Rangiku?
Toshiro- Nooo...
Skye- Momo?
Toshiro- Matsumoto is waaay too old...And Momo's like a sister to me
Skye- Karin?
Toshiro- ...
Skye- Ahaha
Smoron- *smirks*
Skye- *smirks too* Got it didn't I?
Toshiro- ...I never said yes *scowl*
Skye- But you paused though, no?
Toshiro- I was...Simply trying to remember who Karin was...?
Skye- Hehe nice try. But you know Karin is a tom boy, she hangs out with guys, she's probably immune to Axe
Smoron- *trying to contain laugher*
Skye- So try something else
Toshiro- Uhh...
Skye- Hm...
Smoron- Try playing soccer :D
Skye- Like maybe a gift?
Smoron- She loves soccer
Skye- Yeah! that'd work!
Renji- :D Me too
Smoron- Really, Renji? Really
Renji- mhm ^_^
Smoron- This is for To-Hitsugaya-taicho
Toshiro- 't's about time you called me that...Now to get Kurosaki to do the same -_-"
Skye- Aww... but I like calling you Toshi-kun. It's all cute and cuddly
Skye's Note: Please, do not refer to Toshiro as Toshi-kun, this happens to be our little nickname for him. Thank you!
Toshiro- ...I'm not cute or cuddly :(
Renji- *snikers* Toshi-kun
Smoron- *snickers too*
Skye-... Fine... Hitsugaya-Taicho, hmph. *turns face away*
Smoron- Saay...Renji...When are you gonna confess to Rukia?
Toshiro- ...Whoa...
Skye- Yeah... she tends to be blunt
Renji- *blushing* What... what do you mean?
Smoron- Oh you KNOW what I mean -_-
Toshiro- *listens to conversation, and is glad that it's not about him anymore*
Renji- No... No I don't :(
Smoron- Uhhh huuuh, sure. Prove that you don't
Renji- *looks around and sighs in defeat* Fine...
Smoron- Ah HAH!
Renji- I don't know... she seems way to interested in Kurosaki... so... I don't know what to do anymore all I can think of is surpassing Kuchiki Taicho
Smoron- *sigh* you need to relax! For one, Ichigo is GAY. In case you haven't noticed. I even thought he liked you for a while!
Skye, Toshiro, and Renji-...
Smoron- Oh don't give me that -_-
Skye- Smoronnnnnnnnnn Don't go thinking stuff and thinking it's real
Smoron- Eh...?
Skye- I mean... can you prove that he's gay
Smoron- Yes
Skye- Ok then do
Smoron- Give me some time to collect evidense though... I mean, it's only fair. Like
1 - he didn't like looking at Yoruichi naked...DON'T SAY IT'S BECAUSE HE'S "DECENT"
2 - he's blind to orihime's feelings... i mean, everyone can see that
so he probably pretends to be stupid so no one knows of his gayness
Skye- ... Wow...
Smoron- and...*heart* - he loves Grimmjow :P
Skye- Oy
Smoron- Oy?
Skye- Chrysalis is getting to you
Smoron- OY! sings to barricade No it's nottt! He gave up on girls after Senna died!
Skye- ... *sigh* Ignore her
Smoron- *dramatically heartbroken*
Skye- Whaaat! Sheesh...
Renji- Although... I do believe you Smoron...
Toshiro- *facepalm*
Smoron- THANK YOU :D Victory~~~~
Renji- I STILL HAVE A CHANCE! YES!
Skye I still don't T_T
Smoron- Nyawww Skye. We can dress you up like Karin or something
Skye- *Blushes* NO! NOT THAT! I meant I still don't believe you
Smoron- Aha :P Well, my intulect is something unbeleivable :P
Skye- *laughs* True that *hugs her*
Smoron- And my amazing spelling, of course -_-
Renji- eh?
Skye- yeah...intellect
Smoron- Pft, intulect, smintulect
Skye- Oh Renji, we're best friend/twins so this is common between us ^.~
Smoron- Uh huh Our mom's younger than me though O_O
Renji- O.O
Smoron- Maybe THAT'S why I'm dishonaed...
Skye- Nah. You know I got thinking... do you think Sathyleeny is an artist? coz we all are... to some level.
Renji- Eh?
Smoron- She's good at drawing roses...and fire.
Skye- Yay! Artistic crazy random family! *heart*
Renji- Once again... EH?
Smoron- whaaat...? We're artistic...is that so wrong?
Renji- No.. I'm just confused
Smoron- About what? Ren-chan...?
Toshiro- Ren-chan? wow...
Renji- About this family thing... you don't look alike
Skye- We aren't blood related, we just figured we could make this family thing. Oh, and Hitsugaya-taicho we didn't forget about you by the way
Toshiro- Pft...
Skye- Yeah... let's talk about how we can get you to capture Karin's heart!
Smoron- :D
Step One
Skye- you could get her a CD of a band she loves!
Smoron Go to the Real World. then that :P Hopefully she has good taste...
Skye- step three: confess ur love for her!
Smoron- Waaaait
Skye- Nyawww
Smoron- u have to tell her about shinigamis and what not
Toshiro- eh? why?
Skye- Yeah 'cause she wants to know and
Toshiro- Oh.. why cant kurosaki do that? -_-
Skye- She's mad at Ichiberry for that very reason. He doesn't tell her anything
Smoron- Heh..Ichiberry. get it... cuz...Ichigo means strawberry.. and...ichi...berry
Renji- BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Toshiro- Your all mad -_-
Renji- That's a good one *Pat's Smoron's head*
Smoron- ^-^ *heart* *hugs Renji*
Renji: *smiles at Smoron*
Toshiro- So then...? What next..?
Skye- Um... confess? No wait... hm...
Toshiro- God I can't believe I'm taking tips for YOU people..
Skye- Let her ask questions, and you should answer them, and when she's all happy
Toshiro- Uh huh
Skye- Lean in and kiss her and say "I love you" ^.^
Smoron- And play soccer with her
Skye Yeah that too
Smoron- Annd...Drink coffee :)
Skye- Eh?
Smoron- And introduce her to teh family. And she'll introduce you to hers.. and...uh...you fight about something or the other... or would you rather her being a shinigami and then you make out with her while drunk?
Skye- O.O Smoron. I think that's enough.
Renji- Hitsugaya-taicho drunk? Holy shit...
Skye- I know right... but it was hot when he was! hehe.
Toshiro- Eh? I DON'T DRINK!
Smoron- SUUUURE. You have a stach of wine and you know it!
Toshiro- ok... drinking No-No!
Skye- *laughs* Ok then.
Smoron- Sake isn't the only drink, gosh! I mean...
Skye- let's stick to my plan...
Smoron- I drink! ...Water...
Renji- Ahahahah
Smoron- :)
Renji- Again good one
Smoron- Again... *hugs*
Skye- Yeah... Hitsugaya-taicho so go to teh human world
Toshiro- hn?
Skye- Tell her everything
Toshiro- Okay...Okay...
Skye- Play a game of soccer, let her ask questions and answer them
Toshiro- Okay...
Skye- And then kiss and confess ^.^ It's a plan of success, oh when she's happy of course
Toshiro- Right, right..
Skye- If she's not happy don't... coz that'd get you slapped
Toshiro- Well...Uh...Thanks... *hugs Skye awkwardly...*
Skye- *turns as red as a tomato and faints in his arms*
Renji- *snicker*
Smoron- :D
Toshiro- *still hugging*
Skye- *still fainted*
Renji- Whoooo Taicho!...And here we thought you liked Karin
Toshiro- Eh? *lets go*
Skye- *falls and still unconcious*
Smoron- ...Skye...? Hellooooooooooooooo?...
Skye- *no response*
Smoron- Hey, does anyone else know CPR?
Kon- I DO!
Skye- *snaps up* I'M OKAY! And, GET AWAY FROM ME!
Smoron- It'd be kinda weird for twins to do that to each- HEY! I TOLD YOU TO BUZZ OFF!
Skye- *kicks Kon away*
Kon- *sobs* nee...san...
Renji- *laughing at the entire ordeal*
Toshiro- *smirk*
Smoron- Kon...Do something funny. You can stay then :D And by funny, I don't mean perverted.
Kon- aw...
Smoron- Yeah, take it or leave it
Kon- *sobs and walks away* Nee-san... these people are so mean to me!
Smoron- Your beloved nee-san kicks you too, Stupid. *turns to Renji* Don't worry, she doesn't let that perv molest her :)
Skye- So Toshi- I mean Hitsugaya-taicho, go try it out! We'll wait here! Sorta...
Renji- I'd kill him if he did.
Toshiro- Er...Okay.. *Walks to Senkaimon* Thanks again... *smiles for real*
Skye- No prob ^.^
Smoron- BYE BYE MINITAICHOOO!
*Toshiro has now left*
Skye- *faints*
Renji- ...You sounded like Gin right there.. oy! You ok there!
Smoron Pffftttttttt! Whacha talkin about, Renji?
Renji- Wait what's her name again?
Smoron- Eh? Who? Is it mah Ran-chan?
Renji- Eh? ...What the fuck...?
Smoron- Whaaat? You guys couldn't tell? I'm rally Gin in disguise :D Gin, Ichimaru Gin. *says it like a little kid*
Skye- *Wakes up* Drop the act Smoron
Smoron- But... :( Fine
Skye- ^.^
Renji- Wow... You know how to control her?
Smoron- Oh shut up -_-"
Skye- Nah... it's just twin stuff
Renji- Eh?
Smoron- I'm not Kon that you have to talk like that
Renji- Sorry Smoron
Smoron- ... :) You will always be forgiven
Skye- What about me? *pouts*
Smoron- You will be too. Oh, Sorry, I have class soon, I have to go!
Skye- aww... kay kay... baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Smoron- byeee Skyeeeee byeee renji 3
I'll try and finish up my drawing tomorrow
Skye- *laughs*
Renji- take ur time
Smoron- You said that last time...o.o BYEEEEE
Skye- Biiii
