4/13/12

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:04 AM)

Why don't any of us have iphones like

are we promoting androids or something

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:07 AM)

Because iPhones are fragile, like your ass when Scott and I kicked it

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:08 AM)

Excuse me sweetie but I, Stiles Stilinski, already called dibs on those mothafuckin tater tits

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)

Call me sweetie again

I fucking dare you

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)

sweetie

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)

Also you're gross

I'm going to fuck you up

Physically and intellectually

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:09)

babe u ALREADY fuck me up

WAIT

I WROTE TIT BY ACCIDENT

LEAVE ME ALONE

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)

If you insist

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)

WAIT

HOLY SHIT

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)

Yes?

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)

LOOK AT HTE STARS

LOOK HWO THEY SHIN FOR YOU

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:11 AM)

Umm sweetie…

I shine for myself

Goodbye

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:11 AM)

Oh so I'm the sweetie now

K

I see I see

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:13 AM

K

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:14 AM)

Ik how you love Coldieplay

And me

so

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:15 AM)

Honey, you know what I love?

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:15 AM)

Ya, urs truly

:*

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:16 AM)

Aha, no

I love Prada and math

And myself

So suck it

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:16 AM

I love u too

Fuckin nerd

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:17 AM)

Ok loser

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:17 AM)

Ight I see how it is

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)

Who are you at night honestly

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)

Um

Yours

Always

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)

Of course

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)

I'm off to snuggle with Scottie

Not really though he's not even here

To: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)

Christ

Good night Stilinski

Dream of me

From: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)

I always do

Night :)


4/14/12

To: MY GIRL (4:37 PM)

Hey Lyds, can I just let you know how thankful I am that you exist?

Well I just did

You're one of my closest friends

Up there with Scottie

Brilliant banshee extraordinaire

To: MY GIRL (4:39 PM)

Anyways I can't wait to see you tomorrow

To: MY GIRL (4:40 PM)

I love you

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4 Missed calls from Stiles Stilinski

From: STILES STILINSKI (6:05 PM)

I'm coming over

I'm worried


From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:51 PM)

Stiles

I'm sorry

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:55 PM)

yup

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:57 PM)

I shouldn't have kept my phone on silent

But I can handle myself

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:58 PM)

Mhm

Except he handled you pretty well

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:59 PM)

Buddy, I can be with whoever I please

I apologize for worrying you

But not for that

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:00 PM)

C'mon Lyds

I was trying to protect you

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:02 PM)

You stormed off while we were in the middle of sucking face

And then when I tried to talk to you, you yelled at me

And nearly got your sore ass kicked in my front yard

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:03 PM)

You turned a consensual hookup into a jealousy shitstorm

So idk what you're talking about

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:06 PM)

I wasn't jealous

He looked vicious

Also, it's nice to know you have a baseball bat in your room

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:07 PM)

The one I almost murdered you with?

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:08 PM)

That's the one

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:09 PM)

You're really an asshole

But

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:09 PM)

But?

You're totally, fully, unconditionally in love with me?

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)

Well you just proved my point so have fun with that

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)

Well what were you gonna say?

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)

I'm glad you were there

Asshole

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:11 PM)

Make a wish

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:11 PM)

You're such a dreamer

I forgot the wishy word but whatever

That sounded like an artsy insult

My wishes came true already though ;) ;)

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)

Hush

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)

No thank you

Can I call your intelligent, cute, fine ass?

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)

Screw you

For…?

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)

I wanna hear your voice

From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:13 PM)

Looks like my wish came true already

Go ahead, Stilinski

To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (2:21 AM)

You know that I love you :)


4/15/12

To: ASSHOLE (1:31 AM)

Stiles?

Are you up?

From: ASSHOLE (1:33 AM)

Yeah

Lyds, what's wrong?

From: ASSHOLE (1:36 AM)

Lydia

To: ASSHOLE (1:37 AM)

Idk

From: ASSHOLE (1:37 AM)

Lyd

Just say it and I'll be there

To: ASSHOLE (1:39 AM)

I can't sleep

Just

Please

From: ASSHOLE (1:39 AM)

Be there in 10

Sit tight

I got you

To: ASSHOLE (1:40 AM)

Okay


4/16/12

To: MY PRINCESS (10:23 AM)

Who upset you

I'll fucking kill them

From: MY PRINCESS (10:25 AM)

Hush

Nothing's wrong

To: MY PRINCESS (10:26 AM)

Okay I guess I'll kill you instead

I know where all your classes are

I will do it right now

From: MY PRINCESS (10:29 AM)

As if

To: MY PRINCESS (10:30 AM)

What happened

From: MY PRINCESS (10:31 AM)

Nothing.

To: MY PRINCESS (10:33 AM)

I can LITERALLY sense that something happened

We're LITERALLY tethered

And I LITERALLY have sources

From: MY PRINCESS (10:35 AM)

Well its bullshit

To: MY PRINCESS (10:35 AM)

Ugh

Fine

Be that way

From: MY PRINCESS (10:37 AM)

I will, asshole

To: MY PRINCESS (10:40 AM)

Wait til lunch

I'll kiss the sad right out of you

Also you're the asshole

Asshole

From: MY PRINCESS (10:42 AM)

I'm going to kick your ass like never before I swear to god

To: MY PRINCESS (10:43 AM)

I'd like to see you try, shorty pants

From: MY PRINCESS (10:44 AM)

We'll see about that

I hate you

To: MY PRINCESS (10:46 AM)

Love you more 3

From: MY PRINCESS (10:47 AM)

Ew

To: BABY (10:47 AM)

:*


To: BABY (12:31 PM)

I know my sloppy cheek kisses healed the shit out of you DON'T EVEN LIE

To: BABY (12:34 PM)

If you flip me off again I'm going to tell Finstock on u

To: BABY (12:35 PM)

LYDIA

From: BABY (12:36 PM)

Pay attention in class boo :*

To: BABY (12:36 PM)

WOW

Fine

Damn

:/

From: BABY (12:37 PM)

:)