4/13/12
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:04 AM)
Why don't any of us have iphones like
are we promoting androids or something
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:07 AM)
Because iPhones are fragile, like your ass when Scott and I kicked it
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:08 AM)
Excuse me sweetie but I, Stiles Stilinski, already called dibs on those mothafuckin tater tits
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)
Call me sweetie again
I fucking dare you
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)
sweetie
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:09 AM)
Also you're gross
I'm going to fuck you up
Physically and intellectually
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:09)
babe u ALREADY fuck me up
WAIT
I WROTE TIT BY ACCIDENT
LEAVE ME ALONE
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)
If you insist
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)
WAIT
HOLY SHIT
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)
Yes?
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:10 AM)
LOOK AT HTE STARS
LOOK HWO THEY SHIN FOR YOU
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:11 AM)
Umm sweetie…
I shine for myself
Goodbye
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:11 AM)
Oh so I'm the sweetie now
K
I see I see
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:13 AM
K
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:14 AM)
Ik how you love Coldieplay
And me
so
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:15 AM)
Honey, you know what I love?
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:15 AM)
Ya, urs truly
:*
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:16 AM)
Aha, no
I love Prada and math
And myself
So suck it
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:16 AM
I love u too
Fuckin nerd
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:17 AM)
Ok loser
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:17 AM)
Ight I see how it is
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)
Who are you at night honestly
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)
Um
Yours
Always
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:18 AM)
Of course
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)
I'm off to snuggle with Scottie
Not really though he's not even here
To: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)
Christ
Good night Stilinski
Dream of me
From: STILES STILINSKI (12:19 AM)
I always do
Night :)
4/14/12
To: MY GIRL (4:37 PM)
Hey Lyds, can I just let you know how thankful I am that you exist?
Well I just did
You're one of my closest friends
Up there with Scottie
Brilliant banshee extraordinaire
To: MY GIRL (4:39 PM)
Anyways I can't wait to see you tomorrow
To: MY GIRL (4:40 PM)
I love you
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4 Missed calls from Stiles Stilinski
From: STILES STILINSKI (6:05 PM)
I'm coming over
I'm worried
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:51 PM)
Stiles
I'm sorry
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:55 PM)
yup
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:57 PM)
I shouldn't have kept my phone on silent
But I can handle myself
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:58 PM)
Mhm
Except he handled you pretty well
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (10:59 PM)
Buddy, I can be with whoever I please
I apologize for worrying you
But not for that
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:00 PM)
C'mon Lyds
I was trying to protect you
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:02 PM)
You stormed off while we were in the middle of sucking face
And then when I tried to talk to you, you yelled at me
And nearly got your sore ass kicked in my front yard
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:03 PM)
You turned a consensual hookup into a jealousy shitstorm
So idk what you're talking about
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:06 PM)
I wasn't jealous
He looked vicious
Also, it's nice to know you have a baseball bat in your room
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:07 PM)
The one I almost murdered you with?
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:08 PM)
That's the one
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:09 PM)
You're really an asshole
But
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:09 PM)
But?
You're totally, fully, unconditionally in love with me?
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)
Well you just proved my point so have fun with that
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)
Well what were you gonna say?
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:10 PM)
I'm glad you were there
Asshole
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:11 PM)
Make a wish
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:11 PM)
You're such a dreamer
I forgot the wishy word but whatever
That sounded like an artsy insult
My wishes came true already though ;) ;)
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)
Hush
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)
No thank you
Can I call your intelligent, cute, fine ass?
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)
Screw you
For…?
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:12 PM)
I wanna hear your voice
From: RUTHLESS QUEEN (11:13 PM)
Looks like my wish came true already
Go ahead, Stilinski
To: RUTHLESS QUEEN (2:21 AM)
You know that I love you :)
4/15/12
To: ASSHOLE (1:31 AM)
Stiles?
Are you up?
From: ASSHOLE (1:33 AM)
Yeah
Lyds, what's wrong?
From: ASSHOLE (1:36 AM)
Lydia
To: ASSHOLE (1:37 AM)
Idk
From: ASSHOLE (1:37 AM)
Lyd
Just say it and I'll be there
To: ASSHOLE (1:39 AM)
I can't sleep
Just
Please
From: ASSHOLE (1:39 AM)
Be there in 10
Sit tight
I got you
To: ASSHOLE (1:40 AM)
Okay
4/16/12
To: MY PRINCESS (10:23 AM)
Who upset you
I'll fucking kill them
From: MY PRINCESS (10:25 AM)
Hush
Nothing's wrong
To: MY PRINCESS (10:26 AM)
Okay I guess I'll kill you instead
I know where all your classes are
I will do it right now
From: MY PRINCESS (10:29 AM)
As if
To: MY PRINCESS (10:30 AM)
What happened
From: MY PRINCESS (10:31 AM)
Nothing.
To: MY PRINCESS (10:33 AM)
I can LITERALLY sense that something happened
We're LITERALLY tethered
And I LITERALLY have sources
From: MY PRINCESS (10:35 AM)
Well its bullshit
To: MY PRINCESS (10:35 AM)
Ugh
Fine
Be that way
From: MY PRINCESS (10:37 AM)
I will, asshole
To: MY PRINCESS (10:40 AM)
Wait til lunch
I'll kiss the sad right out of you
Also you're the asshole
Asshole
From: MY PRINCESS (10:42 AM)
I'm going to kick your ass like never before I swear to god
To: MY PRINCESS (10:43 AM)
I'd like to see you try, shorty pants
From: MY PRINCESS (10:44 AM)
We'll see about that
I hate you
To: MY PRINCESS (10:46 AM)
Love you more 3
From: MY PRINCESS (10:47 AM)
Ew
To: BABY (10:47 AM)
:*
To: BABY (12:31 PM)
I know my sloppy cheek kisses healed the shit out of you DON'T EVEN LIE
To: BABY (12:34 PM)
If you flip me off again I'm going to tell Finstock on u
To: BABY (12:35 PM)
LYDIA
From: BABY (12:36 PM)
Pay attention in class boo :*
To: BABY (12:36 PM)
WOW
Fine
Damn
:/
From: BABY (12:37 PM)
:)
