A/N: Hey howdy hey loyal OhMyMushrooms Felivia and Sophie Meet the Cullens(OMM) readers, since that one Felivia changed her name to Taliana; she got turned back to a human (Carlisle found some awesome way to do that…but it only worked on Taliana, and no one else.) because "I can't eat chocolate anymore! And being a vampire is boorring!" Also, Taliana got new glasses shortly after being changed back. Sophie got a new hat, and she's still a vampire. Anyways, give us some ideas for chapters because well our only ideas will be due to our hyperactiveness.

WARNING!: Tali & Sophie are usually hyper when writing this. In fact this chapter is all Taliana's doing. And she was hyped up on a Caramelatte from The Coffee Beanery.

Disclaimer: Don't own the characters ('cept for Tali & Sophie.). Or any object being used in this fanfic.

Go ahead and read our randomness.

TPOV:

"Oh no, they're back!" Jasper groaned looking out the window.

"Who's back?" Alice piped in from her seat near the fireplace.

"Felivia and Sophie." He shuddered.

"That's Taliana now!" I said as I kicked in the door. "HI EMMY!" I shouted and tackled him. I ended up on the floor because I was back to being a weak little human.

"Hello to you too…what's with the dorky glasses and the name change?" Emmett asked as he helped me up.

"Well, my eyes are horrible to the point where I needed bifocals, and well Taliana is so much better than Felivia." I started.

Emmett took my glasses and put them on. "Do I look sexy in these?" He said, trying to do a sexy pose.

"Oh yes, you look so sexy in that." I said as I tried to get my glasses back.

"Ah-ah-ah! You're not getting these back." Emmett said and started running around, causing me to chase him all around the Cullen's living room.

"Wow…lovely hat Sophie." Edward said trying to cover his laugh with a fake cough.

"You're just jealous." She said, placing her hands on her hips.

"Hey Emmy, I got you a present." I said with a grin.

"Wha-is-it?" He asked, slurring the three words together.

"This." I said as I held up a huge Teddy Bear and a box of chocolates. "It's a late Valentines Day present."

"Well I can't eat the chocolates…but I do want that Teddy-Bear, so give-it here." Emmett said.

"Ah-ah-ah!" I said wagging my finger at him. "You get this, when I get those." I said pointing at my glasses. "And you're silly, I got the chocolates so that I could eat them when you couldn't. Another reason was because my dog ate my box of chocolates that my dad got me…he left me all the gross ones. It's all part of my evil Valentines scheme." I said laughing maniacally.

"Okay." Emmett said and flung the glasses at me. I caught them and then threw the Teddy at him.

I then started stuffing my face with the chocolate as I watched everyone make fun of Sophie's hat. "Why Sophie? What do you tell the people when they ask, "What's the red stuff?" I mean it's kinda obvious isn't it?" Jasper asked.

"Nope, I tell them its Kool-aid." She said with a proud grin.

"Wow…why?" Carlisle asked with a laugh.

"Oh come on, you know it's awesome filling a soda-drinking hat with blood. Especially when you're a vampire." She said as she sucked in some of the blood from her hat for emphasis.

"Wow, you're insane." Alice said with a giggle.

"I want one!" Emmett said laughing.

"Here." Sophie said as she threw a duplicate hat at Emmett. "That's my V-day present. Oh and Eddy I got you a present too."

"Really? You didn't have to…Bella will probably get mad at you."

"Oh who cares Eddy…follow me." Sophie said as she drug him out to the back yard. Emmett, who had donned his new drinky hat, sat next to me as I looked out the back window-wall. "Okay Lower her down boys!" She yelled up to the helicopter being operated by two of the Volturi Brothers, Marcus and Caius. The two lowered the Helicopter, which held a large heart shaped piano with red hearts all over it saying "Edward + Sophie = Forever & Edward – Bella = Forever as well." The third of the Volturi Brothers sat upon the bench of the piano and Alec sat on top of it, singing some random love song, while Aro played it.

"How much do you think she paid those two to do that?" Emmett asked Jasper.

"Aro actually volunteered to do it, without pay, and Alec…let's just say we had some blackmail for Alec…" I said after shoving all of the coconut filled chocolates into my mouth, thus muffling my response. "Edward looks surprisingly surprised." I said after swallowing. Sophie beamed up at Edward, still wearing her hat, and Edward just stood there, in slack-jawed and buggy-eyed. I grabbed my camera out of my bag and then snapped a picture of Edward's face. Bella then came walking through the door.

"What's everyone looking at?" She asked as she ran towards the window-wall.

"You don't want to know Bells." Emmett said laughing.

"Oh yes I do." Bella said as she pushed me out of the way. "Edward! What are you doing?" She shouted out the window. She then read the hearts on his new piano, and almost jumped through the window to kill poor Sophie. Sophie hid behind Edward.

"Bella, control your temper…it's not like I'm going to leave you for her."

"You already left me for Hannah Montana once." (Lulz at the reference to my Valentines Fanfic.)

"That's because Cupid made me do it!"

"No." Bella shouted as she stormed away and left the Cullens' house for good.

"Huzzah! The evil Bellzilla has been defeated!" Sophie shouted and did a victory dance. "That mean's that we can get married Eddy-Poo."

2nd A/N: Okay this is where we leave you now.

Edward: ~Starts rocking back and forth~ Bella left me…

Sophie: It's okay Eddy-Poo you have me now.

Edward: Oh God why must you torture me? ~Is shouting at the sky~

Tali: Okay, while those two work out their relationship problems I'm going to close this one up. For those of you who are just wondering, Yes, Rosalie is still asploded. No one likes her, amirite? Lolz well if you DO actually love her, then well go to a different Fanfic because Rosalie is not in this one. She died in like the fourth chapter of OMM.

Emmett: Yeah, and that was like one of the most random moments in the whole thing.

Tali: Oh and us having a silly string fight wasn't? Or the Conjoined triplets thing? Or the…I can't remember any of the other shenanigans we got up to.

Emmett: Well I suppose those were pretty random…but not as random as my Rosie exploding…

Tali: Well I have to bring this to a close because I'm running out of room for typing on my Word Document (Sophie limited me to 3 pages long.) So which one of you boys wants to give our readers hugs? ~Shoves the boys into a line~ Any volunteers?

Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle: ~Backs away, making Edward 'step forward'~

Edward: ~Too horrified at the idea of an eternity with Sophie to notice.~

Tali: Okay! So Edward is our lucky winner! You get to give hugs to our readers.

Edward: What? Fine…~Hugs all of the readers~

Edward Fangirls: ~Squeal & faint~