First, I'd just like to say that this fanfic is a joke. I will be putting up a lot of Joke fics now because they are so fun to make and I don't want to put them on my Ao3 account because I'm serious about that. This was made for my Moirial, youre-worth-nothing-to-me on Tumblr. The only thing goin through my mind is, What have I done?

Jon was walking dowwn da strete wen he herd LOUD knocking on da dowr. He oppeneed da dowr and found Karkat wearing nothin but shorts. John gasped. "Karate, u look so bootyful tooday." John exclammed. Karate smacked his one ass and says "U should kno" beforr waking past Jon and into Jons hose. "Can U wash cum out of funiture?" Karkat asked, smakking his bootay again befor satting don.
Jon looked at Karate questionly. "i thank so, y?" He iggyed. Karate crossed his legs feminininininly. Karate looked into Jon'ss eyes. "John, u meke mah booty clap and tingal." Karate said suriuslery.
Jon just lokked at Karate like whaaaaaaaaat, befor gasping and satting noxt to Karate on the coach. Jon pated Karate's face in a sezual way. "But Jon, what aboot my belooved Daev?" Karate asked his bootay jiggleypuffing and clooping.
"Fork Daev," jon said, his bootay clapping as wall.
Then the forikked, and jizz was coverong da walls. Da end