Okay, chapter time... oh, and I obviously do not own Naruto characters, if I did, there would be a very odd and strangely... well... not gonna say... but I think it would be... different!
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Chapter One
The sun started to rise slowly, and light filtered into windows as people awoke.
The blonde opened her eyes, giving the world a soft moan as she rubbed them.
She yawned, getting out of the bed she woke up in, but with the question circling around and around her head."...were am I?" she asked herself, yawning and stretching out her arms above her head.
... She rubbed the sides of her head as she looked around her new surroundings.
The blonde sighed, her stomache grumbling, she decided to search this strange apartment room for some food, she climbed clumsily on the counter, reaching up and opening the cubboards, she seen some cereal and stuff... then she looked down and spotted bread on the counter beside her, "ah!" she jumped down and happily grabbed the bag.
She took out a slice and dropped it in the toaster, she figured out how to turn it on and waited patiently, she hovered over the toaster, a grin on her face. long blonde hair, down to about to her elbows, dropped below her, and surrounded the toaster under her head.
the toast popped up, she jumped back, "ack!" she squeaked, taking a breath, and mindlessly grabbing the toated bread, it burnt her, "gah!" she squeaked again, dropping it on the floor.
"Ah! oh no!" she bent down and picked it up with her nails cautiously, though the hot bread still heated her finger tips. she dropped it on the counter and stared at it, she looked around, now with the new discovery that it would burn her if she touched it.
"Hm... oh!" she pinpointed the fridgerater, she approached the contraption, pulling out a stick of butter, "cold..." she whined out.
The blonde carried this new discovery to the counter, at first, she simply placed the wrapped stick on top of the toast, and tried biting into it, but then she noticed the paper, "oh..." she said, unwrapping the bitten-into butter stick.
She placed the cold, hard butter on the toast, "now it must melt." she declared, staring at it.
"...Melt, Damnit..."
...After a while, she gave up, her toast was too cold to heat the butter and melt the entire stick.
She couldn't help but stick her bottom lip out, and pout at this sad fact, it took a moment, but... "I know!" the young girl exclaimed, she took another peice of bread and placed it in the toaster.
When it was done, she only jumped slightly when it popped up. she grabbed it and quickly put it on the counter, she took yet another stick of butter from the fridgerator and put it on the toast, not thinking of using the one already out...
"There!" the girl said, but was dissapointed when it only melted a little. "oh poo..." she growled.
But she ate the toast anyway, there was... quite a lot of butter on it... but there was still butter on the other toast... "oo!" she got another idea, she picked up the cold toast, butter stick and all, and tried stuffing it into the toaster slot, she succeded in that, yes. but when she turned the toaster on, she didn't expect it to spark and turn off, smoke started coming from the inside of it.
"On no!" she gasped, she popped the toaster slot up, grabbing her warm toast from it, yay, it was warm again but... kind of burnt... but were was the butter?
"Oh no, were is it?" the girl leaned over the toaster, trying to see through the smoke. "cold! I have to find the cold stuff!" she waved the smoke away, turning the toaster upside down, melted butter dripped out of the broken toaster.
"Gao... no..." she whined.
The girl sighed, she looked for something to whipe up the crumbs and spilled butter. the toaster soon exploded from behind her, teary eyed, she slowly turned around, "oops..." she almost started to cry.
"Oh!" she spotted a rag in the sink, she ran over to the sink and grabbed it, she turned the faucet on and ran water over the rag, not ringing it out and leaving the water one, she went over to the counter and ran it back and forth over the now-wet counter.
"There!" she admired her work, though the counter had not really been cleaned, the crumbs and butter had just been spread around with water added to it. Exploded toster parts not included.
She smiled, satisfied, walking into the bathroom that she had discovered. slipping on a puddle of water on the way there, so she decided to turn the water faucet off...
"Phew..." she sighed, walking into the bathroom. she tried to figure out were to 'go' at. "um..." she looked at the sink, then at the shower/bathtub. then at the toilet. "I think thats it..." she pointed to the figure before her.
"But thats silly..." she said to herself aloud, "theres no place for the stuff to go down..." she looked around the toilet, not realizing that the toilet seat was just down, shut.
She decided to sit on the sink, but accidentally kicked the toilet open, and eventually figured out that it was were she was supposed to 'go' at. so she sat there and used the bathroom properly.
"Phew! okay, now I gots it!" she stated happily.
"hm..." she looked at the bathtub, she pulled back a curtain curiously, "hm..." she seen the plug in the drain, wondering what it was, she turned the faucets, she stood on her knee's on the edge of the bathtub.
Water in heavier amounts spilled out of the faucets, she looked at it, amazed. "oo... pretty..." she said, leaning foward and foward... as the tub filled up.
"Mm..." she giggled. but that giggling stopped when she fell fowards into the pool of water, "gah- ckh!" she tried spitting out water, as it filled her mouth and nose.
The blonde sat upright, teary eyes again. "bw... wh..." it seemed like she was about to cry, as the tub overflowed and water started blanketing the bathroom floor, it started flooding and went into the other room from under the door, she tried turning the water faucet off, shakily, she stumbled with the handle a few times before finally turning it off.
The blonde coughed up water, sitting in the overflowed bath with soaked clothes. the orange coat and blue collar, red dot on the back. orange pants. ALL SOAKED.
The girl got up, soaking wet, her equally wet hair clinging to a wet face, her sparkling, big blue eyes twinkled, "aw..." she moaned.
She tried stepping out of the tub, but slipping and falling on the wet floor.
"AH!" she landed and passed out there with a small scream.
"Hey guys." Kakashi sensei waved, walking up to the bridge that squad seven was supposed to meet on. Sasuke and Sakura greeted Kakashi with bored faces, waiting for one of his lame excuses for being late. "I'm afraid that the path I was going to take was crossed by a black cat so-"
"Kakashi sensei! nows not the time! Naruto's missing!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Huh?" Kakashi sensei looked at Sakura. "missing? on the day of our training? why would he do that, I wonder..." Kakashi looked thoughtful for a moment.
"Well... I suppose one of us is going to have to go get him, Sasuke," Kakashi started, "you go get him, Sakura, i'm going to go over the training strategy with you first, okay? to give you an ...advantage... against the guys, okay?" his eyes were smiling.
"O-kay!" Sakura said enthusiastically, pumping one fist in the air.
"..Why do I have to get him..." Sasuke muttered, jumping onto a tree branch, and heading in the direction of Naruto's house.
The Uchiha knocked on Naruto's apartment door, "hey Naruto, Kakashi sensei is waiting for you." he called through the door.
"...Naruto." He called again.
Hearing no reply, his head dropped, "stupid-... hm?" he noticed water pooling around his feet, coming from the inside of the room, immediently, Sasuke's eyes widened, and he burst through the door.
"Naruto." he called again, sighting the hazard that someone had created inside of Naruto's apartment. "Nh! Naruto!" he called out again, spotting the closed, bathroom door, he closed the door behind him,waded through the room to the bathroom, and burst through that door too.
Sasuke was slightly taken back when he seen the body collapsed on the floor, wearing Naruto's clothes.
He hesitated to kneel beside the person who apparently was still breathing, surprisingly, for someone face down in water...
He grabbed the body, turning the girl around, resting her head on his knee, he realized that it was not Naruto, but he had to do something.
Sasuke carried the girl to Naruto's bed, laying her down there, he hesitated, he placed a hand on each side of her head, before holding her nose and leaning foward, pressing his lips against hers.
After a few moments of mouth to mouth, the girl shot up and coughed up water, Sasuke whiped his mouth.
"You... you... you pervert!" the blonde said, between coughs.
"Me? what did I do other than save you life?" Sasuke argued back.
"Save me? you're gross!" she pointed an accusing finger at him.
"...Gross...?" Sasuke repeated her.
"Yeah, you icky pervert!" she screeched.
Eye twitching, Sasuke stood up, he growled, "shut up, now come on, explain yourself, who are you and why are you in Naruto's apartment?" Sasuke questioned.
"Naruto..? whozat?" she tilted her head to the side.
Sasuke slapped his forehead, "god... come on, you're coming with me." he said.
"No, you're gonna do something sick!" she squeaked. "why else would you barge in on me while I was sleeping!?"
"You were about to die! there was water were you're supposed to breath from!" he growled.
The blonde blinked. "...Oh... you're still icky." she glared at him.
"Stop calling me icky!" Sasuke grew irritated with her, instead of Naruto, he got this girl! she's even worse!
"No!" she squealed.
Just then, the door opened, in came Sakura and Kakashi, the blonde's attention shifted quickly to the pink haired girl, her face lit up and she jumped at Sakura.
"Help! this pervert is being an icky meanie!!" the blonde pointed at Sasuke from behind Sakura, the girl was still wet.
Sasuke's mouth clamped shut, "little brat..." Sasuke muttered through clenched teeth.
Sakura, confused, glanced from the girl, to Sasuke, to the girl again. "icky...?...who are you?" she scratched her head.
"I am Narumi! who are you?" the wet girl smiled up at Sakura, she was a little shorter than Sakura.
"I'm... Sakura..." Sakura said softly.
Narumi grinned widely.
"Um..." Sakura noticed the lines on Narumi's cheeks, similar to Naruto's. "Naruto, if this is some trick you're playing, I'm not buying it!" Sakura said.
"N... Naruto..." Narumi repeated to herself, her expression fading to slight confusion.
"Hm?" Kakashi kneeled down by the girl. "You are Naruto, correct?" Kakashi gave her a puzzled look.
Narumi shook her head slowly, entranced in Kakashi's eye. An evil grin appeared on her face, the girl grabbed the taller man by his shoulders and pulled his clothed cheek to her lips softly.
Sakura and Sasuke stood there in shock, staring at Kakashi and Narumi wide eyed.
Kakashi stood up, rubbing where the girl had kissed him, "she's obviously not Naruto..." he laughed nervously. emphasizing 'obviously'.
Sakura and Sasuke stood behind Narumi, Sasuke coughed, Sakura could barely hold in a giggle.
... wait for it...
Sakura burst into laughter , "hahaha! she got you sensei!" she pointed at Kakashi.
Sasuke didn't really say anything...
He just kind of stood there being emo...
Kakashi cleared his throat, "ahem... well..." he sounded kind of nervous in a way, "anyway... were are you from, Narumi?" Kakashi asked her.
Narumi looked up at Kakashi, "...I dunno. you're cute." she stated, blushing a little and pointing a small finger at Kakashi, who coughed again.
"Do you... remember anything of you heritage?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow at her.
She shook her head. "I... I'm not sure, I actually don't know anything but... my name.
"...I see... well, we should let you see hokage." Kakashi sighed.
Narumi got up from the floor beside Kakashi and stood besides him, she slipped her hand into his cutely, "kay, lets go!" she squealed.
Sasuke's mouth fell open, "H...hey! you wouldn't even agree to going anywere with me!" Sasuke yelled, pointing to himself with his thumb.
Narumi turned around slightly, giving Sasuke a surprised expression, as if she forgot he was here, her surprised expression twisted into a grin, she stuck her tongue out at him, and clung to Kakashi's arm, Kakashi let her.
Sakura's mouth dropped open, Kakashi never let them cling to him!- wait, they never tried... well, Naruto did and Kakashi said, "don't slober on my vest"... when Naruto had tried to tackle-hug him for letting them sign up to the chunin exams.
Kakashi smiled under his mask, "well, we're off! you two, maybe you should tag along." Kakashi pointed to the two gawking ninja.
Sasuke and Sakura shook their heads slowly, still gawking at the innocent child at Kakashi's arm.
Narumi looked at the ground, then back up at Kakashi's face, "... I wanna piggy back ride..." she said to him flatly.
Kakashi sweatdropped, "um... heh... get some dry clothes on, I'll wait outside." he said, then to his releif, she smiled and let go, running to the dresser and started pulling off her shirt, paying no attention to the people behind her.
Kakashi coughed and ran over to her, catching her just in time while she was peeling a wet shirt off of her chest. "heh... um... on second thought maybe you should get some clothes from... hokage! yeah, thats it... she's a girl you know, those are boys clothes in Naruto's dresser." Kakashi explained.
Sasuke and Sakura sighed in releif when Narumi agreed.
Narumi ended up borrowing dry clothes from Sakura before they went to the hokage.
Narumi was wearing silk blue pants and a matching shirt, kind of like a kimono top. faint red flowers and a darker shade of blue flowers underneth, were patterned on the clothes. yellow edged the sleeves and edges of the shirt, and two yellow strings hung from the pants. not to mention the long, thin yellow line stitched down one of the legs.
She smiled, tugging at the material, "so soft!" she made a happy, wide grin, hugging herself. "heehee!"
"Heh heh..." Kakashi rubbed the back of his forehead, hoping that-
"I want a piggy back ride now." Narumi said, stopping in her tracks, giving Kakashi a dead-on stare. Kakashi honestly had hoped that she had forgotten.
"Um..." he rubbed the back of his head, Narumi kept her stare.
After a few seconds of him not answering, Narumi assumed he was going to say no, she grew teary eyed, "you..." she sniffed, "you don't wanna and you think i'm being spoiled!" she cried, in a pessimistic way. "i'm sowy I'll do what you want I swear!"
Kakashi sighed, "no no..." he tried calming her, people were starting to stare, it was suspicious since Kakashi doesn't have kids and this little girl is crying in front of him.
"What did he do to that poor girl...?" someone muttered disbelievingly to somone beside them.
"I-its okay..." a drop of sweat trickled down his cheek.
"R... really?" the blonde looked up at the copy ninja. sniffing.
"Yeah, you can have a piggy back ride if you want to, or I could just carry you if you preffer." he said comfortingly.
The girl's tears just seemed to suddeny vanish, "really? thankyou Kakashi sensei!" she tackled him, landing in his arms. "yay!" she squealed, trying not to fall at the sudden impact, Kakashi took a few steps back, regaining his balance.
"heh..." Kakashi sweatdropped. "Just... Kakashi is fine."
Me: well how'd ya like it!
Orochimaru: they hated it, nothing more to say.
Me: (locks Orochimaru in a closet with angry, starving hawks and throws the key out the window)
Me: now then... with that out of the way... review! tell me how you like it! and no, I'm not telling you if thats actually just Naruto, having turned into a girl. heh! XD tell me what I need work on or what you like, okay?
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