Author's notes: Thanks to everyone who liked my other stories, you people make me feel all special and stuff!! :) Okay, so, this is the first chapter of what will most likely be three chapters. Pairings are Zelda/Ganondorf and Midna/Link. This time Midna and Link are not implied, they are acually a couple..er...will be by the final chapter. Eventually a LEMON, so anyone who cannot tolerate smut is advised not to read it.

Ganondorf stifled a groan as he queasily took in his surroundings. Where in Din's name was he? He didn't recognize anything apart from the darkness that settled about him like the plague on his heart. He shifted his weight and found that he was completely immobilized in some sort of large, ornate diamond like structure. And then he spotted her.

The young woman looked up at him with crystalline blue eyes that only he could make out in the depths of the dark chamber. It was the Princess Zelda. She smiled gently up at him and moved her long dark hair out of her eyes. Goddesses what he wouldn't give to …

Wait a minute…he was dead, wasn't he? Or…did he really miss something.

"You really missed something. Hee Hee Hee!!"

It was not Zelda that spoke, for the voice was far too high pitched and giggly. From the doorway grinned the beautiful Twilight Princess Midna. Her long red hair and sharp red eyes studied the Dark King cautiously.

"Good to see mister sleepyhead is awake!!"

Midna sounded as impish as ever. From behind her emerged the Hero himself, Link. Link eyed Ganondorf and grunted. He never would like Zelda and Midna's decision to save the Dark Lord. He muttered something under his breath, morphed into a wolf, and clamored out of the room. Midna smirked at Zelda and the Hylian turned ten shades of red.

Great, thought Ganondorf, Zelda has feelings for the Hero. About that time the high pitched voice rudely invaded his brain. Midna laughed inside his head.

Sorry, Ganny, but you're quite wrong. Zelda doesn't love Link.

Ganondorf grunted as Midna continued to assault his mind. What the hell was this stupid Twili doing? Didn't she know he was the King of Evil and could obliterate her in a second? Midna giggled again.

That's a bit difficult to do, considering your magic has been purged from your body, my dear Ganondorf. Now you are at the mercy of a Twili-Queen and a Hylian maiden.

Maiden. Just the word made Ganondorf bite his lip. He wanted Zelda so badly, he had since the moment he met the Hylian Princess. And, if Midna was telling him the truth, she was still as pure as the driven snow…with one exception. When he had possessed Zelda in the battle against Link, he made certain to grope her, just for good measure. Not that she would remember it at all.

"Zelda, honey, could you leave us alone for a moment?"

Zelda blushed and nodded, giving Midna a stern look before leaving the room. The moment the door slammed Midna grinned evilly up at the Dark Lord. A wave of blue light appeared in her hand around the same time Ganondorf felt the world give out below him. He slammed into the ground with a heavy thud right onto his back. Within seconds the Twili was sitting on him, a dark gleam in her eye.

"Get your Twilight ass off of me, Midna" snarled Ganondorf.

She grabbed his face, pinning him to the floor with a shadow bolt .

"Don't ever speak to a lady that way, do you hear me?" Midna kneed him in the ribs and he recoiled under her.

"If you were a lady, I might listen" coughed the Dark King.

Midna glared at him. He had a point, she never did act very ladylike. She shook her head.

"Enough arguing. Now listen to me Ganondorf, and listen well. Zelda is an innocent, though her thoughts are with you. She wants you, in every way one person could possibly want another. I saved your ass this time, but if you ever hurt her in any way, you won't have to fear Link. I will kill you myself, am I understood?"

Ganondorf nearly jumped for joy…if Midna wasn't sitting on him he surely would have. Zelda wanted him…only him. And he her. Hell, he had been completely in love with the Hylian for a while now, and it nearly made his heart burst to know she felt the same. He felt Midna shift her weight and cough.

"Not so fast, lover boy. There is a catch."

Isn't there always, thought Ganondorf.

"I helped you, now you have to help me. Get Link to notice me as more than a sister, hmm? I swear that man is as dense as a brick wall." She looked thoughtful for a moment before Ganondorf snorted under her.

"The blonde idiot doesn't notice you? Honestly, how could he miss you? If he is that stupid, why waste your time, Midna?"

She gave him a wide grin.

"Because I love him, completely…I want him to come to the Twilight Realm and be my King. And yes, he is stupid, but that is part of the reason I love him. Get it?"

Ganondorf shrugged. He felt Midna's weight leave him as she offered him a hand.

"Midna, may I ask you something? Why did you save me and allow Zant to die?"

Midna studied him for a moment before she answered.

"It wasn't my choice. The goddesses willed it so. You and Zelda are meant to be together. Link and I…well…we bear the Triforce of Courage together. We are also meant, though he doesn't seem to get that quite yet. I did the least I could do by allowing Zant to die and only knocking you out momentarily."

Ganondorf nodded earnestly. As he was leaving the room, he caught sight of his reflection in the window. His coloring had changed. There was no longer a sickly green tinge to his skin, only a dark tan covering his face and body. Midna smirked at him.

"The magic corrupted you. Now there is none left inside of you, and all you can use is your sword and strength, and that is only under dire circumstances. Now I believe you have a favor to repay?" She pointed out to the balcony where Link was perched on the rails, a human once again.

Midna grinned at him before heading down the opposite hallway of the castle. Before she left, he heard her murmur "If you need anything, I'll be with Zel. Come find us when you're done." Ganondorf took a deep breath before heading out to mingle with the Hero.