A/N: This counts as a drabble right? LOL. Uh, it's pretty pointless and done on a whim.


For the second time in his life, Draco Malfoy was speechless. The first time was when Hermione Granger won their bet on her riding a broom. The second time was when Ron Weasley said the biggest lie.

One day in the Ministry, he spotted the Weasel fussing over their bills and taxes on his table. He smirked at the deep scowl set on his former classmate's face. Now's the time to gloat! Draco thought giddily. Rubbing his hands together, he sauntered over to where the redhead was seated.

He stopped, and then cleared his throat. "Today, I obtained 18 houses, 4 mansions in Bristol, 3 farm houses in Yorkshire, and 6 chateaus in France. What do you have, Weasley?"

For some reason, Weasley wasn't fazed nor irked, much to Draco's chagrin. In fact, he was surprised in the redhead's lack of response. Had it been any normal day, the Weasel would've fired out insults or rubbed in his face his flaws and mishaps in the Ministry.

Ron piled their bills on top of the other and snorted, which caused the blonde to raise a brow at him.

"So what, Malfoy? I have a daughter whose boyfriend is your son."

For the second time in his life, Draco Malfoy was speechless. The first time was when Hermione Granger won their bet on her riding a broom. It turns out that the Gryffindor Princess was actually quite decent. The second time was when Ron Weasley said the biggest lie, which was later confirmed to be a reality by a rather flustered Scorpius over dinner with said Weasley daughter.

Who the bloody hell is next? Harry Potter?


Err, so what do you think? :)