Hi! I just love Chobits, Sumomo especially, so I decided to do this one-shot about her!
"IT'S MORNING! TIME FOR THE WAKEY-WAKEY EXCERCISES!" Sumomo yelled, jumping up.
"Okay..." said Hideki, sighing. He couldn't be bothered and was sure there were better things to do.
"Chi?" asked Chi, sighing too.
"Let's get you all warmed up!" With that, Sumomo started doing excercises really quickly, as though on fast-forward. "Bend, touch toes, repeat..."
Chi and Hideki did so.
"Faster! Faster!"
"Sumomo, is there a point to all this?" Sumomo was just about to answer when...
"Chi." said Chi, picking up one of Hideki's ...uh, mature magazines that just happened to be lying around. "Naked ladies are in this. Does Hideki like naked ladies?"
"W-What makes you think that, Chi?" Hideki stammered.
"Hideki looks at naked ladies often. If Hideki would like, Chi will become a naked lady."
"What?! Chi, you can't just say things like that!" Hideki shouted.
"Okay, let's get back on track," intervened Sumomo. "More excercise! More! More! MORE! MOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!" she punctuated each 'more' with a carefully choreographed blow to Hideki's head.
"Shut upppp!" he screamed, finally losing it.
"Scary!" Sumomo whimpered, diving into Chi's hair for refuge.
The next day...
"Please take her back," sobbed Hideki," I can't deal with her."
"Sorry, Motosuwa," Shimbo said,"Takako doesn't like persocoms, for obvious reasons. I don't want to upset her."
(He and Miss Shimizu were still at the resort. It was a phone call.)
"Shimbo, you...! You're the one that lumbered me with her in the first place!"
Sumomo jumped out of Chi's hair, eyes glazed. " 'Lumbered'. Adding word to dictionary. Please provide definition."
"Sumomo! You don't have to add that!"
"Cancel the action?"
"Yes!"
"Canceling action... Action would not shut down!"
"SHIMBO, HELP ME!"
