Author's note: I've been reading a lot of fan fictions with bloopers for BH6, so I've decided to try and do some of my own! Please enjoy!
My main source of ideas were the two fan fictions 'Big Hero 6 Bloopers' by HeartAngel1796, and 'Mis-Takes' by SomebodyAwesomeSauce. If you like this fan fic, read those too! They're really good.
I hope everybody laughs and loves! Please review, with suggestions, which one made you laugh the most, whatever (Only nice reviews please!)
#1: The fire
(Hiro and Tadashi are having their talk)
Hiro: You know... thanks for not giving up on me.
(Fire alarm sounds, and Hiro and Tadashi run to the scene to find...)
Baymax: (holding horn) Bee-do bee-do bee-do bee-do...
(Tadashi, trying to continue the scene, runs towards the building)
Hiro: (also trying to continue, grabs Tadashi's arm) Tadashi, no! Ignore the irresistible attraction to all things minionwise!
(Tadashi loses it and starts laughing. After a minute, Hiro also laughs)
#2: The portal
(Hiro and Baymax reach the space capsule. Hiro wipes away some of the grime on the surface, revealing the person inside)
Abigail: I was trying to take a nap! (Looks at camera) Wait, are we filming?
Hiro: (starts giggling) Yes
Director: Abigail, you're supposed to be asleep! Cut, we need a re-take!
#3: Outside of Krei tech, the active portal is still on the ground
(Hiro is on Baymax, who has his thrusters up)
Hiro: What do you say, buddy?
Baymax: Flying makes me a better health care companion
(Baymax and Hiro take to the sky, flying in a large arc towards the portal, when...)
WHAM!
(Hiro and Baymax run headfirst into the portal, and fall offscreen)
Hiro: We're okay!
Director: Cut! The portal isn't supposed to be solid!
#4: Meeting Fred
(Fred is sitting in his chair, with Hiro and Tadashi standing by him)
Fred: I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that'll turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will
(Reaches down and grabs the comic, but grabs the wrong one, that has a picture of a puppy on the front)
Honey: OHMYGOSHIT'SSOCUTE!
Fred: (looks at the comic) Oops! Who put my comic on the bottom of the stack?! Hold on, we need a re-take!
#5: Bot fight
Hiro: Megabot, destroy
(The bot's face starts to switch, but gets stuck halfway through)
Hiro: What- oh crap, megabot, seriously?! Time out, I need to fix megabot again!
#6: Tadashi's room, after Tadashi has chewed up Hiro for bot fighting
Tadashi: Hey! (Tosses Hiro his helmet, but misses and hits Hiro in the face)
Hiro: OW!
(Baymax inflates on the other side of the room, like he does in the scene later in the movie, and walks over)
Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care companion. I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?
Tadashi: No, Baymax, wrong scene!
#7: At the police station
(Hiro is in the police station trying to report his microbots. But instead of the police officer, Tadashi sits at the desk wearing the uniform)
Tadashi: (In a deadpan tone) So let me get this straight. A man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots.
Hiro: (trying to continue the scene without laughing) Yeah! He was controlling them telepathically with a neurocranial transmitter
Tadashi: (still deadpan, but also trying not to laugh) I have no idea what that means. You probably should go to a mental hospital. Write your name and number down on this piece of paper, and I'll call an ambulance.
(Hiro and Tadashi lose it and both start laughing)
#8: At the police station, no Tadashi
Baymax: Low batteryyyy...
(Leans on Hiro, but Hiro looses his balance, and falls, with Baymax on top of him)
Baymax: WheEeEeeeEEEEEEeeeEEeeeEeEeeEEEE
Hiro: I'm okay! Can somebody get this robot off of me?
Baymax: Haaairy baby! (starts petting Hiro's head)
Director: Cut! Somebody get Baymax off of Hiro, and we'll do a re-take.
#9: Inside the warehouse
(Hiro backs around the corner, grabbing a broom. However, it's covered in spiders, that crawl over Hiro's hands)
Hiro: AHHH OH MY GOSH GET THEM OFF ME! (Drops the broom, and starts swatting at the spiders) Oops... Can we re-do that, with a cleaner broom please?
#10: On the island
(Hiro falls on top of Yokai. The microbots deactivate, and Hiro grabs the mask. Yokai stands up, but it's the wrong person)
Aunt Cass: (In an ominous voice) You are grounded.
Hiro: Wait, what?!
Aunt Cass: Sneaking off like that without telling me where you were going?! How dare you!
(Team starts laughing. After a minute, Hiro and Aunt Cass also lose it, and start laughing as well)
Director: Cut! Cass, you're not supposed to be here!
Aunt Cass: Okay. But Hiro, you're still grounded!
Hiro: What?!
(Everybody laughs again)
#11: In Hiro's garage
(Hiro and Tadashi have finished making the microbots. They open up the bin, but Mochi is in there instead)
Tadashi: What's Mochi doing in here?!
Hiro: And where are my microbots?
(Mochi spits out a small metal bot)
Hiro: (freaks out) THE CAT ATE MY MICROBOTS?!
Tadashi: Calm down Hiro! Okay, cut, we need to go make some more.
#12: First flight
(Hiro and Baymax are flying towards the metal balloon things. They exchange glances, and begin to weave between them. However, Baymax misses, and crashes into one of them. Both fall off screen)
Hiro (from off screen): We're still alive! (They fly back up) Maybe we need to practice a bit more...
#13: In the warehouse- take 2
(Hiro gets the broom again, and comes around the corner, but trips and falls, the broom bristles smacking him in the head)
Hiro: Ow! I think this broom has it in for me... Let's try again, okay?
Director: Okay, set up for take 3!
#14: After the bot fight
(Hiro is against a wall, with the four guys advancing on him)
Hiro: Hey fellas, let's talk about this...
(There are lights, and the four guys are knocked back)
(Tadashi is on Baymax, wearing his flying gear)
Tadashi: Hiro, get on!
(Hiro tries to continue the scene anyways)
Hiro: Tadashi! Good timing!
Tadashi: Okay, let's go!
(Baymax takes off)
Director: Cut! Baymax doesn't get his flying gear until later!
#15: The warehouse- take 3
(Hiro goes around the corner to get his broom. There are a few clanging noises, and then Hiro jumps around the corner with the broom, and wearing a bucket on his head)
Hiro: CHAAAAAAARGE! (The pail slides over his eyes) Oops! Wait, hold on... (tries to get it out of his eyes, and trips on the broom again) Ow... Seriously, this boom hates me...
Director: Cut... We'll wait a bit, and try take 4. And Hiro, you're supposed to be quiet. No buckets, no shouting.
Hiro: I think that's more intimidating though...
#16: The car chase
Gogo: That's. It.
(Jumps out of her seat, and takes control of the car, but accidentally shifts the gear into 'park'. The car stops)
Gogo: Oops! Hold on... (Shifts the gear again, and the car goes forwards, running into a wall) Okay, I think I need a little more time to work on this scene!
#17: The warehouse- take 4
(Hiro gets the broom, and carefully walks towards the glass screen. Looking inside, he sees machines, and goes around the other side. But instead of microbots, Tadashi is standing there in a chef's hat)
Tadashi: Gummy bears? (offers one to Hiro)
Hiro: (laughs) My gummy bears? (takes one from Tadashi) Someone's making more... (The entire conveyer belt is making gummy bears. Hiro laughs, scooping his hands into the bin, and cramming a whole bunch into his mouth. Tadashi and Hiro both start laughing hysterically)
Director: Cut! Tadashi, you're not supposed to be there!
Hiro: Here's to gummy bears! (He and Tadashi fist bump)
#18: In Hiro's garage- take 2
(Hiro and Tadashi open the bin, now full of microbots. They fist bump, but don't make the explosion sound)
Hiro & Tadashi: Ba-la-la-la-la-la
Director: Re-take! Hiro, Tadashi, that's in a later scene!
#19: At the docks
Hiro: Baymax can take that guy!
(Baymax comes flying over the crates, but misses the car, and instead lands behind them)
Baymax: Oh no...
Hiro: Are we supposed to get him, or was he supposed to land on the car?
Honey: He was supposed to land on the car, I think. Cut, guys!
#20: Meeting Honey Lemon
Honey: Oh my gosh, you must be Hiro! I've heard SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!
(Instead of kissing Hiro in the cheeks, Honey kisses him on the mouth instead)
Hiro: Honey!
Honey: (blushes) Sorry!
Tadashi: (smirks) we should keep that
Hiro & Honey: No!
Director: Cut! Honey, you're not supposed to do that!
#21: Tadashi is here
Baymax: Tadashi is here
Hiro: No, he's not here...
Baymax: Tadashi is here
(A video appears on Baymax, but it's the wrong video. Star wars theme music starts playing)
Director: Cut! Where's the video of Tadashi!
#22: Meeting Fred
Tadashi: Fred's the one who comes up with the nicknames
Hiro: Who's Fred?
(They wait, but Fred isn't behind him)
Tadashi: Where's Fred?
(They turn, and see Fred sitting and playing video games)
Fred: I'm almost past level seven!
Tadashi: Here, I'll help! (sits down, and picks up a second controller)
Fred: Wait- did I miss my queue?
Hiro: Um... yeah. We need a re-take!
Tadashi: Once we finish this level!
#23: Meeting Honey Lemon- take 2
(Tadashi and Hiro have just met Wasabi. Honey comes running by, but she doesn't have her tungsten carbite. She runs over to Tadashi, yelling over her headphones)
Honey: Tadashi, have you ever heard this song before?! It's awesome! (Takes out one of her headphones, and puts it in Tadashi's ear)
(Tadashi and Honey start singing along to some Fall Out Boy song while Hiro stands there and stares at them)
Hiro: Um, guys...
Honey: What?! Oh my gosh I'm so sorry... Cut, we need a re-take!
#24: The car chase
(Gogo is driving the car. They reach the tran tracks, and Gogo tries to go under the bars, but it closes too quickly, and they hit them)
Gogo: Ah! Not again! Could you make these things go a little slower?!
Director: Okay, cut! I'm sure you'll get it right next time.
#25: Meeting Honey Lemon- take 3
(Hiro and Tadashi have just met Wasabi. Honey comes by with her tungsten carbite, singing along to her music)
Honey: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BALL- (runs over Hiro's foot)
Hiro: Ow!
Honey: (pulls out her headphones, Miley Cyrus music blasting from them) Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!
Hiro: Ow... It's okay
Tadashi: Cut! Let's get Baymax to check on Hiro's foot!
A few of these are inspired by other people's fan fictions. I'll list them here
#10: HeartAngel1796
#14: SomebodyAwesomeSauce
The repeated warehouse takes were sort of inspired by the repeated fist bump takes in Big Hero 6 Bloopers
Thanks to everybody who reads, reviews, and likes! I may have more updates later, depending
