Chapter 1: the pumpkin head

My name is Yumi Hayate, and I am what you called a reincarnator. In my pervious life, I live a life as a pumpkin head, how I die is well….. I got stab by a FUCKING HAREM HERO! Fuck that hero what did I ever do wrong! Sure I burn a couple of house, steel food, cast minor spell to prank those stuck up noble but does he have to kill me!? I never killed anyone I even try to talk with him. Did he listen? Nooooo he just have to hack and slash me, same goes for his harem member. Fuck the hero fuck his harem member fuck the king for summoning that hero fuck the demon lord fuck that world

But back on topic. Now I am living my new life as a human, nothing noteworthy except being able to taste food! I never know having taste bud can change your world! I can safely say being human is great. Speaking of food it's lunch time

By the way I should tell you that I'm a 1st year student in Kuoh Academy but who cares

Picking up my bento I got out of my class and make my way toward the roof. Why the roof well so I can enjoy the view of course! Arriving on my destination I sit on the usual spot and enjoy the nature aaah. Truly today is a beautiful day the sky is blue the wind is moderate at best and the screaming pervert is just perfect. I open my bento enjoying the sight and smell of my food. Holding my chopstick to pick up the fried chicken that I cook. Closing my eye to make it more enjoyable, I move the chicken toward my mouth and… move it high above my head to avoid being taken

"Ha! Not this time you tiny little midget" I say with a smirk on my face. The one who I just insult is the school mascot Koneko or as I like to call her Bakaneko, why you ask? Cause she keep stealing my food! "Seriously thou, can't you just I don't know, bought your own goddamn lunch!?"

She flinch when I say the "G" word heh, she may not know this but I already know that she's some kind of demon, I can smell something like a demon mix with a spirit and a cat inside her. I'm guessing she's a cross between a demon and a cat beastmen with a spiritual power and of course demonic power, lucky her

"Already eaten"

"Let me guess you're still hungry right? Sorry but go eat someone else lunch"

"But your's tastier"

"Why I'm flattered, thankyou I really did my best on making those lunch just like this one which I am not sharing to you! now go away before I punch you"

"You would punch a girl?" she says raising an eyebrow

"Well of course I believe in all-equality so I won't hesitate to punch the opposite gender just to keep my food for myself"

"You're the worst"

"Judge me"

"Oh look something interesting happen there" she says looking behind me, yeah right with that monotone of your I don't think so

"Seriously Bakaneko I'm not naïve so you should do better than that"

"The three pervert is about to get their balls hit"

"Yeah no"

"Ah, a UFO"

"Bakaneko be logical"

"Someone just got trip"

"Seriously just stop already"

"….. Look at that, someone is getting a confession" she says as she lean over the edge

"Really where!? Well you look at that lucky bastard I pray for what little your happiness have before she downright reject you gyahahahahah"

"And I pray what little happiness you have too" at her word I stop laughing and turn my head toward her and got a view of my now empty bento…. "Your cooking improve by the way, goodbye"

"BAKANEKOOOOO come back here so I can mangle you!" I tried chasing her but lunchtime was already over

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Well that was fun…NOT! I'll get that damn cat tomorrow, how about I make a bun with super extra spicy mopu tofu as filling, yes that would be a perfect way to get my revenge. Anyway class already ended and tried chasing that cat but of course I failed

"I'm home~" I say opening the door to my house, if you're wondering what my house looks like well….. It's not really a house more of an apartment which belong to a landlord who surprisingly look like in her teen. If you're thinking I'm attracted to her then don't cause she give the feeling that I will and definitely die if I ever get on her wrong side, plus she smell's weird like how do I describe this?... She smell's evil like really Evil with a capital "E". On the outside thou she seem like a pretty nice person which won't fool me

Putting my bag down on the floor and went to grab my homework to finish it while waiting for night to fall.

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Well looks like it's dark enough outside. I focus my energy and green flame cover me. When the flame stop and disappear my appearance change, now my head is what looks like a pumpkin head which is actually true, my cloth change to something that looks like a black winter jacket zipped up and has white fur around the neck and wrist.

I still have most of my power from my pervious life which is a great boon. Yay me!

I should probably tell you this earlier but oh well~ my human form looks average to say the least. My straight hair is bright orange, my hair only reach the base of my neck and that's about it I guess

After going into my pumpkin head form I teleport on top of my apartment roof with a burst of flame. Now to hunt some naughty demon…. I should use them to vent my frustration on those demon I'm, still angry at that cat. What? Don't look at me like that, I hold grudges OK, so just leave it at that

Hopping from roof to roof I spotted or more like smelled something like blood. Turning toward that direction I arrived on top of what look like an abandoned factory…. Cool

Focus

I teleport inside, this time being cover by darkness. When the darkness faded I spotted my prey which is still eating what's left of a human body. I create multiple mini pumpkin head which hold an ample amount of fire magic waiting to burst out any second and throw it toward the demon

Noticing something hit it the demon look around and made a confuse look when seeing the pumpkin head. Snapping my finger all the pumpkin exploded at once the demon yelled because of the intense heat, jumping down I produce a sword which of course has a pumpkin head theme or is it Halloween theme.. meh

I land on top of it and begin cutting it apart pieces by pieces. Heh this is fuuun

Finishing venting my anger I am now breathing heavily which is weird considering I have a pumpkin as a head

"Who are you?" a familiar voice called out to me looking toward her I quickly realise it's Rias and her stooge "I asked again who are you?"

Demanding aren't you, you little bicth well might as well play along. Luckily in this form my voice also change I stand up straight and take a deep bow and stand up again, only this time the hollow in my eye now have a red orb as an eye

"Well hello there little demon, don't you have any manner? Before you asked someone's name you should introduce yourself first, but since I'm feeling dandy today I'll let it pass. I don't really have a name but you can call me Jack as in jack-o-lantern or Pumpky" I introduce myself to them. She looks like the type of person who has waaaay too much pride…. Pranking her would be fun~ "I am here to bring justice to those who bring harm to my source of entertainment. And this demon here has eaten a lot of them so I killed him of course"

"Entertainment?" the red headed demon ask

"Yes entertainment my red little demon…. The human I'm talking about the human! Dammit"

"Devil! You can't just play with human lives that's against the law!"

"Ok, one I don't play with their life, two I'm only observing them, and three I'll be going to find another naughty demon so nice meeting you dem-devil" I was going to teleport but stop because I just spotted Bakaneko among them. Well then looks like I can have my revenge earlier than expected "Well before I leave here is a parting give"

I produce a pumpkin the size of a soccer ball that contain a very cold water and throw it to them, and they were stupid enough to actually catch it hahahah this is way too easy

"Good-bye" snapping my finger the pumpkin exploded soaking every one which they return a glare while shivering "gyahahahahah"

"You-" I teleported directly into my room while still laughing. BEST DAY EVER!

Since I'm in a good mood I think I'll make muffins for her, heh I'm such a nice guy she better be grateful for having such a good friend

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"Yo, Bakaneko I made some muffins today~ would you like some? ~" I say in a cheerful tone

"…. Your Jack" she says in her usual monotone

"Huh? Who's that?"

"Don't play dumb both of you have the same smell"

"….. I did not take that you were that type of pervert Koneko"

She only glare at me harder,

"Haaa fine it was me, happy? So what are you going to do report to your master or something" I raise my guard up waiting for any ambush or attack

"… No"

Eh?

"What do you mean no!?"

"…. If I sell you out what would you do?"

"Huh? Why are you asking me that? Of course I would cut ties with everything I have here and then leave to find another place to dwell duh" she roll her eye at my answer

"Even if your personality suck you're still my friend and what kind of friend would be if I sell them out?"

"…"

"Beside buchou said only to find you she didn't say to report to her if we find you"

"You will still tell her won't you?"

"Of course"

"Heh here's your share" I give her the muffin I made this morning and she immediately devour it. After that she held out her hand asking me for more "What? I only made two dammit"

"My silence is not free you know"

"Che and here I thought that we were friends" I give her my share which I only took a bite of it, tsk I work so hard to make it

"Devil, duh" she said while pointing at herself smugly

"I fucking hate you right now"

"Love you too"

I tried to punch her face but she swiftly dodge it

Haaa I can't help but feel starting today my peaceful life is over. Well if something did happed I'm going to make sure it's going to be a blast, literally of course