THE ADVANTURES OF EMO BOI AND GAHH
BY: ME
NOTE: I did not create the original story but I thought I could continue the crazy fun and express my inner fan girl at the same time. WELL THIS IS TOTAL CRACK SO HAVE FUN. If u want to know the stories behind this here: them in the order I put them
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, I wish I owned Garra, yeah, but I don't cries
One fine day Sasuke was walking through konoha when she spotted him.
"Oh Sasuke-kun , plz come here so I can …" said sakura
"So u can what, try to molest me again today, NO FUCKING WAY!!" yelled Sasuke
"But I will do anything for u sasuke-kun"
I could have fun with this muhahahaha! Do the evil dance. Do the evil dance. "Ok then you have to become and earthy" this will be hilarious!!!
"But. but , Sasuke kun"
"No buts or I will never talk to u again" like I ever want to
"Ok fine"
Sakura walk off and goes home to find her inner earthy. While sasuke is in disbelief that that plan actually worked
"Wow she is dumber than Naruto"
Later that day
Naruto is walking to the ramen shop when he spots a pink haired girl he has never seen before.
" uhh, are u lost?", questioned Naruto. The pink haired girl turned around and appeared to be some sort of mutated sakura.
"No I am not I was just admiring the peace of the earth my brother"
"Omg aliens have made sakura their host and are now planning on making her their slave noooooooooooooo"
"Your odd Ideas are special, and u are special too my brother."
"Omg get away from me u alien host freak" Naruto runs off screaming his head off and the steals someone machine gun and fires it at sakura. She is now dieing all the while Sasuke is laughing his head off in a tree.
"Death and this pain is special" sakura the dies
"I SAVED THE EARTH FROM EVIL INVADERS WOOHOOOOOO" Naruto screams as he runs into the village. People then began to question his sanity. Sasuke comes out of the tree he was hiding in and draws stuff on sakura's face. Once finished with that he screams "I AM FREE FINALLY FREE WOOHHOOO?" as he is running through the village. And for the second time that day people began questioning sanity.
