SMiTCH DoB
A/N-Hello peeps! 1st attempt so always open to CONSTRUCTIVE(!) criticism. One o'clock in the morning at Merlin Fangirl Sleepover, so apologies in advance for hyper-ness and complete and utter Merlin related randomness. NO SLASH! EVER! 3 Just some moments we (Pheebs, Vixx and GG), thought deserved to go in our list of Stupid Moments That Could Have Been Done Better (SMiTCH DoB). Hope you enjoy! Vixx, GG and Pheebs 3
Disclaimer- Think about it… this is FANFICTION and if we owned Merlin then the events mentioned would have happened this way… and Arthur would have found out by now, no one can be that oblivious... any way…
Onto the Merlin-
Series 1 (DVD Volume 1)-
What he did (WHD): Upon arriving in the courtyard, he stops and watches the execution.
What he should have done (WHSHD): Carried on walking.
WHD: Walked into Gaius' chambers without knocking, causing Gaius to fall, and Merlin to reveal his magic.
WHSHD: Knocked.
WHD: Called Arthur a prat and an a**e (no swearing here).
WHSHD: Kept his gob shut.
WHD: Spent ages wondering what the Hurt Dragon's (more commonly known as The Great Dragon, The Great Slash Dragon, or Kilgarrah) voice was.
WHSHD: Followed the voice when he was right next to it (when in the cells/dungeons)
WHD: Use magic in fight with Arthur (magic boxes, flying rope and tangled mace)
WHSHD: Ran away/not got in fight in first place.
(2)- CBB/NE (Can't be bothered/Not enough)
(3)- CBB/NE
(4)- WE LOVE NIMEUH! (GG+Pheebs) I LOVE HER EPIC CGI DEATH (that looks like she is buffering) (Vixx)
WHD- Believes Kara/Nimeuh when she says she is a serving girl, although no one really recognises her.
WHSHD- Checked she was a real serving girl before this happened-POISON!
WHD- Created magic ball of light for Arthur- even though he (Artie) hates magic.
WHSHD- Opened the hole more to let in more natural light and/or killed all the spiders! ARGHH RUN FROM THE SPIDER! (A/N- Sorry Colin and Brad the balance has NOT once again been restored to nature. The spider's mutant cousins want revenge!).
(5)- SIR PRANCE-A LOT (We forbid the use of his proper name here…) HAS COME! ( Santiago is F-I-T!)
WHD-Used magic on Sir Prancey's Lance.
WHSHD-Killed the Griffin outright when Arthur was unconscious (which seems to happen a lot….).
WHD- Asked Arthur for chance for Prancey to fight and become a knight.
WHSHD- Checked Prance-alot was nobility beforehand.
(6)- CBB/NE
A/N- Well, ummmmm…. If anyone has any ideas for who we can do next(for these episodes) or if you find any mistakes, then please PM us or write it in a review, the more ideas we get, the faster we will probably write…if school doesn't get in the way… Virtual Cookies or Subways or Drinks to all reviewers! 3
P.S. Thinking of doing three people per DVD volume… so we need two more for this volume and if you have any people you think need to be done in certain episodes, then please tell us 3
