Hello again, people! This is the second installment of mine and Drew's hilarious story. Criticize as heavily/lightly as you wish, so our "funny" antics can be improved! Thanks! Oh, and it's also in script format - the way Drew and I originally did it in the Digimon CCG forums, private-messaging each other, and now emailing.

And the things in parentheses? We used asteriks first, but FanFiction's weird censoring/editing thing makes 'em not appear. They're used for any actions done, so it's not entirely a script...

P.S. When I posted this story, Drew hadn't finished editing the first one, so sorry about this people. You can blame him with his (current) penname, DigiDrew. Have fun doing that!


Chapter I: Revenge of the Royal Knights

Somewhere in a Dumpster

Pygor: Marthter, I think I've found a thpare body!
Count Drew: Why, I think you have! Come, we shall take the Greymon body!
Pygor: Yeth, Marthter. (carries heavy body with three arms)
Omnimon: Not so fast, you two.
Count Drew: ...Er, do we know you?
Omnimon: Ha ha, that's very funny.. Now take off your little mustaches, hats, cloaks, and other stuff. (tries to peel Count Drew's black mustache) Wow, did you two use super glue?
Count Drew: Unhand my mustache this instant!

Somewhere in Tokyo

Drew: So this is the Real World...
Py: So this is Tokyo...

Somewhere in a Dumpster

Narrator: Meanwhile, Omnimon continues to try to yank Count Drew's mustache off...
Omnimon: Man! This thing won't budge... Here, let me do this: Transcendent Sword! (Omnimon's Grey Sword slices Count Drew's mustache clean off his face)
Count Drew: AAAHHH!! What was that for?
Pygor: I don't know Marthter, but I think he'th crathy...
Omnimon: I am not "crathy!" I'm simply obsessed with getting my revenge, simpletons!

Back in Tokyo...

Drew: So, wanna go to China Town?
Py: China Town? In Japan? 00
Drew: We're in Japan?
Py: Well, duh. Jeez…
Drew: That explains the big monsters over there...
Py: Why, I believe so. What, did you think we were in San Francisco?
Drew: Well, sorry. I was busy with that other girl in the line getting safety provisions against Godzilla...she's so cute!
Py: Harrumph. You can't even catch a cold!
Drew: Hey, what's that...wait. That's a good thing; I wouldn't want to be sick.
Py: You're not supposed to respond that way! You're supposed to be angry and insulted...who's writing this script?
Narrator: None of your business; now get on with the story!
Drew: Anyways...on with the story. (clears throat with "ahem") Hey, what's that mean? At least I'm not the one was trying to flirt with the old man next to us on the flight!
Py: Uh...how was I supposed to know? He looked like a girl from behind!

In the Digital World

Omnimon: Ha, I got it off! Yes! Muahahaha! Now nothing can stand in the way of my revenge! You two shall perish, because I- hey, where are you running off to? ANSWER!
Pygor: Marthter, fathter! The pthyco ith cathing up!
Count Drew: Curse him for ruining my beautiful mustache! I've been growing that one for years!
Omnimon: SUPREME CANNON!!
(Pygor turns around)
Pygor: Thupreme Cannon? What'th that thuppothed to mean ...? gets hit AAAHH!! Marthter, Help me!
Count Drew: Wait, stand right there! Perfect! Now you're my shield!
Pygor: But Marthter, I don't wanna be your thield!

Back in Tokyo...

Drew: Hey, Py! You gotta try this stuff! It's delicious!
Py: That's sewage.
Drew: Exactly! Now eat it!
Py: Wait...what's this beeping from my Digivice mean?
Drew: Hm, maybe there's trouble? I mean, it does say that underneath that weird picture.
Py: Oh. Then, let's go!
(enters mysterious portal that opened up)

Back to Omnimon...

Omnimon: Now, that was a satisfying ten minutes. Ahaha- what!? How did you two...I mean, what-?
Count Drew: Well, it's called a Pygor. For sale at Ogremon's mechanical shop, a few hundred Bits only.
Omnimon: And you're fine with it being destroyed?
Count Drew: Certainly not! However, other Pygors can use the body parts, and at least I'm alive.

On an island in the middle of nowhere...

Tyrannomon: Pull my finger.
Etemon: No!
Tyrannomon: Pull it!
Etemon: Ah, get that thing away from me!

Drew and Py enter into the Digital World through the portal...

Drew: Who knew that portal led to Digitamamon's restaurant?
Py: Weird.
Digitamamon: Welcome, weary travelers- HEY! It's you!
Drew: Uh oh. We'd better run.
Py: Why?
Digitamamon: IT'S THE FREELOADER NUMEMON -GET HIM!
Drew: Eek, let's skedaddle outta here.

The camera motions to Count Drew...

Count Drew: I knew going to the junkyard to get some more parts was a bad idea!
Pygor's Head: Marthter, look out!
(Count Drew ducks; Omnimon's sword barely misses his hair)
Drew (a few yards away): Get away, Digitamamon! I told you, that race was rigged! I'll pay you- ah! Help, it's Omnimon!
(runs back, bumping into Py as both fall down)


Oh, and unlike how I usually give out spoilers at the end of a chapter as signaled by the line-break, I don't have one this time. Sorry!

But to clear some things out, Drew owed Digitamamon some money, and tried betting to get it back. Turns out Drew not only chose a racer that wasn't even a Centarumon (as rules suggest using), it was a slow Unimon - who cheated by flying! Well, as you can imagine, Digitamamon was pretty upset by this, and Drew barely escaped.
How did Drew owe Digitamamon money, and how much? Who cares, other than left-brained people?