TEKKEN RUGBY?...............ok........
By space-monkey
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*reads off card held up by Namco legal executive*
I do not own Tekken, Namco does, in addition, I promise that when I am a multi-millionaire, Namco can have all my mone...... hey I am NOT gonna say that!
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Chapter One

Tekken rugby? Are you sure about this?
Four months after the fourth "King Of Iron Fist" tournament, Heihachi was taking a well-earned break. He had come out victorious, as the final competitor, Lee, had failed to show up on time. Apparently he just had to try on that last purple suit, and he had been too late... Heihachi still wondered how Lee had made it to the finals.

Anyway, today was a day for "relaxation" as his doctor had ordered, and so here he was, sitting by his pool, having the day's newspapers read to him by one of his butlers:

"and in other news sir, it seems your son, Lee, has made it into the paper again"

"great, what's he up to this time?"

"it appears he caused a disturbance at a women's fashion show recently"

Heihachi shakes his head and mutters

"geez, I wonder what I was smoking when I took him in......"

"indeed sir, well is that all then?"

"yes, off you go Smedley" (A/n: yes I know, SMEDLEY!)

As Heihachi's butler walks off, he turns on the radio and lies back in the sun

"...our second part in the three-part look at Heihachi Mishima, possibly the wealthiest man in the world, starts in just a few seconds"

Heihachi sits up with a big cheshire cat grin on his ageing face as he hears this

"ahh, the public, they still love me!"

- duh nah nah - "welcome to our program about Heihachi Mishima, possibly the world's wealthiest and best known man"

Heihachi leans back with a grin on his face

"ah, good, good"

"however, in recent years we have seen a decline in the status of this financial and physical dynamo"

"WHAT!!!!!!!"
"his age has begun to take a visible toll on him, as he appears to age more day-by-day, and in his latest tekken tournament, he emerged victorious but only through default, as the other competitor, his adopted son, failed to show up on time"

"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!!!!! I WOULD HAVE MURDERED THAT LITTLE BRAT LEE, AND WHAT DO THEY MEAN HE AGES MORE EVERY DAY... well, maybe I do, BUT I WOULD HAVE WHOOPED LEE SO BADLY, PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS FACE AND THAT OF A ROADKILL VICTIM!!!!"

Heihachi jumps up and storms into his house, electricity flowing down his arms, and earthing itself in the ground.

"SMEDLEY!!!!"

His butler quickly scuttled into sight, eyes averted from his furious boss

"Y-yes sir?"

"Ring my P.R people, call the press, ring the branch mangers!!!"

"W-why sir?"

"Because Smedley, I am going to PROVE to the world that I, HEIHACHI MISHIMA am still the most POWERFUL being on the planet... we are going to have another tournament"

With these words, Heihachi stormed off down his marble paved hallway, leaving cracks in the floor, and a wide-eyed Smedley behind him.
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So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Should I really give all my money to Namco?
Review and let me know ok?