Disclaimer: I don't any of Yugioh or Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. ...............

Mr. Yugi's neighborhood

One day at the Turtle game shop.

Joey: Hey, does anyone have a pencil. I'm trying to do a crossword puzzle in the newspaper.

Tristen: Nope I ain't got one, yo.

Tea: Joey, we'll help you find a pencil, you know why? Because we are friends and.

Bakura: OH SHUT UP.

Joey: Tristen did you just say ain't and yo?

Tristen: Oh yeah, I didn't tell you guys? I found out yesterday that I was adopted and my original parents were African American.

Bakura: : 0 Really?

Tristen: Word up yo, fa' sheezy.

Joey: What did you say? And where's Yugi he's been on the can for hours now.

Tea: Maybe we should barge in the restroom with no respect for his privacy or dignity.

Everyone: Okay ........... Outside the restroom

Door breaks

Joey: Yugi's not in here. What's this portal thingey doin' here behind the toilet.

Tristen ( pushes everyone in): Don't be some busta's just go in.

They all fall in and wind up in the shadow realm on a tv set like Mr. Roger's.

Bakura: I don't believe it, we're in the shadow realm.

Tea: This is Mr. Roger's neighborhood. I used to love this show so much.

Bakura: Sure, USED to like it.

Tristen: Eh yo she straight trippin' dog.

Joey: Please stop that. It's too creepy. Look there's Yugi.

Yugi walks in singing " It's a beautiful day in the Shadow Realm"

Yugi: It's a beautiful day in the Shadow Realm, a beautiful day in the Shadow Realm. Can I take your soul, can I take your soul.

Tea: Yugi, Its us. Hey Yugi say something besides that song.

Yugi (calmly unzipping his sweater): Hey neighbors. Have you come to see trolley, he'll be here in a second.

Joey: What are you doing here dressed like that.

Yugi: SHUT UP NEIGHBOR. You have disturbed me I was just about to put on my comfortable house slippers.

Bakura: (hears a knock on the door) I'll get it you guys try to snap Yugi out of it. Hey it's Marik.

Marik: I am not Marik I am that postman guy whatshisname.

Yugi: Hello that postman guy whatshisname. Do you have a package for me?

Marik: Don't you rush me you senile old crack.

Yugi: If you call me that again I'll call your job and constantly harass you until either you quit or get fired.

Marik: No, please. I have three kids and a dog to feed.

Tristen: Eh wait up yo, did dis' foo' just say he got three kids.

Marik: They're not my kids you ninny. Thy are Ishizu's children. She just went on a walk to get some milk....a long walk. It's been three years, but she'll come back. Won't she?

Yugi: NO.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Your misery is funny even to Mr. Rogers. Hey here's trolley.

Trolley rolls in..

Trolley: Why are you talking so loud? You know I gotta hangover from lastnight.

Tea: Trolley with a hangover?

Trolley: not everyone's perfect you little.

Yugi: Calm down trolley. These are guests.

Joey: We gotta leave now.

Suddenly Pegasus bursts through the front door and.....

Toon in next time to find out the conclusion to...Mr. Yugi's Neighborhood

.............................. Author's note kind of thing

Sorry to leave it off so suddenly but it's dinner time so I must go.Later