A.K.A:

The Michael Jackson Vibe (I'm going to get shot for this one)

The 'Molestation-senses tingling' vibe


There were very few times in Hannibal's life that he was actually scared, for the most part those times were attributed to the Chief Warden and his poison breath. But while he was standing in the dark weapons closet waiting for the ginger haired girl to approach him again he suddenly got that very bad feeling like someone was watching him. It was an eerie and ominous feeling like he was going to be jumped and tackled. Hell, anything could and would happen in Impel Down. Prisoners did get out of their cages and a lot of them hated him. And suddenly the feeling twisted in his gut, darker and deeper, more menacing. Like he was going to be molested or something.

"I've got you now!" Exclaimed the voice of the Okama that had knocked his men out. He was jumped and kicked viciously to the head and stomach. When he woke up what seemed like hours later he was hanging from the ceiling of th weapons room and his trademark headgear was gone.


This was pure, un-adult rated, crack that was inspired by the flashback in the most recent chapter of One Piece. I got so many kicks out of it. I can still see Hannibal hanging there in the weapons room.

It makes me giggle