A/N- A chance for me to write domestic NaruHina things and mundane situations. Modern. Multiple pairing involved and there is a minor story but mostly it's just fluff and smut.
BAB's Chat
Mari and 3 others
1010
Congratulations on the proposal Hinadaaa! Don't shake n bake before the marriage you crazy kids! ;D lol
Sak
Hinata Hyuga! Since when does the media get dibs on personal news? Are you going to step in to clear it up, we know your're not sleep!
Piggy
Who wants to die? Cos I stg, if I hear one more chirp notification I'm putting my knife'n boots on and all of u inconsiderate bitches r gonna get it. It's 2 A-fuckin-M!
1010
So let me get this straight, you still own that illegal contraption Ino? Why are you like this?
Piggy
Ten. Would u like to be murdered right now or later today?
1010
That's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that. You see, death won't bode well with my upcoming schedule…which requires me to be, very much alive…for the most part. So, it's gonna be a no for me. No to murder...
Mari
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." (Pride and Prejudice)
*Squealing* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!OMFG!
Welcome to the winners circle my love-the ol ball and chain (though men would like to-
believe they're the ones on lockdown, that could not be any further from the truth)! Shikamaru and I will-
finally have a married couple to double date with, we can even enter a time-share agreement. We've-
been looking for takers since we settled down. Ugh this is so precious! Congrats!
~Temari Nara
Piggy
Here we go with the lengthy MLA formatted essays and text signature. We fuckin get it, u went to college and ur happily married! Gosh woman!
Mari
Fuck off Ino.
~Temari Nara
Piggy
Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr.
1010
Never read Pride and Prejudice but I saw the movie-the zombie take on it anyway. So lit. Although, come to think of it-I might've been stoned. I only remember bits and pieces of it.
Piggy
Anyone wanna clue me in to what stirred the text-rapage?
Sak
Check Insta pig. I can't even formulate a proper explanation.
Piggy
Can u broads, like, cut the cryptic shit. It's way too early to send me on a wild goose chase through social media. Spill the tea.
1010
Hinata is getting married!
Piggy
Ew, wtf?! Fake married, right?
Mari
Mmk I'll bite. How does one get, 'Fake married'?
~Temari Nara
Piggy
Aren't u the poster-chick of fake marriage? Lol u tell me Mrs. Three-fake-marriages-later.
1010
Oh brother…
Piggy
Hinata?! When the fuck, did we discuss this? U don't get to just be happy bitch…
Sak
Right! She uploaded that pic 20hrs ago. Let's just keep blowing up her phone.
Mari
Real mature ladies. A little support goes a long way.
~Temari Nara
Piggy
I'm srry, did we have to go to fuckin Yale to weigh in on our best friends' engagement? Do our dads have to be the mayor of a city just so we can have our own opinions? And do we have to give a FUCK about ur approval? I think the fuck not…
Mari
:} " Moral Indignation is jealousy with a halo."(H.G. Wells)
~Temari Nara
Piggy
"Quoted like a pompous and privileged cunt." (Ino Yamanaka,2k17)
1010
Girls, girls, you're both pretty, don't fight. There's enough room in this pack for two blonde bombshells. Darwin's law need not apply here.
Piggy
Anyway, it's short notice but I can't say I'm surprised. She's been dating the guy longer than Sakura's first marriage. Pow, right in the kisser!
Sak
You can go straight to hell pig. -_-
Piggy
Been there, done that, skipped therapy. I'm jk Sak! Don't be sucha sour puss.
1010
You have 0 chill Ino Yamanaka.
Me
Thanks babies! Sorry for just getting around to telling you all. The trip to Kyoto was hectic from departure to arrival but seeing dad was satisfying. About the proposing thing…Naruto, he just sorta sprung the question on me. Like a cliche fairytale. I'm just as stunned about it as all of you. Daddy practically busted a gasket, you all know how he gets…he's conservative...
Piggy
*cough* Racist *cough*
1010
Roflmao XD
Me
I'll give you all the deats tomorrow. I'm still overwhelmed…it feels kind of surreal. Me, a fiancé? Ohhh, the ring guys, it's to die for! It's got like an antique feel, it belonged to his late mother. He made a few alterations though but nothing too exquisite. I'm a simple girl after all but still, I literally can't.
Piggy
Great don't.
Why the fuck r u selling out?
Mari
She's not selling out. She's in love, there's nothing wrong with marriage. Look at me.
~Temari Nara
Piggy
Really? The moment u got married, u became so fuckin snooty and boujee..
Mari
Your asinine behavior doesn't even warrant a response at this point. -_-
~Temari Nara
Piggy
As indirect as that was, it still counts as a fuckin response, u smart-dumbass.
Sak
Hinata, are you with the knucklehead?
Me
Yeah in an uber on the way to my apartment. He's tuckered out, s'there something you wanted me to tell him?
Sak
Nope I'll tell him myself, let him sleep.
Me
Um, ok. Anyway girls, I'll see you tomorrow. You're still helping me pack my junk up, right?
1010
I am, got nothing better to do this Friday. #singleforever
Oi please tell me you have nothing from Ikea, chances are you're missing pieces.
Me
Pricy furniture has never been my thing. Most of the stuff I own either reclines or fold up. Yep, I'm a cheapskate.
Piggy
The correct phrase is, 'I am poor'. It's ok, we've all seen the lawn chairs in the living room, the stacks of paper plates and plastic cups.
Me
Lol shut up you, it's just easier.
1010
Lazier.
Mari
I'll be at your place after work, love! Well lovelies I bid you all adieu. Shikamaru is complaining about the phone light and it's at its dimmest. So prickly. Anyway Mwah, Mwah!
~Temari Nara
Sak
If I don't have to pull another double at the clinic , I'm all yours.
Piggy
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Me
It's ok if you can't make it Ino. There's more than enough volunteers. And no, no one is getting paid. It's strictly volunteer work but I truly appreciate everyone who decides to chip in.
Piggy
Ur so poor u can't afford a good and authentic moving service? Didn't ur boyfriend inherit a fuck load of $$$ from some dead author/relative?
Me
His god father and so what. He's not some type of sugar daddy, I'm not going to leech off him Ino. I have a soul.
Piggy
He's about to be ur fuckin husband, he has to earn you somehow right? Don't go easy on him until u have to. Anyway, I have like two interviews and I swear I'm going to kill every last one of u if I sleep through them.
They're early as fuck in the morning so, I'll swing by later. I can't guarantee that I'll contribute to stuffing things in boxes but…Congratz Hinata. U totally fuckin sold out but I won't hold it against u. Ur boyfriend may be an idiot but the guy has it bad for u and he's got money. Jesus fuckin' christ! I did it, didn't I? I wrote an essay! Temari Fuckin' Nara, rubbing off on me! Goodnight bitches.
1010
Aww, g'night guise! G'night bride to be!
Me
Definately going to take some getting used to but I like it. It's doing it for me.
Sak
I'm still shocked. I won't go as far to call you a 'sell out' but this will defiantly change a lot. You know-you, Ino and I, we're day ones, since middle school. So maybe Ino and I are acting like big babies lol. We're just a little slow with acceptance but we usually come around. It just sucks because we haven't been hanging out as often and now this. Marriage, it's such a whirlwind. Mine was. Lol. Hell, a whirlwind is an understatement. Don't get me wrong, I'm ecstatic to hear the good news! You've always been the type to fall deeply and as a mutual friend, of the both of you, I know that he's genuine. He's even been impartial towards Sasuke and I, even after the divorce. Don't ever tell him I said so-I'll deny it-but Naruto is a keeper. One of the good guys and he loves you so much, I knew, from the first moment I introduced you both that you would impact each other in a big way. I guess you can say, my match making skills work on everyone else but me. Ha. Dammit, I've gone and made myself cry. Lol. I love you little bug. Sleep tight.
Me
:'( Same, I love you so much. Thank you, for introducing me to the love of my life but don't try and act like your intentions were noble. I was partnered with Sasuke in Bio and you were just trying to get Naruto out of your hair. You're not slick you know. Haha nice try but regardless…if you hadn't switched partners with me, I can't imagine I'd ever feel this great. Nothing will ever change between us. My fiancé-omg I said it. My fiancé* _* hehehe omg. I seriously can't say it with a straight face guys, but, Naruto can…he says wife often too. He's adorable…I'm sorry I'm gushing.
Piggy
Hinata, go the fuck to sleep...
Me
lol
About time the muffling Uber aligned itself with the curb in front of her apartment, it had been 3 a.m. Hinata wasn't sure when she had managed to doze off but the hushed tone of conversing voices seeped into her subconscious. Her eyes fluttered open groggily. The pale ceiling lights were easy on her eyes and she witnessed Naruto, patting down his pocket with one hand, he withdrew his wallet a moment later.
"Sorry bout that, guess I outta pay now."
The Uber driver chuckled, dissmissly waving off his apology with a languid hand, "Flying is a tedious affair, you and your lady must be exhausted. Where are you guys coming in from? If you don't mind my asking."
"Kyoto."
"Oh? Long ways away?"
"Definitely feels like it. S'been a long week, nice to finally be back home."
Naruto chuckled throatily, she could detected the underlying tiredness in his voice. He hunched forward and thrummed through a green leather coin purse; two comically googly eyes peered amidst the dark green. Instinctively, she rolled her eyes at the creature her fiancé chose to stuff his money in. For weeks, she had been teasing him about it, in hopes that he upgraded to a more serious and secure looking wallet. To no avail. The leather skinned frog was here to stay.
There was a time when she thought it was cute. That time overstayed it's welcome.
"The fare?" Naruto inquired, his hair haloed under the compartment lights, pale shocks falling over his forehead as he counted out the cash.
"Ten ryo even," The driver said, clucking his tongue, "need help settling the luggage?"
"Nah, I can handle it from here, thanks though."
Hinata watched her boyfriend turn fiancé hand the driver a wad of cash. The man accepted the loot with a slight bow of his head and a fleeting, 'thank you'. When Naruto twisted around to examine her-and wake her-he smirked, when he realized she was staring back at him. She stuck her tongue out with a worn-out groan, he flashed a lopsided grin, cramming that god-awful wallet safely into the back pocket of his jeans.
"Need a lift?" he asked earnestly, "I'll do it, you and the bags in one go."
She smiled.
"This, I've got to see," her nose scrunches up and she holds out her arms weakly. "I'm gonna be pissed if you drop me."
"You weigh next to nothing, don't make me laugh."
The sapphire facets of her engagement ring gleamed fiercely on her finger. The weight of its promise felt heavy and pure. Her heart staggered wildly in her chest and before she could even think on it, she was being dragged out of the back seat and hoisted into the comforting iron arms of her fiance. She shrieked and giggled, clumsily slipping her arms over his shoulders and nuzzling her cold nose into his heated neck. It felt so toasty, smelled so earthy-with a hint of scented ivy and spicy cologne. The scent she had come to know as his.
Hinata rubbed her ice-tipped nose against a column of vein on the side of his neck. He swallowed, his defined adams apple bobbled. Naruto kneed the door shut and continued to cart her off towards the trunk, bridal style.
"Teasing." He accused playfully, his voice a light rumble against her chest. Tremors nudged down her spine and she sighed.
"My middle name."
"HinataTeasing Uzumaki? Sounds pretty ambiguous to me."
"Already branding me with thee title. You're so sure I won't flake out the day of?"
"You won't, if you know whats good for you."
"Let's say, hypothetically, I dunno what's good for me."
"Then I guess, I'll have to sacrifice the remaining three hours of sleep to get my point across."
"Mmmh, I betcha breakfast in bed, that you'll be out like a bulb the moment you get out the shower. I swear you can never hang after that."
"Alright and what if I stay up?"
"Mmmh, one step at a time."
"Nope, let's level the playing field. If I stay up until work, you owe me a favor."
She raised a quizzical brow, lips pursed as she looked up at him and he pinned her with a heavy blue gaze.
"What's the favor?"
"I'll let you know when I win."
