Title: This Doesn't Break The Rules
Summary: I'm sure it doesn't.
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Hermione, you said yourself that nothing in the rules actually said that you were not allowed to run around naked in the corridor", she repeated.
"But it's crazy!" Hermione said and waved her arms like a baby bird that was trying to fly for the first time. "There is no logical reason why I should do it."
"That's exactly why you should do it", Ginny said with a smile. "You always stick to the rules... and it's time for some change around here. And Umbitch will be so mad." She let out an evil chuckle.
"Didn't you see what Umbridge did to Harry?" Hermione asked and narrowed her eyes at Ginny.
Ginny nodded. "And your point is...?"
Hermione let out a sigh. "Fine, I will run around naked... but only if you promise me that you will ask Harry out. He has totally broken up with Cho you know..."
"Fine", Ginny said. "Now come on..."
Hermione sighed again and took off her clothes. She took a deep breath and then opened the door. There were loads of people in the corridor. None of them noticed that she was there yet.
"Good lord", she whispered to herself. "Here goes..." She closed her eyes and ran straight forward. She ran into Professor Snape. He turned around and his eyes widened when he saw that she was naked. "Sorry professor", she said and then continued to run. Slowly people turned around and looked at her with wide eyes. Hermione blushed when she saw that Ron dropped a lot of books on Lavender's head.
"GRANGER'S NAKED!" someone yelled. Probably Malfoy. Hermione didn't care. She laughed hysterically and ran down the corridor in her own insane world. Then Hermione ran into Umbridge. Umbridge's eyes widened.
"MISS GRANGER!" she yelled. Hermione blushed again. Then Umbridge looked around. For some reason no one was in this corridor. Umbridge blinked to Hermione.
"If you want we can go to my office and... have fun."
