Delivery

The day was wispy and cold, the breeze scraped along the boys skin as it pushed past him. He instinctively shivered as if it was the only way to get warm as he knocked upon a pine door. A few bangs where heard then a tall man with slicked back sliver hair greeted him quite repulsively. "Where the fuck have you been?" The boy blinked his emerald green eyes as he shoved his left hand out as if feeding a bird of prey and with the other he roughly shoved a bag that was warm into the mans stomach. "That's 10.50 please" came a rough reply.

The man grabbed the bag of warmness putting it on the table at the side of the door " Your not a very nice delivery boy are you? ya little fucker" He smirked then fumbled around in his pockets. "I could say you're not a very nice customer but I wont" with a glare the boy had money shoved into his chest then the door slammed in his face.

He shrugged it off and walked back to his bike that he had parked around the corner.

Meanwhile

"Oi Hidan hurry up and bring the food here I'm starvin'" the man with slicked back hair stormed into the room "Oh that kid again I don't see why you still order from there you always get all pissy afterwards" Laughed a man with red scruffy hair.
"Maybe he's in love!" Sang a blonde man that looked more like a woman but the voice and the flat chest where more than enough proof to know he was male. The red head smirked and hugged the blonde close to him "He's in love and always will be!" They both sang together earning them their food in their face as the older male stormed up the stairs and slammed his bedroom door shut.
"Who says guys don't have periods?" Laughed the blond as he picked up their food and shoved it on their plates.

Hidan was sulking in his room "Stupid fucking kid making me so mad I could kick his fine ass" he paused and blushed at what he said "Woah! Where the fuck did that come from!? Damn Sasori and Deidara's gayness is contagious!" he smirked then shivered "Well I guess his ass is kind of fine…. WOAH WAIT! I LIKE WOMEN! Chesticles, boobs, melons jiggeley things I like jiggeley things!" Hidan his head against the wall repeatedly.

Hidan pov.
Its probably just the adventurous side of me wanting to do something to get the adrenalin pumping by fucking a 17 year old delivery/School boy." What was it about that boy that he liked? He was an ordinary boy he wasn't popular at the school he went to, I had saw him at the gates been tripped by some kids that was the first time I saw him. I am what 5 years older that him! There has to be crimes against this kind of thing well I guess not Sasori was Deidara's teacher there's a good age gap towards those two. I wonder if Deidara went to his school? If they were friends….
now I was just getting hopeful

I ordered from the place he worked almost every night I had tried everything on the menu too bad my little emerald eyed beauty wasn't on there too that would have made me a very happy man. But that doesn't make me gay! I don't wear pink! Or care about fashion and I don't like animals! Wait so dose that mean id be on top? I blushed yet again only deeper.
No! I'm not gay! Or…am I?
Maybe that's why I can't seem to get him out of my mind.

The first time we had met was amazing he was getting his ass kicked and happened to be his knight in shining armour I had kicked those bastards asses but the boy didn't seem grateful. "Oh thanks dickhead! Now there gunna get me even worse tomorrow thanks so fucking much!" he yelled at me I had gone with the reply of " Yeah well I could give a fuck you ungrateful little bastard I hope they get you 5 times worse little dipshit!" I laughed aloud at the memory the next day I found him at my door my food in hand his face held a distasteful look. Ever since this was a relationship.
Tomorrow would be the same routine. All I had to do now was stay up most of the night thinking of a comeback something to get at the boy.