Okay, so me and my friends had an idea a while back, since we didn't see any sign of a movie for Vladimir Tod, that we would make our own. I'm creating the script and I wanted to see how it sounds. By the way, it's a parody of the book so it's meant to be stupid and random. I play Vladimir Tod (which means I have to cut my hair and dye it black) and it's going to be really fun. When it's complete, we're going to put it up on youtube so then I'll put the link up, but right now, we need some feed back on how it sounds so far. Just let me know, because it's really hard to write this all by myself so I don't know if it sounds good. Let me know, please. :D

This chapter has the first two scenes along with the cast.

DISCLAIMER: WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF VLADIMIR TOD IS HEATHER BREWER. WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY PROFIT OFF OF THIS. THIS IS JUST MEANT FOR FUN. WE MEAN NO HARM.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod-8th Grade Bites ~Parody~

Created by Grace Cook

Original book by Heather Brewer

Cast:

Vladimir Tod: Grace Cook

Henry: Angela Sanchez

Otis: Alex Alcala

Aunt Nelly: Jessica Earls

D'Ablo: Gina Cook

Meredith: Jessica Earls

Eddie: Jasmine Earls

John Craig: Angela Sanchez

Kate Donahue: Grace Cook

Bill: Jasmine Miller

Tom: (he died)

(Scene 1: Where's the boy?)

(John Craig runs through forest while evil chasing music plays)

(D'Ablo follows closely behind)

(John falls and looks over at D'Ablo)

John: (yells) What do you want from me?!

(D'Ablo pulls out a picture of a little girl)

D'Ablo: Do you know this boy?

John: Um....That's not a-

D'Ablo:Do you?!

(John yelps and faints)

D'Ablo: Well, this was pointless.

(He kicks John then walks away)

(Scene 2: Halloween)

(Vlad is talking to the camera as a video blog for him)

Vlad: Hello, everyone. My name is Vladimir Tod and today is Halloween. The day that I die. Now, before I kill myself with this butter knife (holds up butter knife), notice that it's a very sharp butter knife, I'd like to say a few words. Aunt Nelly, I love you, but.....You're a bit mad. Literally. I mean, seriously! Just the other day I saw you-

Aunt Nelly: (off screen) Vlad! Did you take the butter knife from the kitchen again?

Vlad: (annoyed) Not now, I'm busy!

Nelly: But I need to butter some blood onto your toast!!

Vlad: I hate toast! Why do you always have to ruin my life?!

Nelly: (happy) I love you too, sweetie. Oh, and by the way, Henry's here.

Vlad: Okay, thanks Nelly.....

(Scene changes to Henry and Vlad hanging in his room)

Henry: So, what are you supposed to be for Halloween, an emo kid?

Vlad: (offended) No! I'm a vampire!

Henry: What's the difference?

Vlad: Oh yeah.....(notices what Henry said) Wait, hey! You little-

~Intermission~

Vlad: So, what are you supposed to be, a human?

Henry: That wasn't even funny.

(Vlad talking on his vlog like one of those reality television shows)

Vlad: Why are people so mean to me?! I hate my life!!

(Henry in vlog)

Henry: (with gay hand motions) Vlad is such a baby! Oh my god! He just never shuts up! He's not even funny either.

(back to scene)

Vlad: So, are we going to go to the party or not?

Henry: What party?

Vlad: You know....The halloween party....That they have every year.

Henry: (realization) Oh....That party...Hee-hee....Well, they kinda....canceled it.....

Vlad: (stands up and is outraged) What?! Why?!

Henry: They knew you were going to be there, so they canceled it. I'm sorry to say this to you, but no one likes you, Vlad.

Vlad: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (screen zooms in on his face as he screams no in slow motion)

Henry: Oh, did you hear about Mr. Craig?

Vlad: (sits back down) No, what happened?

Henry: (serious) He died.

Vlad: *gasp* No, seriously, what happened?

Henry: I am serious. He really died.

Vlad: I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, I don't even know who he is.

Henry: He was our english teacher, remember?

Vlad: Oh! The bald guy?

Henry: No.

Vlad: Hmm...The guy with the beard?

Henry: No, Vlad.

Vlad: Oh! I know! The guy with the head shaped like a-

~Intermission~

Vlad: So, are we going trick-or-treating or not? Henry? (notices he's alone in his room) Henry?!

(Goes outside and notices Henry hitting on Meredith)

Vlad: *gasp* Henry!! How could you?!?!

(Vlad runs back in, crying)

(Vlad's vlog)

Vlad: I thought we were friends, but I guess not. You just crossed the line, buddy! You knew that Meredith was off limits! I'm never going to forgive you! And you know what? You can't even stay the night tonight! Hah! How do you like them apples!

(back to scene)

(Henry walks in)

Henry: So, am I still staying the night?

Vlad: (happy) Yes!


Okay, those were the first two scenes. I'm still working on the third scene. I'm taking the titles for the scenes out of the book, just so you know. Well, tell me what you think and scene three should be up soon. :D