The Act of Jealousy

Lemon

A/N: First humor fic…this is based from 'Never too Late' but this is not considered to be the sequel. This is set up…so that we can have fun and state some facts…in a senru version! Some tips on how you know when your jealous…do read and review…thanks!

Disclaimer: Slam Dunk is owned by Takehiko Inoue, while the story is mine…

~*start*~

Rukawa was walking across the rooms of his huge mansion…heading towards the dining room in which he'll be meeting Sendoh Akira nonetheless.

"Wai…you're so sweet!"

The voice rang, certainly belonging to Sendoh Akira.

'Better than me?!' Rukawa asked himself.

"And cute too…!"

Sendoh added clueless of what Rukawa will be attempting to do to him.

'How dare you, Sendoh Akira!!!' Rukawa shouted to himself, readying himself to strangle poor Akira.

Slowly, Rukawa opened the door…immediately searching for the intruder.

"Ohayou…Kaede! Your finally awake," Sendoh chirped happily.

"Where is he?" Rukawa asked trying to sound composed.

"Who?" Sendoh asked cluelessly.

"The idiot…" Rukawa answered.

"But no ones here except me, Kaede…Am I the idiot?" Sendoh argued, munching more lemon.

"Don't play games with me, Sendoh Akira!" Rukawa said, slightly raising his voice.

"But I'm saying the truth…Kaede…" Sendoh replied.

Rukawa sighed.

'Damn…'

"I won't be angry just tell me whose the lucky one. The sweeter, cuter and better one than me…" Rukawa said.

Sendoh looked at Rukawa, confusion etched on his face. Rukawa looked at Sendoh waiting for the reply. Sendoh looked at Rukawa and blinked all the way.

Silence ensued before the realization dawned into Sendoh.

"No one, Kaede," he replied.

Rukawa's brow twitched not believing Sendoh.

"You're jealous…aren't you," Sendoh suddenly blurted, smirking.

"Why should I be?" Rukawa retorted.

"Because you'll lose…Sendoh Akira the great!" Sendoh replied, giving his positive traits.

"As if…" Rukawa commented.

"Ne, don't be Kaede…it was just the lemon…" Sendoh stated.

Lemon?!

"The what, Akira?!" Rukawa asked.

"L-E-M-O-N!!! Lemon…"

"What's the connection?" Rukawa asked.

"I was praising the lemon before you came. You must've thought it was somebody…" Sendoh replied.

Rukawa sighed silently to himself.

Sendoh Akira loves the lemon so much because HE is a hentai himself…

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Sendoh and Rukawa turned chibi…

+ Kae = author…self insert in this part

Lesson # 1:

"Kaede's cuter and more human like than the lemon!" Sendoh stated.

Kae: What's the relation to the symptom?

"Rukawa is a person…lemon is a thing…"

Kae: Yada…yada!

Lesson #2:

"If you want to hear something…be sure to be in front of that person…" Rukawa said.

Kae: *face falls* I thought you were stalking him?

"So?"

Kae: Then why be so obvious…he won't tell you if you're there.

"Then better…"

Kae: You want him to stab you at the back…

Lesson #3:

"Don't be so sure when you hear something…clarify if needed…" Sendoh said.

Kae: A little better…

"Your jealous…"

Kae: Huh? Anyways…it WILL lead to jealousy.

Lesson #4:

"Don't but in…let him express his side…" Rukawa said.

Kae: *claps* True…very true!

"Or else…everything will be wasted!"

Kae: *BOOM* wasted…

"I don't want that to happen…"

Kae: Who does? Akira wouldn't allow that to happen if it's the last thing he has to do!

Lesson #5:

"Don't get the better of you…" Sendoh stated.

Kae: Meaning please…

"If you get too jealous…and don't clear up…"

Kae: I know what happens…*BOOM*

"Everything will go to waste…"

Kae: *coughs* I'm going to suffocate with all this smoke…

Lesson #6

"It is better to express your feelings…" Rukawa said.

Kae: Why do you do that…Mr. Ice-prince?

"Shut up…or else everything you do will be meaningless…"

Kae: Meaning you expressed yours to Akira…interesting

"Hell with you…and you'll fight over things you shouldn't be…until you break off loathing each other…"

Kae: waah…I don't like that to happen!

"Shouldn't I be saying that…"

Kae: Eh? Oh yeah…it should be you…sorry wrong line…

~T.b.C.

A/N: Here's Part One…symptom one, find out on the next chapter part two of symptom one…things you hear…as long as the exams are through I'll upload as soon as possible do review thanks!