I'm Pretty Average

PLOT: What happens when Author Panda-Chan's latest Kamichama Karin fanfiction gets out of control and causes the characters in Chu you know and love to face Panda-chan's world? They go to her school, her favorite amusement park, the beach, the zoo, somewhere over the rainbow, school dances, and more! How bad could it get?

CHAPTER ONE- Incidents…

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"Ugh…that math test was bull…" Panda-Chan (Real name Annie) sighed as she entered through the door into her humble house.

"MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! I'M HUNGRY! MAKE ME A SANDWICH! AND LEAVE OUT THE MUSTARD THIS TIME!" She called out to her female parental unit. There was no response, only her precious cat (and her only sane friend) Fuzzy meowing continuously. Panda-Chan groaned.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Panda-Chan shouted even louder. It took a good few minutes before she noticed a blue note on the kitchen table. She lifted the sticky note off of the wood and read it's neat cursive handwriting.

Hi Sweetie!

I'm sorry this is so sudden, but; you have to be taking care of the house on your own for a few weeks. I'm on a business trip in Orlando, Daddy's in North Carolina hitting some golf balls with his pals, and Emily (username Hikaru-Chan13) is on a marching band trip to Disney World, so, please don't be too lonely. We'll be sure to call you back, you know the code… Make sure you feed the kitty, too! We love you; see you in a few weeks…

Mommy

Panda-Chan stood there, dropping her precious iPod nano and stared blankly at the blue sticky note.

"OH, SO THEY JUST ABANDONED ME LIKE THAT!??!?!?!?!?" Panda-Chan's loud shouts were heard all over the streets, and a baby from outside began to cry while the neighbor's dogs barked viciously.

"Damn them! Thinking I'm some sort of lifeless puppet…" Panda-chan inhaled and exhaled deeply after her loud outburst. After a minute, she put a finger in the air…

"Wait a sec, if all three of them are gone…I have the house to myself…"

"I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF! HELLS YES!"

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After ordering her fifteenth pizza turning on all the TVs in the house on the same channel and messing with her sister's love diary, Panda-chan finally got tired, as well as her cat who laid there beside her on the couch in the basement (What I call sometimes "The Realm"), Panda-chan burped loudly and laughed.

"Hey, Fuzzy Meow, let's watch your favorite movie!" Panda-chan flicked on the old, dusty VHS and on came "Cats". They were singing and dancing to the first song.

"When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?" Panda-Chan, badly, sang along. Fuzzy just rolled his eyes and went to sleep, not caring much about the film whatsoever.

"Hey, Fuzzy, I just had a genius idea for a new fanfiction! It's perfect! I should get to it right this instant!" Panda-Chan fell off the couch and smacked her head against the Guitar Hero III wireless guitar lying about randomly. Her forehead was slightly bleeding, but that didn't worry her. Fuzzy just rolled his eyes once more, muttered a meow which translated 'Freak' and went back to sleep as the film kept playing.

Panda-chan began typing her first chapter of a story about…blah…blah…Karin…blah…blah…Kazune…blah…Karasuma…blah…leeks …meowing dinosaurs…and other crap you would find in a Kamichama Karin fanfiction. Panda-chan also listened to her nano, the song "Otherworld" by the Black Mages. The story was genius, and Panda-chan knew she would get tons of reviews! Then…

"Hey, why did it freeze all of a sudden?" Panda-chan asked herself. The screen, in fact, did freeze up, but then, it started turning from a light pink, to a dark pink, to a deep purple/indigo…it started going wild. Then, the colors burst out everywhere in the room.

"OMG! THE APOCOLYPSE!" Panda-chan squealed loudly and hid under a thin sheet of orange tissue paper. She shut her eyes as everything went completely white. When she was brave enough to open one of her eyes, she grabbed a baseball bat and smacked a figure she saw out of the corner of her eye.

"BURGLARS! CHILD MOLESTERS! GET OUT, I SAY!" Panda-chan squealed ferociously at the figure.

"Panda-chan! Panda-chan! PANDA-CHAN! SETTLE DOWN, PLEASE!" Shouted a familiar voice. Panda-chan stopped mercilessly smacking the dark figure with the random baseball bat and looked up at Karin with her Chrono's clock in her hands. Kazune, Michiru, Suzune, Shi-chan, and the three god kittens were behind her.

"You guys! Yo!" Panda-chan said happily. She hugged Suzune first, since he was the cutest, and then moved to Kazune, Karin, Michi, and the four cats…but wait…where was Jin?

"Ouch…that was really mean…" Jin said weakly on the ground. He was the one being beaten up by Panda-chan mercilessly.

"Oops…sorry, Jin-kun!" Panda-chan said innocently. Jin rolled his yellow eyes but decided to forgive her when she hugged him.

"So, only the Kamichama Karin Chu characters, huh? Dang, I was looking forward to hugging Kazusa-chan!" The author said. She whispered a cuss word and kicked the carpet lightly because her favorite Kamichama Karin character was not in the scenery.

"Yeah, since the fanfiction you were writing earlier was about Kamichama Karin Chu." Kazune said. Panda-chan nodded, but gasped after, realizing something not good.

"My story! Did it die? Please, God, no!" Panda-chan pushed over the group of Chu characters and tried to turn on the computer…but the effect of Karin and the gang coming from the screen seemed to pull out an important wire that cause the device to turn on and stay on.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DIDN'T SAVE FIFTY PARAGRAPHS EARLIER!" The teenage author screamed sadly. She wept and sulked in her chair in gloom. "Why, oh why, oh why does this always happen to me?" Panda-chan sobbed.

"Um, don't be so upset…say, don't you get your shower at 8:30?" Michiru asked. Panda-chan looked up.

"That's not creepy…" Panda-chan said sarcastically. Michiru sighed.

"You told us that, smart one, remember?" Michiru replied. The author remembered then looked at the clock in the room.

"Crap! And Oprah's Big Give is coming on in thirty minutes!" Panda-chan squealed.

"Huh, is that a show you like? Do you watch it?" Kazune asked. The author stood up and looked back.

"No, I just say that to add some drama…for no stupid reason…" The author ran upstairs and turned on the water, she was gonna take a bath this time since she wanted some stress relieved off of her since her hard work of her novel was nothing but forgotten memory on a piece of technology.

"Hey, it looks like there's a seed of chaos in Panda-chan's computer!" Michiru said pointing out something purple glowing in the disk space of Panda-chan's computer. Jin looked closer.

"You're right! There is!"

"We should destroy it and put peace in the US!" Kazune said. "Karin, go for it." Karin stepped forward, letting go of little Suzune's hand, and took out her Chrono's clock once more.

"Leave it to me! LOVE ATTACK—…"

"SUCH A LAME ATTACK NAME, KARIN! SERIOUSLY, THE FLIPPING SAILOR SCOUTS CAN THINK OF BETTER CRAP THAN YOU CAN! I MEAN, LIKE IN THE ORIGINAL KAMICHAMA KARIN, GODDESS THUNDER? YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? KAZUNE HAD LIKE "EGO SUM DEUS" AND KIRIKA HAD "TEREBRO NOX" AND YOU…YOU'RE ALL LIKE "OH, I KNOW, MY POWER WILL BE CALLED "GODDESS THUNDER", CUZ I'M A GODDESS AND I HAVE THUNDERY SHIT! GOOD FOR YOU! AND IT'S NOT EVEN THUNDER! IT'S –BLEEP-ING LIGHTNING! ANYWAY… BUT LOVE ATTACK, HOW LAME! I WOULD THINK OF SOMETHING COOL LIKE—…"

"Panda-chan, just take your bath!" Jin shouted angrily at the author for insulting his "goddess".

"Fine, be that way…God…" Panda-Chan shouted from the bathroom upstairs. There was a silence until Suzune grabbed Fuzzy and began stroking his head. Fuzzy didn't seem to care and just stood there, motionless, dazing off into la-la land.

"All right, let's try this again! No interruptions this time! LOVE ATTACK! HYA!" Karin shouted and the Chrono's clock let out a bright beam, triggering the seed of chaos. Unfortunately…it missed the seed completely, in fact, the seed was too far away, and it completely destroyed the computer into bits. Everyone felt a chill of "Oh shit, we're in so much trouble…" run down his or her spines as Suzune continued petting Fuzzy. Everyone stared in shock at the smoky piece of rubble, which was formerly a piece of magnificent technology. All the pictures Panda-Chan used to upload on her myspace, all word documents, all AMVs…history. And the seed of chaos was still in that same spot still blocked by extremely heavy rubble surrounding its premises.

"Hey, guys, what was that loud noise? It sounded just like a valuable piece of technology just exploded by something!" Panda-chan shouted from the bath upstairs. Everyone froze.

"N-no, of course not! Why would something impossible such as that happen?" Jin stuttered. There was an eerie silence throughout the room.

"Oh, okay! That's a relief! Cuz if any of your fingerprints were found on my mom's computer, your faces will be burned in acid..." Panda-chan replied after a minute.

"Oh…snap…" Kazune said. They all glared at Karin.

"I didn't know the target was so far away! I swear!" Karin said, knowing she was not guilty.

"Um…let's help Panda-chan with her bath, guys…" Michi said.

"Huh?"

"We must keep Panda-chan far from the destroyed mechanism as long as possible until the seed of chaos is destroyed, so, we must keep her upstairs until it's time for her rest. Shall we?" Michiru whispered to the clone of Professor Kujyou.

"Hmm…you're right. Cuz right now, we're in deep shit." Kazune said as he nervously glanced at the sizzling machine. Jin shook his head.

"No, if we all pitch in to fix this…somehow…Panda-chan won't notice anything different about the machinery. Right?" Jin stated.

"But wait, how about we go back in time with my Chrono's clock?" Karin asked.

"Then Panda-chan will get suspicious, besides, your Chrono's clock is slightly affected by the Seed of chaos…we don't want Panda-chan involved in anything…ahem…out of the ordinary, right?" Michiru exclaimed. Karin softly said "Oh" as she stared at the computer.

"We could use Jin-kun's idea and try to repair it!" Karin said. Right after those spoken words, the computer suddenly burst into flames as sparks flew all about the room and the computer turned to charcoal-colored dust.

"Yeah…that's a problem, there." Jin said nervously. The group stared at each other and went with Michiru's plan; get Panda-Chan away from the computer…period…

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Even though Panda-Chan's house was quite small (Bigger than a shack, smaller than a mansion, you get my drift, right?), the group of Chu characters got lost just by going on the first floor…and Panda-Chan was on the second floor, bathing away, listening to her nano on her iFish. The group of Koge-Donbo concepted and illustrated characters heard the music of "Me Against the World" by Simple Plan.

"Follow the music! Go!" Kazune ordered. And, unfortunately, Karin got lost in the dining room, Jin ended up in the family room, Michiru accidentally locked himself up in a coat closet near the front door, and Kazune and Suzune reached the stairs where the music was louder. The song ended then "Breathe Today" by Flyleaf began playing.

"Up here, Suzune…" Kazune said. The two headed upstairs while Jin and Karin finally spotted them and followed them up…

"Um…hello? Guys…I'm kind of stuck in here…guys…Hanazono-san…Kujyou-kun…Kuga-kun…Suzune-kun…guys…. GUYS!" Michiru shouted desperately inside the coat closet. "It's pretty chilly in here…oh, what a comfy trench coat! This scarf will do well, too! Smashing! Some gloves!"

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"Animal I have become" by Three Days Grace began playing while Panda-Chan sang along, washing her hair with Herbal Essences shampoo while Kazune and everyone else got close to the door. Kazune faced the two. He mouthed out "1…2…" while holding up his fingers. When he held up "3", they all charged in…but unfortunately for them, the door was locked, and they all fell to the ground. Panda-chan didn't seem to flinch in the tub and continued singing the awesome song.

"Ow…that hurt…a lot…" Jin groaned as his head began to bleed. Karin got up with a bruise on her cheek and then got out a bobby pin.

"Oh, that's really gonna help out a lot…girls are so dumb, thinking they're secret agents or something crappy like that…oh, look, a bobby pin is here to save the freaking day! I'll never understand the idiotic language of girls…I mean, they really think a stupid piece of metal in their hair is gonna help unlock a door—…" And right before Kazune could finish his chauvinistic statement, the door clicked as Karin creped it open slightly so a beam of light shone into the hall.

"You were saying before, Mr. Critic?" Karin snickered. Kazune glared and rolled his blue eyes.

"I-I was kidding the entire time, gosh…" Kazune lied.

"Sure you were…" Karin sweatdropped. Jin snickered…My Goddess is attractive, very much so, but…Panda-chan…she's much more prettier when she's in reality than her anime self…heheh…maybe a little peek wouldn't hurt…heheheheh…

"Take two…1…2…3! HYAAAAH!" Kazune, Karin, and Jin charged at the door, which broke, fell onto the ground. Panda-chan screamed loudly and attacked Kazune and Jin with the heavy, full, large conditioner bottle while she threw a towel over their heads and a smaller one over Suzune.

"PERVERTS! WHAT THE HELL? YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING!" Panda-chan kept throwing random items from the bath at the two teenage guys. One was a razor blade, which cut Jin's cheek, making him bleed.

"OH MY GOD! BLOOOOODDDDD!" Panda-chan screamed loudly once more. Panda-chan grabbed a towel from the closet and wrapped it around her before she put a band-aid on Jin's cheek, removed the towels off of the boy's heads. Then, she smacked them.

"Why the hell did you just barge into my bathroom? Especially when there was no warning and I was nude!" Panda-chan squealed like a rabid meowing dinosaur.

"You see…" Karin nervously giggled from behind the front door.

"Karin, no!" Kazune said, but it was too late.

"Big White Square went boom!" Suzune interrupted before Karin can continue. All that was heard was the song "Cancer" by my chemical romance being played, echoing throughout the bathroom. Panda-chan stared blankly at Suzune.

"Uh…sure…okay…" Panda-chan said. "Say, I know which wire was unplugged from the computer! The big, thick black one! I was too stupid to realize that earlier cuz I was all stressed out! I'll go on downstairs and fix it right now!" Panda-Chan, still in her pink towel, raced downstairs to the Realm.

"Uh-oh…" Everyone said in unison, even little Suzune-kun. Panda-chan's scream of horror was echoed throughout the evening…

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"Fools, my mom is totally gonna murder me when she comes home in three weeks!" Panda-chan scolded the characters. Each one of them had bandages on them (except Suzune, of course!)…But wait, where was Michiru?

"Um…this closet is freezing!" Michiru shouted from the coat closet nearby. Panda-chan got off the couch in the family room and opened the door, stumbling out was Michiru, wearing hot pink gloves, a bright orange fluffy coat, a hot pink glittery scarf, and a light blue child snow cap. Panda-chan stared at Michiru in clueless-ness.

"Do I want to know, cross dresser?" Panda-chan asked raising an eyebrow.

"Please, keep it out of the subject…for my own sake…please…" Michi sighed.

"Suit yourself, this way, Michi," Panda-chan led him to the family room.

"Now, you guys owe a lot of money for that computer, that was EXPENSIVE, and one of my mother's best friends EVER! You guys will need to fix that, even if you destroy the seed of chaos you say is in there, right?" Jin sighed, Suzune blinked in confusion, Michiru also blinked while Kazune and Karin gave each other a glance.

"Since Karin-chan's Chrono's clock is affected by the Seed of chaos as well, I guess I have no other choice but to keep you guys here for a bit BEFORE my mom, dad, and older sister come back home. Got it?" Panda-chan asked. Karin and everyone else nodded.

"GOT IT?!"

"YES MA'AM!" Everyone saluted. Panda-chan nodded.

"This'll be fun, heheh…MICHI, MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

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Meanwhile…

"Excellent, our new version of the Seed of chaos was a brilliant success!" Rika said while she sat on Panda-chan's rooftop. Shingen and Kirio Karasuma sat beside her.

"We'll plant more chaos on these pitiful morsels and see what fun will come out! HAHAHAHA!"

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To be continued!

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Next time on I'm pretty average!

Panda-Chan, Karin, Jin, Kazune, and Michiru head off to school…where they encounter the life of Panda-chan's 8th grade life. And to add to it, Rika plants a "Mini-seed" and her target is Panda-chan…where Panda-chan switches bodies with Suzune! How will this little boy get through the day without being tardied or failing the huge math test?

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Hey! PANDA FLASH!

I decided to make a fanfic about me and the Chu characters, since I think KcK Chu is a cool manga, I think, in my opinion, better than the original! No, the computer is not destroyed, I'm actually resting my knee upon her while typing this, and I love her as much as my mother loves her hehe…

So…next is school…fun…this should be exhilarating, heheh, big word

Next chapter will be up soon, and that is a fact!

-da Panda!