A/N: Hey so I have this AWESOME friend in Ireland, "Sunday Morning On Saturday" , if you haven't read her work I strongly advise you to. So this is sort of a birthday present to her, but NO it is not a one-shot...hopefully. So I love all those fb fics, and thought I'd give it a shot. In this it mostly centers around KURT! Because I love him. He starts out with Blaine and runs into trouble with Sebastian. I wonder who he will end up with? BTW most chapters won't be this long, it's just that I had a lot of time to prepare for this one. So I hope you guys enjoy...exspecially you Sunday Morning On Saturday!This one's for you SMOS! I give you...eternal glory!

Kurt Hummel has added a new album "Days At Dalton"

Blaine Anderson- Awe Kurt, these were such great times.

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Jeff Sterling- Kurt, is there a certain picture you want to explain?

Kurt Hummel- What picture?

Nick Duval- Kurt! WTF, why did you post that?

Kurt Hummel- What are you two going on...oh shit I didn't mean to upload that one.

David Thompson- Oh the one of you and Nick Duval making out?

Wes Montgomery- OMG WTF...when was this?

Nick Duval- First of all, don't tag me David Thompson, and second it was during a night out with Kurt and his friends. They wanted us to kiss for the camera, in my defence I was hammered.

Blaine Anderson- What's your excuse Kurt?

Kurt Hummel- Well, remember when I first came to Dalton and made out with Nick?

Blaine Anderson- Yes, unfortunately.

Nick Duval- Yes, lol.

Jeff Sterling- Yes.

Wes Montgomery- No.

David Thompson- No, what are you talking about?

Trent Nixon- WTF, so I take a shower and this is what I miss?

Thad Martin- NO!

Kurt Hummel- LOL, well anyway my excuse is he's an amazing kisser ;)

Nick Davul- Back at cha! ;) lol

Blaine Anderson- Kurt!

Jeff Sterling- NICKY! WTH?

Nick Duval- Have you ever kissed Kurt?

Jeff Sterling- No.

Nick Davul- there you go.


Santana Lopez just got back from a lovely date with Brittany S. Pierce.

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Brittany S. Pierce- Sanny, look I know you said to stop worrying, but Lord Tubbington stole my diary...again.


Nick Duval is wondering who wants to get together and hang out sometime soon?

Jeff Sterling- Me

Blaine Anderson- Me.

David Thompson- Sure.

Wes Montgomery- Why not.

Thad Martin- YES!

Trent Nixon- Where?

Kurt Hummel- Hey my folks are out who wants to party?


Kurt Hummel is having a Warbler Party. Whoot Whoot!

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Santana Lopez- Where was my invite Hummel?

Kurt Hummel- OH yeah, oops. All New Directions are invited.

Rachel Berry- Oh, sounds like fun. Maybe I can stay sober this time ;)

Blaine Anderson- That would be greatly appriciated.

Kurt Hummel- Yeah, I'd prefer you not make out with my boyfriend.

Finn Hudson- If Rachel's making out with anyone it's me, and also Burt and Carole will kill us.

Kurt Hummel- not if they don't know.

Artie Abrums- Do you have a wheel chair ramp?

Kurt Hummel- Yep.

Sugar Motta- Me and Rory can't come sorry.

Joe Hart- I would love to come and see everyone, but my aunt is in the hospital and she needs some serious prayer.

Noah Puckerman- I'll bring the booze.


Kurt Hummel is watching Nick Duval sing a slurred version of Your Love Is My Drug.

Jeff Sterling likes this

Jeff Sterling- this is so sweet I love my Nicky.

Rachel Berry- I'm up next.

Santana Lopez- then I'm making one of these preps sing with me.

Wes Montgomery- I'll sing with the hot Latin girl.

Santana Lopez- Sweet ;)

Brittany S. Pierce- Is Sanny leaving me for the Asian? :'(

Tina Cohen-Chang- Hey.

Mike Chang- Yeah, Brittany we're Asian.

Brittany S. Pierce- Sorry but I didn't have a nickname for him.

Wes Montgomery- just call me Wesley like everyone else...it is my real name after all. And no your girlfriend is not leaving you.

Brittany S. Pierce- YAY!


Blaine Anderson is having the hardest time not laughing at this performance.

Nick Duval- this is worse then mine, and mine was slurred.

Mercedes Jones- Yeah, Berry's sober, why the hell is she singing this.

Quinn Frabray- I thought nothing could make me hate the song "Temporary Home".

Sam Evans- Carrie is silently crying somewhere.

Kurt Hummel- It's over...FREEDOM!

Finn Hudson- Guys, lay off. Rachel's amazing. Okay so yeah it was a little pitchy.

Blaine Anderson- A little?

Finn Hudson- She's just getting over a cold. Cut her some slack.


Kurt Hummel uploaded a video -with Santana Lopez and Wes Montgomery

Blaine Anderson- I can't believe you sang S&M

Santana Lopez- Really?

Blaine Anderson- Well you, I can believe...but Wes you have a girlfriend.

Wes Montgomery- It wasn't that bad!

David Thompson- Dude! You grinded her like a pole.

Susan Jacobs- Wesley, would you like to explain this?

David Thompson- OOOOOOOO you in shit.

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Wes Montgomery- Suzie, baby come on. It was just a performance.

Susan Jacobs- Uh huh.

(Wes Montgomery went offline)


Blaine Anderson Is wondering if anyone wants to play spin the bottle?

Kurt Hummel- NO!

Rachel Berry- Don't worry, I'm not playing. Plus who cares who he kisses? You're the one who gets to sleep with him.

Kurt Hummel- Rachel! Fine, I'll play.

Santana Lopez- Me too. I wants to get my mack on.

Sam Evans- Now where have heard those words before? JK, I'm playing.

Mercedes Jones- Sure I'm single now anyway.

Sam Evans- ;)

Mercedes Jones- How 'bout you just pray for your luck.

Nick Duval- Me and Jeffy are in.

Wes Montgomery- I'm in. So are the rest of the warblers.

Artie Abrums- Sorry, I'm out.

Tina Cohen-Chang- Same for me and Mike

Quinn Fabray- Sure.


Kurt Hummel had no idea a girl could kiss that good.

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Quinn Fabray- not too bad yourself Hummel.

Noah Puckerman- That was hot.

Finn Hudson- Dude that's my brother.

Sam Evans- he's my "brother" too, and I still think it was hot.

Blaine Anderson- Wanna keep it in your pants everyone? that's my boyfriend.

Nick Duval- Sorry Blaine, but come on. You know better than anyone that Kurt has an amazing mouth.

Blaine Anderson- DUDE!

Kurt Hummel- Awe you guys are so sweet!


Kurt Hummel woke up with a nasty hangover

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Blaine Anderson- Me too.

Finn Hudson- Where are you two?

Blaine Anderson- Kurt's room.

Santana Lopez- Wanky.

Blaine Anderson- We didn't have sex last night...did we?

Kurt Hummel- I don't think so.

David Thompson- Thanks for the information guys.


Kurt Hummel is on clean up duty -with Blaine Anderson and Finn Hudson

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Blaine Anderson- This place is awful, what did we do last night?

Mercedes Jones- Um Sam didn't you video tape like everything?

Sam Evans- Yeah, give me a second.


Sam Evans uploaded 8 new videos -with The McKinley High New Directions and Dalton Academy Warblers

David Thompson- Please tell me I didn't just see that?

Wes Montgomery- No, you saw that right. I saw it too. How fucking hammered were we?

Trent Nixon- considering there's a 5 minute video of you two making out, pretty hammered.

Thad Martin- or not at all.

David Thompson- Shut up Thad! I have a girlfriend.

Thad Martin- Sorry, but you're the one that made out with him


Blaine Anderson- Anyone seen Kurt Hummel I haven't seen him all day today.

Noah Puckerman- Well it is Sunday dude.

Finn Hudson- He doesn't sleep in Sundays.

Blaine Anderson- It's not a big deal, I was just wondering.

Santana Lopez- Okay, Hummel's got some explaining to do. I just saw him at the Westerville Lima Bean with Sebastian.

Blaine Anderson- Wait... Sebastian Smyth?

Santana Lopez- Yep.


Kurt Hummel was Blaine Anderson looking for me?

Blaine Anderson- Why were you with Sebastian?

Kurt Hummel- Blaine he apologized, and we haven't spoken since. I thought I'd take the first step, and come to good graces with him.


Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smyth are now friends.

Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval and 10 other people like this

Sebastian Smyth- Maybe your not soooo bad Gay-Face.

Kurt Hummel- Why thank you Meerkat.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Mercedes: Is it just me, or did Sebastian and Kurt seem...kinda flirty?

Santana: No, it wasn't just you.

Rachel: I don't think Kurt would ever cheat on Blaine guys.

Sam: We're not saying he's cheating Rachel.

Finn: Yeah Kurt would never do that and we know that.

Artie: We're just saying that maybe he might start liking the little Warbler.

Trent: Hey, we're Warblers.

Tina: You know what we mean.

Jeff: Well what are we supposed to do?

Thad: It took us forever to get them together, there's no way they're breaking up.

Mike: Well, we can't stop them from being friends.

Quinn: We'll just show Kurt how good he and Blaine are.

Wes: How?

David: I got it. We'll help them remember some of the best times they had.

Nick: Great idea.

Brittany: Like when Barney had that flashback of his meeting with Doctor Phil?


Jeff Sterling was going through last years year book and found an amazing picture *picture attached* -with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson

Blaine Anderson- Awe Kurt look it's us at Regionals.

Kurt Hummel- Remeber it like it was yesterday.

David Thompson- "Kurt there's is a moment when you say to yourself..."

Wes Montgomery- "...Oh there you are..."

Jeff Sterling- "...I've been looking for you forever..."

Nick Duval- "...Watching you do 'BlackBird' this week..."

Thad Martin- "...That was a moment for me..."

Trent Nixon- "...About you, you move me Kurt..."

Blaine Anderson- "...And this duet, would just be an excuse to spend more time with you."

Kurt Hummel- WTF, how did you guys know that? You quoted it word for word.

David Thompson- You should keep your journal on better lockdown.

Sebastian Smyth- Wow, that sounds like it came out of a drama/musical/comedy TV show or something.

Kurt Hummel- Sebastian be nice.

Sebastian Smyth- Sorry, Gay Face.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Santana: You've gotta be kidding me.

Mercedes: That was the sweetest thing ever

Sam: And fucking Smyth still ended up ruining it

Noah: Without actually ruining it

David: What do we do now?

Wes: You're acting like that's the only good time they've had.

Jeff: Well They've had a lot, but I was thinking even though a lot were at Dalton, why don't we take one of the more recent ones.

Nick: Yeah McKinley can you think of any?

Finn: PROM!

Rachel: Finn, that's an amazing idea.

Trent: OMG Blaine told us about that.

Thad: It's perfect.

Artie: Good idea man.

Tina: That was the sweetest.

Quinn: Even though I wish I would've won it was cute.

Mike: Prom it is!

Brittany: OH! More dinosaurs?


Rachel Berry thought some people might remember this night *picture attached* -with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson

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Blaine Anderson- Oh this was an amazing night.

Kurt Hummel- Yeah this part.

Blaine Hummel- Oh right sorry I forgot about the other part.

Kurt Hummel- It's fine.

Sebastian Smyth- Are you wereing a crown, Hummel?

Kurt Hummel- Laugh it up Sebastian, I was voted Prom Queen.

Sebastian Smyth- Why would I laugh, that's a sick fucking joke. Wish I knew the assholes, could beat the shit otta them.

Kurt Hummel- Awe thanks Meerkat.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Noah: Well that did shit.

Finn: Sorry, but how was I supposed to know that would happen.

Rachel: No one is blaming you honey.

Santana: I am.

Tina: Be nice to Finn.

Mike: Yeah it's not his fault.

Mercedes: Now what?

Sam: Well a more recent one didn't help.

Quinn: So back to Dalton.

Artie: What do you guys have.

Trent: Well there's one idea I have but, something really sad also happened.

Thad: Oh, that might work.

Jeff: But it's pretty risky.

Wes: What are you guys talking about.

David: I think they're talking about when they buried P.

Nick: It's worth a try.

Brittany: They buried a peacock?


Nick Duval just went for a walk and guess were I ended up? *picture attached* thanks Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson

Wes Montgomery and 37 other people like this

Kurt Hummel- Oh no problem Nick.

Blaine Anderson- That was really all okay in the end.

Nick Duval- "This reminds you of your mom's funeral doesn't it?"

Jeff Sterling- "Yes, the casket was bigger but yes..."

David Thompson- "...I'm actually just really dissapointed that we lost."

Wes Montgomery- "We'll still preform though..."

Thad Martin- "...We do nursing home shows all the time..."

Trent Nixon- "...And do you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio? Tons."

Nick Duval- "I know I just really wanted to win."

Jeff Starling- "We did, we got eachother out of all this..."

David Thompson- "...I think that beats a lousy trophy don't you?"

Kurt Hummel- Did you guys copy my journal or something?

Jeff Sterling- NO!

Nick Sterling- NO!

Blaine Anderson- OMG!

Kurt Hummel- You did. I'm going to KILL you guys.

Sebastian Smyth- Please don't I need there back up.

Kurt Hummel- You guys better be happy, Horse Teeth here just saved your ass'.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Wes: Maybe we need like a really recent one.

David: How bout we don't quote anything too.

Jeff: Yeah that way he won't get angry.

Nick: he'll just love Blaine.

Trent: They're so cute together.

Thad: Guys back to the task at hand.

Sam: Yeah, is there anything really big that happened lately?

Mercedes: What about them working together on the Christmas show?

Rachel: That's not big enough.

Finn: When Blaine trnasferred?

Tina: We'll use that if this one doesn't work.

Mike: What about something that makes Sebastian look bad.

Artie: What about when Finn, Rachel and Kurt sung Blaine "Ben".

Quinn: Yeah, you guys said that was adorable.

Santana: I think we have our choice.

Noah: Sweet time to make some Micheal Magic.

Brittany: Are we talking about pirate rats?


Noah Puckerman wishes Rachel Berry would shut up about when her, Finn Hudson, and Kurt Hummel sand "Ben" to Blaine Anderson.

Blaine Anderson- Awe, I remember that. It was really sweet of you guys.

Kurt Hummel- Well, since you were missing Micheal Week we wanted to give you a little bit of it.

Rachel Berry- Yeah, and he was missing it thanks to fucking Sebastian.

Blaine Anderson- RACHEL! He apologized, and we all forgave him.

Kurt Hummel- Yeah Rachel. That was really uncalled for.

Blaine Anderson- Sebastian's been a great guy lately. Even him and Kurt are getting along.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Rachel: Well that didn't work.

Tina: Blaine is practically pushing him into Sebastian's arms.

Wes: Blaine really needs to smarten up.

David: Okay what's next?

Rachel: Finns idea!

Santana: Yeah, 'cause that went so well last time.

Noah: Look we said we'd try it so come on.

Jeff: Wait even though Kurt isn't happy we read his diary it does seem to go better when we quote something.

Nick: But Jeffy we need something recent.

Thad: And we no longer have access to his journal.

Trent: Do any of you?

Finn: Yep, I have full access to it. It's a pretty good read too!

Mercedes: Finn that's total invasion of privacy.

Sam: Well it's either invasion of privacy or...Kurtbastian.

Mike: I choose invasion of privacy.

Quinn: yeah, lets go with his transfer.

Artie: The transfer it is.

Brittany: But I was sad when Kurtie dolphin trasferred.


Tina Cohen-Chang just remembered how sweet it was when Blaine Anderson transferred.

Kurt Hummel- Wow you guys are posting a lot about us lately. But yes it was VERY sweet.

Blaine Anderson- It just felt right.

Rachel Berry- "Wait. I need to know you didn't do this for me. I mean it would be very romantic, but it could lead to resentment which could lead to anger which could lead to a tragic breakup. It would be like an episode of the Bachlorette."

Finn Hudson- "I did this for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love."

Sebastian Smyth- Wow, that's actually really sweet.

Kurt Hummel- Awe does little Sebby have a heart?

Sebastian Smyth- Shut Hummel. You know I don't.

Kurt Hummel- Oh really. Then why did you give me your Chocolate Chip muffin yesterday, when I asked for one and there was none left?

Sebastian Smyth- Shut Up!


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Finn: Okay anyone else got an idea?

David: Nope.

Wes: Nodda.

Thad: I'm stomped.

Trent: Sorry.

Jeff: I can't believe I'm saying this but I have no idea.

Nick: No.

Sam: Wow, you guys are real helpful.

Mercedes: You got an idea Sam?

Quinn: That's what we thought.

Noah: Something without quoting.

Finn: Something that nothing could ruin.

Rachel: Something simple.

Santana: Something that Sebastian couldn't destroy.

Tina: Something that has history.

Mike: What about Brittany's idea?

Artie: What idea?

Brittany: I said when Kurt transferred it made me sad. But it made Blaine happy. So why don't we try when they first met?


Brittany S. Pierce remembers when Kurt came to school that one day really happy, because he met Blaine Anderson

Kurt Hummel- Awe I remember that day.

Blaine Anderson- I remember the day we met.

Kurt Hummel- On the stairs.

Blaine Anderson- You were lost.

Kurt Hummel- You took me to the Warblers' Hall.

Blaine Anderson- I excused myself.

Kurt Hummel- To take lead position and sing "Teenage Dream"

Blaine Anderson- Wanna know a secret? You weren't imagining, I was singing it directly to you.

Kurt Hummel- I love you.

Blaine Anderson- I love you too.


Private message between Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Martin, Trent Nixon, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang and Artie Abrums.

Nick: they're good for now.

Jeff: Let's hope it stays this way.


Private Message between Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smyth

Kurt: You can't tell anyone.

Sebastian: anyone ;)

Kurt: Sebastian I'm serious. Please?

Sebastian: Don't worry about me, but I thought you were the good boyfriend who told dear perfect Blainey EVERYTHING?

Kurt: And I will, when I'm ready. Look...can we meet up tomorrow?

Sebastian: Same place? Same time? ;)

Kurt:Sure, just like every other time? :)

Sebastian: See you then Hummel ;)

A/N: So I'm getting kind of good at these cliffys...YAY! REVIEW PLEASE! They are greatly appreciated.