Authors Note: I(unfortunately) do not own the genius that is either Star Trek or Wicked. Otherwise, Elphaba would be alive with Fiero by her side. But this is just a song fic that popped into my head while listening to this song and I realized, "hmm.. this song kind of describes those two." Also, just to say, I know that I switched around who was talking differently than the music does but it wouldn't have made sense. Well, R+R!

What Is This Feeling?

(Loathing)

Wicked

Spock:

Dear Mother and Father

J. Kirk:

Dear Mom,

Both:

There has been some confusion over assigning here onboard

J. Kirk:

But of course I'll just ignore it

Spock:

I will not be alarmed 'cause of it

Spock: J. Kirk:

Yes, there's been some confusion Yes, there's been some

for you see my first mate is… confusion 'cause you see

the captain is…

Spock:

Unusually and exceedingly peculiarly impossible to describe

J. Kirk:

Smart

Spock;

Why am I feeling? It's sudden and new..

J. Kirk:

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

Spock:

My pulse is rushing

J. Kirk:

My head is reeling

Spock:

My face is flushing

Both:

What is this feeling?

Fervid as a flame

Does it have a name?

Yes! Loathing!

Unadulterated loathing!

Spock:

Rule Breaking

J. Kirk:

Logic

Spock:

And your clothing

Both:

Lets just say- I loathe it all!

Ev'ry little trait however small,

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With such simple, utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

Its so pure, so strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast,

Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing,

Loathing you,

My whole life long!

½ of Crew:

Poor Captain Spock

You are just to good

How do you stand it we don't think we could

He's a terror! He's a Tartar!

We don't mean to show a bias

But Captain Spock you're a Vulcan!

Spock:

This has been sent to try my patience

Other ½ of crew:

Poor First Mate Kirk

Forced to be assigned,

To someone so boring and despised

We just want to tell you,

We're all on your side

We share your,

Loathing!

Both:

What is this feeling so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

Oh, what is this feeling

Does it have a name?

Yes

…aaahhhh….

Crew (back round):

Loathing

Unadulterated loathing!

Breaking rules, logic, your clothing!

Lets just say- We loathe it all!

Ev'ry little trait however small

Makes our flesh begin to crawl

..aaahhhh….

All:

Loathing!

Crew:

Loathing!

Both:

There's a strange exhilaration

Crew:

Loathing!

Both:

In such total detestation

Crew:

Loathing!

Both:

Its so pure, so strong!!

Crew:

So strong!

Both:

Though I do admit it came on fast,

I do believe that it can last

And I will be…

Crew:

Loathing!

Both:

Loathing

Truly deeply loathing

Loathing you

My whole life long!

Crew:

Loathing!

Unadulterated Loathing!

J. Kirk:

Boo!

Spock:

mmm…