This is my first LazyTown fanfic (though I do promise more). It's written like a proper Lazytown episode with Sportacus' bit at the beginning and Robbie's bit at the end. Please read, enjoy and review. Thanks.

Lazytown and all associated characters belong to Magnús Scheving, not me, unfortunately.

"Door!" yelled Sportacus, pulling his goggles on.

"Carrots!" he called behind him as he ran outside and dived into the azure blue sky, that permanently encircled Lazytown.

As he embarked on a spectacular set of mid air flips and spins, the sports-candy, which he had ordered dropped far beneath him.

"Skychaser!"

The sports elf completed his air-obics and grabbed the bar of the pedal-machine, which had come to fly beneath him. Pushing the skychaser downwards he streaked after the carrots that had overtaken him earlier.

He carefully leaned out to the side and, reaching out with his left hand, caught two of the four carrots.

Pocketing them, he hurried downwards and quickly prevented the remaining two vegetables hitting the ground, by diving beneath them and catching them neatly in the palms of both hands.

Pulling up, centimetres away from the floor of Lazytown, Sportacus pedalled up to return to his home, the airship. Standing back on the platform he grinned, moustache rising slightly.

"Sports-candy and exercise, nothing's better!" the hero said as he took a mouthful of his favourite vegetables.


Robbie sat on his fluffy orange chair, arms crossed, sulking hard.

"It's not fair!" he yelled to no one in particular.

"Why does that stupid Sporta-flip never fall for my genius plans? I've tried everything," he moaned.

"Boats!" (Well a pirate ship to be precise),

"Bulldozers!" (Tried multiple times – still yet to dent Sportakook),

"Brain-washing!" (Now that was a good one – almost worked),

"Burglary!" (Mmmmm, no cake tastes better than swiped cake especially if Sportadork gets the blame).

All were memories fresh in his mind, framed on the wall of failure.

"Nothing!"

"Not even disguises!"

Getting up he marched past his collection of disguises.

The gorilla outfit – "Too big";

The Sportacus outfit – "Too blue";

The baby outfit – "Too babyish";

The businessman outfit – "Too boring".

"Nothing!"

"Nothing works!"

He stomped back to his chair, and attempted to flop onto it, however he overshot and the long back of the rocking chair flipped over and flung him onto the floor, behind his chair. Screwed up in a heap on the floor the evil villain groaned:

"IT'S NOT FAIR!"


The kids were playing fairies. Running around, jumping and chasing each other - carrying magic wands. Stephanie, dressed in a sparkly pink dress with golden wings, waved her wand.

"I wish..." she began

"No, It's my turn" Stingy moaned

"Why do you want to be a fairy?" Trixie asked "It's a girl's game" pausing "Actually why do I want to play, it's too girly."

"We don't have to play anymore if you don't like playing fairies." Stephanie said looking slightly upset.

She didn't want to stop; she had been having fun - however she'd give that up to please her friends.

Fortunately a familiar blue superhero happened to be coming past.

"Hey guys, how are you?" He greeted them.

"We don't know what to do." Trixie moaned

"We were playing fairies," Stephanie explained "but now no one wants to play anymore"

The superhero could sense her misery and as usual he proved her favourite saying correct

"Guys, there's always a way! How about wishing? You could imagine what you would wish for."

"That's a great idea," grinned Stephanie jumping up and down at the thought of it - her happiness fully restored - but then she remembered the others, did they share her enthusiasm?

"Yay! Let's do that!" yelled Trixie

"Sure" said Stingy

Ziggy, always eager to make Stephanie happy, agreed too, though he'd prefer to eat candy. But candy was only slightly better than his friends.

"Great! Thanks Sportacus" Stephanie smiled – Sportacus' eyes shone with happiness at her thanks.

"Bye kids"

"Bye" they waved


"Yeurrrggghh!!" Robbie yelled, "Why does that Sportafreak have to be so helpful"

Moving his periscope back up he returned to his worrying obsession of constant surveillance on the kids.


"Ok, if you had one wish, what would it be?" Stephanie asked

"One," Stingy moaned, "I want five!"… "No, no, no - make that ten!"

"No Stingy, you only get one. You can't tell a fairy how many wishes to give."

"Candy" Ziggy said after about half a second of thought. "Sweets and cake and lollipops and..."

"Shhh!" commanded Stingy "I'm thinking...thinking...thinking..."

"What would you wish for?" Ziggy asked Stephanie

"I don't know, ummm... I would wish for..."

"I'VE GOT IT!" Stingy screamed.

"What?" they all asked inquisitively.

"EVERYTHING!"

"Everything?"

"Yes everything, I want it all"

"Stingy, you can't have everything" Stephanie said, shaking her head.

"Oh - Why not?" Stingy asked - genuinely confused as to why he couldn't own all the world's possessions.

"Stingy" they chorused.

I think that I've just used up my daily allowance of exclamation marks. Please Read and Review.