Disclaimer : anybody in this story is not mine, but hell I wish they were!
Emmet's Evil Squirrels
This is my first fanfic so don't be mean!!!
Emmet's POV
"Ugh I'm so bored" I said.
"Tell me about it!" said Jasper
"What the hell are we gonna do. I mean, Edward and Bella have gone who knows where, Alice and Rose have gone to New York to go shopping, and Carlisle and Esme are being all lovey-dovey – you know when they get like that; it's basically pointless to talk to them." I said miserably.
"Erm, we could watch TV?" suggested Jasper
"We've been doing that for the past 10 hours" I said
"Yeah, well, we could always watch more!" said Jasper
"Nah. I can't be bothered with this anymore. There's only stupid stuff on. No baseball, basketball, football, anything!" I said.
"Well what do you want me to do about it? I know I can control what people think, but I can't control what's on TV!" Jasper said.
"Erm, we could arm – wrestle?" I suggested
"Yeah right – you just want to do that cos you know you're gonna win, and then it's no fun for me!" said Jasper.
An idea just started forming in my head. "Well, we could always go to Seattle!" I said.
"And do what? We're not going shopping cos the girls always want us to do that." Said Jasper
"Well, we could make ourselves look really hot, and go mess with hot girls, and you can mess with their heads!" I said. This is gonna be so fun! I just need to talk Jasper into it………………..
"No way! The girls would kill us if they found out!" said Jasper. "What's more, Carlisle will be really pissed that we're messing around with humans. And what if one of us loses control around one of those girls!"
"Oh, come on! I mean, who said that Carlisle or the girls have to find out about this. Anyway, we've been into big cities before and you've never lost you're cool. C'mon, it'll be fine!" I said
"No, I don't want to put people at risk. Anyway, what the hell are we gonna do round there! We've been to Seattle loads of time's, and it's never really been fun." Jasper said.
"C'mon, messing with all those girls is gonna be so fun! And we can also go piss random hobo's off, maybe even vampirize one. Or we can set evil vampire animals out in random stores." I said.
"Well, that does sound fun……………I'm just not sure. I mean, I almost killed Bella that time on her birthday, and look what happened after that!" Jasper said.
"Oh please, it'll be fine. I mean, anything is better than just sitting here." I said.
"No, I'm not going. Its too dangerous." Said Jasper
"Well, even if you're not going, I am. And you've got to agree, anything is better than just sitting around doing nothing." I said.
"Oh fine, I'll come. But promise not to do anything too dangerous." Jasper said.
Yessssssssssssss. I knew I'd persuade him. Now, to go and make ourselves look irresistible. I mean, I know I already do look amazing, but a shower and clean clothes will always help. This is gonna be so funny……………………………………….
