Notes: This probably goes against the new Fanfiction.net rules, but if you think about it, my talkshows really do have a plot… a common thread, if you will.  I also spend hours on each chapter.  They're no less worthy than those crazy humor fics about the Star Wars people getting really out of character… so I decided, what the heck?  I'll start a new talkshow.  This time we've got fewer people to ask questions of, but requests can be made in case I forget someone important.   The list is as follows:

Episode I: Qui-Gon Jinn

Episode II: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padme Amidala, Dex the Bartender, Jango Fett, Mace Windu

Episode IV: Grand Moff Tarkin

Episode VI: Luke Skywalker, Leia Oragana Solo, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Darth Vader

Non-Movie Characters: Bossk the Trandoshan, Mara Jade (keep in mind I haven't read the New Jedi Order series), Grand Admiral Thrawn, Aquel Faemir ('cos her freakish Qui-stalker ways are funny)

Blade: We're back!  For the third time!  Wohoo!

Luke: Does that mean the public loves us?

Blade: Yes, Luke my boy, it does.

Mara: Luke 'your boy'??  He's my boy!!

Luke: I'm my own boy!!

Blade: Fine! (sticks tongue out at Mara) I have Obi-Wan!

Mara: Isn't he dead?

Blade: Only in your timeline.

Mara: …oh.  (gets confused)

Obi-Wan: Not again… (sighs)

Blade: Wassamatter, Kenobi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: You!  That's what's the matter!  You keep tormenting me!!  Why??

Blade: Because it's fun!!

Obi-Wan: You know what would be fun?

Blade: What?

Obi-Wan: Letting us host the show!

Blade: Hmm… you're right… excellent idea, my dearest Kenobi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: (shivers) Please don't call me that.

Blade: Sorry, my Kenobi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: That either.

Blade: What am I supposed to call you??

Obi-Wan: How about by my name??

Thrawn: What, oafy-Wan?

Obi-Wan: No!  (cries) I'm so abused!!

Anakin: (sniggers)

Blade: (boots Anakin into a pool of sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads)

Anakin: AAAAAAA!!! (jumps out)

Blade: Hmph.  Fuzzball.

Aquel: Are we going to get this show started or- OOO!  Qui-Gon!!! (runs to him)

Blade: Hey!  Didn't you read the infamous sign??

Audience: No smooching on her talkshow!

Blade: Very good.  You're all learning. (ties Aquel to a chair) Phew… now that that's over with-

Tarkin: Wait, aren't you supposed to have a random crossover character?

Blade: Oh yeah!  Hmm… who can I torment this time… (ponders) I've got it!

Tarkin: Who?

Blade: Jareth the goblin king from The Labyrinth!

Bossk: Who?  Is he tasty?

Blade: …no.  He's cool!  He's got little spinning marble thingies!

Bossk: (disappointed) Oh.

Dex: Ever stop to think that maybe they don't know what the Labyrinth is?

Blade: Ever stop to think the only reason I have you on here is became you're Kenobi-Wan's friend??

Dex: …nope.

Blade: -.- (snaps her fingers and a barn own lands on her shoulder, then turns into Jareth) Welcome, Goblin King.

Jareth: Thank you.  (sits down next to Obi-Wan)

Obi-Wan: (edges away slowly)

Blade: All rightee, let's get this show started!  Please ask questions in your reviews, and don't forget to vote on a host!!